Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Uncle Buck]

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This explains so much.

 

[cistendered]

tbf i think kadyrov is just a typical jock with how he handles conflict, and Z-man is prob on something, but clearly not happy with the corner he's been pushed into.

If Kadyrov is on any stims I bet it's just pre-workout and tea. In Zelenskyijueeiy's case I wouldn't be surprised if he has an 8-ball+ a day coke habit. Since you mentioned Kadyrov the jock, I thought I would do a rundown on presidential exercise habits.

First up - Ramzan Kadyrov:

There are lots of videos of Kadyrov working out or boxing, he's known to be a really big MMA fan.
Grade: A-, based one what I have seen it looks like Kadyrov does work out regularly, I think there's a good bit of staging/exaggerating in footage available to the public. As in the video he made with these racked weights in the background (which he did not lift):

Next up - Vlady Daddy Putin:

In this famous and in no way homoerotic clip we see Putin doing some lifting with his homie Dmitry Medvedev. Doesn't look like he uses much weight, but he's also 70 years old so some slack can be given.
Grade: B. with a private gym like that I get the feeling Putin does get semi-regular workouts, though he probably could go much harder than he does. Mega bonus points for the meal. If Putin personally cooked me a steak lunch after every workout I would be his gym bro for life.

Then we have Zelenskuiheejiy:

I couldn't find any workout videos for the Z-man, but I did find this picture of him being a total thot. He probably does so much coke his heart can't handle heavy exercise, thus the lack of anything but staged photos of him in the gym.
Grade: F because he is a faggot.

Next, let's take a look at Biden:

There really isn't much for Biden, a couple short clips of him jogging while in dress clothes. He's ancient at this point, but his stride is shit so I'm not sure if he was ever a runner.
Grade: D-, no real proof that he's ever exercised regularly, but some bonus points for making it to his age without ever being fat.

Since Obama was featured in the last clip we'll include him:

Any time someone tries to tell me what an awesome dude Obama is I just send them this clip. Those dainty 5lb weights he's using throughout the workout are suitable for like middle school kids or someone who has never worked out and it's their first week at the gym. I guess they'd be the perfect weight for the first gay nigger FtM tranny US president.
Grade: D

For good measure we can throw in Trump:

Trump doesn't work out, but he does regularly play sports like golf and tennis.
Grade: C-, I know Trump cheats, but some bonus points for at least trying to play sports that are really challenging. Also, not really my thing, but Trump is a 100% Grade A certified

Unironically I think a fitness test should be part of the qualifications for holding public office. You can tell a lot about a person based on how they treat themselves. Fitness doesn't require you to be a competitive powerlifter, or run ultramarathons, or any other extreme form of exercise. Fitness is about being the best you that you can be. If a politician treats themselves like shit I don't know that you can expect them to treat their constituents any better.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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Madre de Dios...blyat!

 

[just a banana]

I'm sure at least some parts of this vid (with the goat's head and voodoo doll thingie) were upthread at least a few days ago, but I don't think I've seen it paired with "Kyiv Pride" before- not that I've been paying close enough attention, mind

https://twitter.com/francska1/status/1518916591299309569

Seems like the volume on this kind of noise is going up

and

 

[IKOL]

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AW SHIIIIIIIIIET SON!

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Yeah yeah yeah. Ssssssure.
Go drink your estrogen pills, you miss the clock again.


I'm not Floyd, you dunce, I'm purely white-skin slavmix. I'm Vodka-man.

Ааа, ты русский пидар который сосет хуй Путина Хуйла? Понятно...понятно...

 

[IKOL]

Ааа, ты русский пидар который сосет хуй Путина Хуйла? Понятно...понятно...

Nice projection dunce, but the only one who suck that Putin's dick are you and your ukiebros buddies.

Oh, by the way...

 

[kuuu]

Ааа, ты русский пидар который сосет хуй Путина Хуйла? Понятно...понятно...

Хрюкни.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

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You know, you don't even need to spend money on sex toys. Sometimes you can improvise with objects found at home. Toilet paper or paper tower rolls can work as fleshlights, though you do want to take good care of the cardboard and be a bit careful so your kokk doesn't get hurt.
I do have a question though. Did anyone ever try using a Dualshock controller or an old Nokia phone as an improvised vibrator? In fact, there's even that PS2 Rez Trance Vibrator thing that can legit be used as a vibrator!

This is the actual quote.
You should screenshot the whole page then. I was being on topic in that thread. Are you gonna screenshot everybody else who participated there? Come on!

 

[Uncle Buck]

If Kadyrov is on any stims I bet it's just pre-workout and tea. In Zelenskyijueeiy's case I wouldn't be surprised if he has an 8-ball+ a day coke habit. Since you mentioned Kadyrov the jock, I thought I would do a rundown on presidential exercise habits.

First up - Ramzan Kadyrov:
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There are lots of videos of Kadyrov working out or boxing, he's known to be a really big MMA fan.
Grade: A-, based one what I have seen it looks like Kadyrov does work out regularly, I think there's a good bit of staging/exaggerating in footage available to the public. As in the video he made with these racked weights in the background (which he did not lift):
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A fair assessment, given that he's a big-time power-lifter.

