The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Oxyjen]

ive clearly missed a lot in my absence. besides paul chasing bpd princess, who left the tranch? im reading the thread backwards and all ive found so far is someone named tempest that id never heard of to begin with.

keep reading!
Verifiable leavers are windypuppywench and 666dirtwitch and neptunevulpis (search the thread for them). Also highly likely Sky, and the black ftm that was Neptune’s gf.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Not only is the holster slung way to low and loose it also looks like a soft universal holster. One slipped up tacticool quick draw drill and Phil will have a bullet tear through his leg(s). To top it off he bought one in Multicam Black .
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Phil's got what's called a "drop leg holster," which has one and only one use: leaving your sidearm ready to hand when sitting in full kit inside a vehicle. It got popular because it was common in Iraq, but for the purpose of everyday carry it's not terribly practical or comfortable.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil's got what's called a "drop leg holster," which has one and only one use: leaving your sidearm ready to hand when sitting in full kit inside a vehicle. It got popular because it was common in Iraq, but for the purpose of everyday carry it's not terribly practical or comfortable.

I can't even not say wtf current year man. 2022 and doing that larp shit while on an actual paying job.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Phil's got what's called a "drop leg holster," which has one and only one use: leaving your sidearm ready to hand when sitting in full kit inside a vehicle. It got popular because it was common in Iraq, but for the purpose of everyday carry it's not terribly practical or comfortable.

I am well aware. Phil is also wearing it wrong. A drop leg holster should be on your upper thigh not down by your fucking knee.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

He wouldn't be Phil if he was wearing/using it correctly.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Why can't I give all my votes to The Elusive Earl?

Mate you better swing by @0 1s place and start overinflating their tyres until they make this right.

Don't worry. I'm paying him back for that thread he made on me.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I don't know about methamphetamine, but I know that these people prioritize having large amounts of narcan on hand. Possibly they're using opioids to treat the pain of poor dental hygiene.

IIRC opiods cause sugar cravings and dry mouth, both which can fuck up teeth faster. I want more proof before I believe it, but it is possible.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Oh boy, Dave Koresh has really let himself go...

 

[FinnSven]

Question for US people with police/military experience.

Just out of pure curiosity, how long could three debatable men with civilian available rifles hold out against:

A clan of rednecks?

An ATF unit?

National Guard?

I know the Waco siege lasted days, but that had minimum dozens, maybe even hundreds of armed people.

So what could three gun “people” do other than scare lost ramblers, Boy Scout troops or people with a flat tire hoping to use a phone?

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Question for US people with police/military experience.

Just out of pure curiosity, how long could three debatable men with civilian available rifles hold out against:

A clan of rednecks?

An ATF unit?

National Guard?

I know the Waco siege lasted days, but that had minimum dozens, maybe even hundreds of armed people.

So what could three gun “people” do other than scare lost ramblers, Boy Scout troops or people with a flat tire hoping to use a phone?

The closest thing to what you're describing is Ruby Ridge.

 

[AssignedEva]

ive clearly missed a lot in my absence. besides paul chasing bpd princess, who left the tranch? im reading the thread backwards and all ive found so far is someone named tempest that id never heard of to begin with.

Essentially none of the main players beyond Bonnie and possibly Bonnie's (soon-to-be-ex?)husband Sky, but it does appear that almost all of the field serfs have fled the compound. Jarrod's still there and there's possibly one FTM field serf left (a bit unclear).

 

[FinnSven]

The closest thing to what you're describing is Ruby Ridge.

Could that be how the tranch ends then?

Phil shoots dead a poor unfortunate with buck teeth and cross eyes.

The police go in peace to see what the fuck happened.

Phil thinks that Earl is back with his cop buddies for revenge.

And thus starts the Colorado Battle for the stink ditch.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Could that be how the tranch ends then?

Phil shoots dead a poor unfortunate with buck teeth and cross eyes.

The police go in peace to see what the fuck happened.

Phil thinks that Earl is back with his cop buddies for revenge.

And thus starts the Colorado Battle for the stink ditch.

The Troonfight at the No Cock Corral.
The Bloody Dilators Massacre.

 

[Squirrelcop]

High Noon in Troon Town

 

[: Required]

So what could three gun “people” do other than scare lost ramblers, Boy Scout troops or people with a flat tire hoping to use a phone?

