Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

  • Total voters
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My theory on this one is Tammy was taking Jack for his fasting ‘beetus blood work at the hospital which he mentions like 5 times, and saw the pizza place in the way. He begged Mommywife to take him there after he was done.

Did you catch at the end he got a wrap in ADDITION to the carb laden pizza and deconstructed bruschetta.
 
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Kind of odd for someone who doesn't drink to go to a brewery. The main attraction is obviously the beer, so his review is even less useful than it otherwise normally is.

That part where Jack was talking about the ladies salad choice made me cringe. Like imagine how fucking awkward that was for her, being talked about into a camera 2 feet away by the special needs patient you helped pick an entree.

He marveled at a brewery selling 6 packs on site. The most common and obvious sales tactic blew what little of his mushy mind remains. Again, if he was a brewery regular he'd know literally every brewery does this.

Some absolutely choice screencaps from this one:
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Looks like I'll have to dig out my Julia Child books and read them to fully see how Jack butchers them.

On a side note, I saw a french chef cook with a breadcrumb and hazel nut flour coating. Not sure how well it would work out if it was just the hazel nuts, but it definitely sounds better than the fried pork skin Jack used for a coating. I'm also surprised he hasn't tried to cook some Indian food. Some recipes are full of cheese and butter, the spice can keep tammy away, and it might help with his shits. Sounds like a win except for the hate crime that would be committed.
 
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jack: "honey, punch me in the face this is too good of a menu"

tammy: arthurclenchedfist.gif

jack is amazed that a brewery advertises their beer inside and offers six packs to-go

the flat face makes an appearance as jack becomes annoyed that trivia night is about to begin

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jack's mouth droop is very noticeable when he tells his viewers that "everything was gud"
 
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jack's mouth droop is very noticeable when he tells his viewers that "everything was gud"
They say stroke victims usually worsen or are even more susceptible to a subsequent major stroke after their first, along with a significantly decreased lifespan. Any medical kiwis here can estimate how long the fat man got to live? I am really hoping it’s by Christmas.
 
They say stroke victims usually worsen or are even more susceptible to a subsequent major stroke after their first, along with a significantly decreased lifespan. Any medical kiwis here can estimate how long the fat man got to live? I am really hoping it’s by Christmas.
Jack died after the last stroke and the Wendigo has assumed control.
 
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What's the deal with Jack flipping the video at random points? When Jack was eating the keto-friendly pizza and bread, the wall was on the right side, but when bitching about trivia night it was on the left. His dead arm was facing the door in the outro, show it shows he was on the passenger side.
 
jack's FB page is nothing but elon musk posts today and how he's going to become more active on twitter now (that's a good thing for the replies he gets)

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Probably not, people like to live in fantasy online and try to put out only curated aspects of their lives. Take Jack’s bitmoji, he’s definitely curating his image to where he’s no longer a bowling ball on legs, fitting into more than a tshirt and shorts, and has the usage of both arms.
 
What's the deal with Jack flipping the video at random points? When Jack was eating the keto-friendly pizza and bread, the wall was on the right side, but when bitching about trivia night it was on the left. His dead arm was facing the door in the outro, show it shows he was on the passenger side.
The front facing camera on some phones mirror the image, so when you take a selfie or whatever it's like you are looking into a mirror. It looks like when Jack was holding the phone he was using the front facing camera and when Tammy was recording him eating she used the rear facing one.
 
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0:16-The way he says "brewery" makes me think that he had another mini stroke.
Also, I'm more of a newcomer to CWJ lore, but I've seen a good number of his on the go videos, and this is the first time I've seen him take a big bite with his tongue still within his maw. Good job, Jack!
 
So who is "God's Elect" according to Darrell?

Christians, people who accept Jesus, the body of Christ, Jews who accept Jesus (lol what?*), and, according to Jack, people who worship. Presumably he means worship the Christian God, but he doesn't actually specify. Good news for the Odinists, I guess.
These stupid motherfuckers…

I believed a Calvinistic interpretation of scripture for 2 years when I briefly went the born-again route (didn’t last; I was through with it once those 2 years were up). In a nutshell, the concept of divine election goes hand-in-hand with predestination. Meaning that God literally predetermined from the beginning who will be saved and who won’t. He has divided His vessels of mercy (the saved) from the vessels of wrath (those who face destruction and casting into hell), because why not? He’s fucking God. All of existence is basically an elaborate toy to Him that He created.

Talking about “God’s Elect,” and then going on to talk about people accepting Jesus on their own accord and free will is mind-numbingly contradictory. Either you have free will and God leaves the gate open for you to make the choice, or you don’t have free will and God has already planned everything in advance- salvation, damnation, and all.

The latter (I think) makes the most sense, considering that God is always portrayed as omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. How, then, could He not know who would/wouldn’t make it to the kingdom? To say that He wouldn’t know would mean that He’s not all-powerful and all-knowing.

Evangelical boomers, man. Fuck…


the flat face makes an appearance as jack becomes annoyed that trivia night is about to begin

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Outside of his unconcealed contempt for Hope, there’s nothing that Mushbrain does that angers me more than the flat face. No, Jack, it doesn’t make you look funny, edgy, or relatable. It makes you come off like a fucking child.

That flat face needs to be removed with either a bat or a set of knuckledusters.
 
This was in response to the Julia in June post:

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Rob asking the important question on all our minds.
Wow, it's impressive that Jack is so dedicated to the success of his YouTube channel that he's willing to sacrifice the tremendous progress he's made on his weight loss journey. /sarcasm
 
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