Next up - Vlady Daddy Putin:
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In this famous and in no way homoerotic clip we see Putin doing some lifting with his homie Dmitry Medvedev. Doesn't look like he uses much weight, but he's also 70 years old so some slack can be given. Grade: B. with a private gym like that I get the feeling Putin does get semi-regular workouts, though he probably could go much harder than he does. Mega bonus points for the meal. If Putin personally cooked me a steak lunch after every workout I would be his gym bro for life.

He also does a lot of sporting activities, including competitive martial arts... Hard to do for a guy at his age. Again, fair grade.

Then we have naZelenskuiheejiy:
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I couldn't find any workout videos for the Z-man, but I did find this picture of him being a total thot. He probably does so much coke his heart can't handle heavy exercise, thus the lack of anything but staged photos of him in the gym.
Grade: F because he is a faggot.

Faggotry aside, the guy clearly has something going for him with those arms - or, had, at least. That said, he's younger than the rest of the field, the closest being Kaydrov, so the dunce outght to be in decent shape. I wonder if this isn't an older picture because in more recent ones he looks thicker and seems to have developed some moobs.

Next, let's take a look at Biden:
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There really isn't much for Biden, a couple short clips of him jogging while in dress clothes. He's ancient at this point, but his stride is shit so I'm not sure if he was ever a runner.
Grade: D-, no real proof that he's ever exercised regularly, but some bonus points for making it to his age without ever being fat.

As much of a piece of shit as he is, he's also legitimately, severely and undeniably cognitively impaired and even with his unparalleled buffoonery it's hard for me to poke fun at him. That said, you nailed it with him being ancient, so not really fair to compare him to the rest of the field... He's got at least five-ten years on Putin and Trump, both of whom appear younger than their years.

Since Obama was featured in the last clip we'll include him:
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Any time someone tries to tell me what an awesome dude Obama is I just send them this clip. Those dainty 5lb weights he's using throughout the workout are suitable for like middle school kids or someone who has never worked out and it's their first week at the gym. I guess they'd be the perfect weight for the first gay nigger FtM tranny US president.
Grade: D

Barry is and always has been very effete... It still boggles my mind that the dirty tricks that launched his career worked as well as they did given his questionable orientation and who Jack Ryan's wife was.

For good measure we can throw in Trump:
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Trump doesn't work out, but he does regularly play sports like golf and tennis.
Grade: C-, I know Trump cheats, but some bonus points for at least trying to play sports that are really challenging.

The Don deserves a little more credit I think, given he's creeping up on Biden and will be closer to 80 than 70 if he's reelected.

 

[White_N]

cope

These aren't Ukrainian women, but Russian women. It's also probably Kremlin sponsored, seeing that there isn't that many people here.
When Ukrainians protested against Russian occupation, there was A LOT more of people there. But at some point the Russians started shooting on protesters.

seethe

Ааа, ты русский пидар который сосет хуй Путина Хуйла? Понятно...понятно...

dilate

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The holy fucking trinity

 

[Pentaborane]

Flight update 2022-04-26 15:18 UTC:

NATO getting bolder than usual with this Rivet Joint flight.

Plenty of multirole fighters doing sweet fuck-all over Belgium and the UK.



E-3 over Eastern Poland. Strangely, another one over France. RQ-4 Global Hawk over Romania. RC-12 Guardrail over Lithuania.

 

[ARghEAT]

A question for the Russia supporters in this thread:
How justified do you feel Russia is in waging this war against Ukraine? Absolutely justified? Somewhat justified? Not at all, but you don't like Ukraine and the state of the West so you're cheering Russia on anyway? I'd also appreciate it if you would explain why you feel so.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Russians are gipsy negroes who couldn't denazify their balls out of their ass lol yolo

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This is the actual quote.
You should screenshot the whole page then. I was being on topic in that thread. Are you gonna screenshot everybody else who participated there? Come on!

Admit it, you're waiting for the Chechens to get you a fleshlight,

 

[IKOL]

/Seethe

Say, are you in chase of having a lolcow thread, buddy?)

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Admit it, you're waiting for the Chechens to get you a fleshlight,
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As if Kadyrov could find his way out of a Russian gas station where he works in his mom's spot lol btfo

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Admit it, you're waiting for the Chechens to get you a fleshlight,
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I think it was obvious he meant "Flashlight"

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I think it was obvious he meant "Flashlight"

It was a Chechen waving silicone puss around. Admit it that the thought makes you hard.

 

[Ponzo]

Next up - Vlady Daddy Putin:
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In this famous and in no way homoerotic clip we see Putin doing some lifting with his homie Dmitry Medvedev. Doesn't look like he uses much weight, but he's also 70 years old so some slack can be given.
Grade: B. with a private gym like that I get the feeling Putin does get semi-regular workouts, though he probably could go much harder than he does. Mega bonus points for the meal. If Putin



Since Obama was featured in the last clip we'll include him:
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Any time someone tries to tell me what an awesome dude Obama is I just send them this clip. Those dainty 5lb weights he's using throughout the workout are suitable for like middle school kids or someone who has never worked out and it's their first week at the gym. I guess they'd be the perfect weight for the first gay nigger FtM tranny US president.
Grade: D

For good measure we can throw in Trump:
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Trump doesn't work out, but he does regularly play sports like golf and tennis.
Grade: C-, I know Trump cheats, but some bonus points for at least trying to play sports that are really challenging. Also, not really my thing, but Trump is a 100% Grade A certified

You forgot to include Obamas husband

Trump used to work out but i think he embraced the thiccness

Edit: Bonus chechens in Ukraine