Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 784 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,381

Having a cheery, normal track playing over Jack's narration really emphasizes how inarticulate and slurry he is.
It would be a shame if he got copyright struck.

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It would be a shame if he got copyright struck.

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  • Reprint and/or publish in any medium content from Julia’s books, television programs, DVDs or digital content. Permission must be sought from the relevant publisher or producer, such as Alfred A. Knopf, WGBH, or A La Carte Productions.
"With rare exceptions, the Foundation does not grant permission for the use of Julia’s name and/or likeness for commercial activities."

At the very least he's getting all his videos claimed, if not a full takedown if he uses any clips.
 
"With rare exceptions, the Foundation does not grant permission for the use of Julia’s name and/or likeness for commercial activities."

At the very least he's getting all his videos claimed, if not a full takedown if he uses any clips.

A Jack chimpout being banned from YouTube would be legendary. Just imagine his Facebook posts.
 
jack's FB page is nothing but elon musk posts today and how he's going to become more active on twitter now (that's a good thing for the replies he gets)

and then there's this

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jack's FB page is nothing but elon musk posts today and how he's going to become more active on twitter now (that's a good thing for the replies he gets)

and then there's this

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This was in response to the Julia in June post:

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Rob asking the important question on all our minds.
 
jack's FB page is nothing but elon musk posts today and how he's going to become more active on twitter now (that's a good thing for the replies he gets)

and then there's this

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Everytime I see these boomer emojis from Jack, it makes me think of giving the good ol' elbow drop from top turn buckle from the "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
 

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To be honest I'm just jealous, as a hater, I sure wish I married first girl who looked at me. Heck, Jr's probably pounding her right now as I type this... I mean he's hitting her, not sex.
But to Jr that's a flex because he's been marinating in the ethos of the murderchurch his entire life. That and Mushbrain and Big T stressed that it was no sex until you're married. So they married way too young just to have sex. I mean I like sex as well but to marry the girl I lost it to? Fuck no. Look at Mushbrain he was already married once. This is what Jr has to look forward to namely being his Dad.

Jesus Christ the delusions this man has he's explaining who Julia Child is like anyone would know him and not her.
He didn't even say who she was except in the most autistic way. It's either, "watch and find out" or "watch this series based on her life". I mean 30 seconds could have summed it all up.

jack's FB page is nothing but elon musk posts today and how he's going to become more active on twitter now (that's a good thing for the replies he gets)

and then there's this

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That would be pretty ugly in your case Mushbrain.
 
jack's FB page is nothing but elon musk posts today and how he's going to become more active on twitter now (that's a good thing for the replies he gets)

and then there's this

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When Jack says shit like this it makes me think he's some long-con troll, like an even more deep D-Eagle Nation. This is just too perfect for him to not be aware of the irony.
 
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To be fair the menu looked a little schizophrenic, too many things trying to cover too many bases. But.. .the food did look decent.

Of course with this, and him doing Julia June, I think it's safe to say he's off pretending he's on a diet anymore.
 
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ROCK AND DOUGH. NASHVILLE.

As long as the menu is huge its going to be a winner due to Jack Scalfani standards.

Jack is using the word "vibes" which is fucking strange to me. Jack, youre a boomer.

Jack ate pizza and had a good cheese pull moment.

Jack is annoyed because of trivia night.

Jack uses grease of some sort to shine his bald head.

Everything was good. Really good.

EDIT: Die Jack, die!!!
 
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The food looks decent, but Jack spends maybe ten seconds actually talking about it ("amazing" "great flavors" "good food"). He's a little too excited about the idea of getting to take a six-pack home.

He mentions Skyline more than a few times, wonder if he's been going to the hospital more often these days?

They've spent a lot of effort to pretend Tammy isn't there, even down to having Jack film the last segment in the driver's seat as if he was the one driving.

Jack makes a bitchy face when he realizes the trivia night announcer will keep him from blubbering to the camera while inside.

Pretty boring JOTG outing overall.
 
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