When you’re in a “siege” situation, it really comes down to what your ultimate goal is. If you’re trying to apprehend whoever is holed up in their shack with an AR, obviously you’re not going to light the place up like an Old Western and sort through the ashes. The reason most of these things take so long is that it is never the intention to just straight up murder everyone inside, therefore a couple of nuts with automatic weaponry can “hold off” the police for however long they feel the need to hang around. More often than not, there’s also the question of innocents and third parties lumped in with the gun nuts, so you can’t really take immediate, aggressive action like sending in a SWAT team.
So yes, effectively anyone with a gun can hold off an assault, simply by virtue of people not wanting to risk personal losses over one idiot with an assault rifle. Much like actual military sieges throughout history, it’s usually just easier to wait it out. People inside can’t get more supplies or change their situation, while those doing the seiging can wait around til the end of time while Jim Bob runs out of bullets and food.

 

[FinnSven]

When you’re in a “siege” situation, it really comes down to what your ultimate goal is. If you’re trying to apprehend whoever is holed up in their shack with an AR, obviously you’re not going to light the place up like an Old Western and sort through the ashes. The reason most of these things take so long is that it is never the intention to just straight up murder everyone inside, therefore a couple of nuts with automatic weaponry can “hold off” the police for however long they feel the need to hang around. More often than not, there’s also the question of innocents and third parties lumped in with the gun nuts, so you can’t really take immediate, aggressive action like sending in a SWAT team.
So yes, effectively anyone with a gun can hold off an assault, simply by virtue of people not wanting to risk personal losses over one idiot with an assault rifle. Much like actual military sieges throughout history, it’s usually just easier to wait it out. People inside can’t get more supplies or change their situation, while those doing the seiging can wait around til the end of time while Jim Bob runs out of bullets and food.

So in this case, will they end up eating Kev once all of the alpaca bones have been boiled down?

Edit!

So that is what would happen if law enforcement of some sort showed up, but how would these three fare against an actual horde of elusive Earls?

For the sake of stereotype and argument, say 20 men, aged from late teens to forties, probably drunk, but not blind drunk, just troon-killin’ drunk.
Armed with civilian rifles, hunting shotguns and some appropriate revolvers or automatics.

Could three ex us military (I am assuming they are all former servicemen), with these weapons out maneuver such a foe?

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

The ranch would last a few hours at most after their mobile phone internet service has been disabled and they run out of gas for their generator.

 

[Muppetstudios]

When you’re in a “siege” situation, it really comes down to what your ultimate goal is. If you’re trying to apprehend whoever is holed up in their shack with an AR, obviously you’re not going to light the place up like an Old Western and sort through the ashes. The reason most of these things take so long is that it is never the intention to just straight up murder everyone inside, therefore a couple of nuts with automatic weaponry can “hold off” the police for however long they feel the need to hang around. More often than not, there’s also the question of innocents and third parties lumped in with the gun nuts, so you can’t really take immediate, aggressive action like sending in a SWAT team.
So yes, effectively anyone with a gun can hold off an assault, simply by virtue of people not wanting to risk personal losses over one idiot with an assault rifle. Much like actual military sieges throughout history, it’s usually just easier to wait it out. People inside can’t get more supplies or change their situation, while those doing the seiging can wait around til the end of time while Jim Bob runs out of bullets and food.

The Tranch Davidians Compound just like Waco

 

[: Required]

So that is what would happen if law enforcement of some sort showed up, but how would these three fare against an actual horde of elusive Earls?

Again, I think it boils down to intent. If Earl and his elite squad of covert OPs hillbillies want to murder everyone inside the ranch, a firebomb and a hail of gunfire is going to solve the problem real quick. At that point, it’s literally just a numbers game: more guns>less guns.
Think of it as a rat infestation. If you want to kill the rats and save the property they’re infesting, that takes finesse. If you want to kill all the rats and don’t give a fuck about what happens to the house, turns out that’s pretty easy to do.
Considering Earl is a crafted PR stunt and not a bloodthirsty psychopath, the worst the Tranch would ever have to deal with is a pick-up truck full of good ol’ boys whipping shitties in their driveway while calling them a bunch of fags.

 

[Squirrelcop]

The Tranch Davidians Compound just like Waco

It would be wacko, alright. A bunch of emaciated troons in military fatigue hiding behind almost dead wooly llamas. It would be one hell of a silly fucking siege.

Still catching up on the tranch lore btw and holy shit whoever discovered these characters struck some serious gold.