Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

It's a familiar arc with these sort of streams. A show takes off by virtue of their content and things are good, then they get so big the content falls victim to the constant disruption of the donos until the material slows to a sputtering stop-start trickle, any sort of rhythm or even sustained attention possible and the channel becomes a series of midwit one-liners slipped in between monetary expressions of parasocial worship.

Who didn't see it coming though?
Ashton is the new Ralph
Andy is the new Gator
Surfer was PPP's Nora from the beginning

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I tuned out of this Casino episode. It’s more low energy. Tuning into the Rekieta stream with Null. It’s usual for some of the rake backs to be low energy

 

[cokeski1488]

this show is so low energy and bad now. warski needs to go back on the coke

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

They're going to have to develop a new system w/r/t superchats. I don't think raising the dollar limit will do the trick. Maybe have a third man who screens the superchats and shares the ones with good content. Ones with bad content can wait until the end or maybe you're just not guaranteed air time, I'd be fine with either. Then Andy and Ashton can focus on the flow of the show, the third man can manage the superchats and interject as appropriate.

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

I tuned out of this Casino episode. It’s more low energy. Tuning into the Rekieta stream with Null. It’s usual for some of the rake backs to be low energy

You know it's gone to shit when watching this fat bastard chew down 5 cold big macs over the span of an hour and a half is more entertaining than the average Casino episode
https://odysee.com/@PeoplesPopulistPress:e/5-Big-Macs-With-Bacon-Challenge:1

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

The racial draft as a stream concept on it's own is pretty entertaining, they need to stop getting off track with donos and Andy needs to stop drinking.

 

[Snigger]

They're going to have to develop a new system w/r/t superchats. I don't think raising the dollar limit will do the trick. Maybe have a third man who screens the superchats and shares the ones with good content. Ones with bad content can wait until the end or maybe you're just not guaranteed air time, I'd be fine with either. Then Andy and Ashton can focus on the flow of the show, the third man can manage the superchats and interject as appropriate.

>the third man
G-godwinson???

 

[GordonRameses]

Imagine being Surfer, you stuck with this guy for years cleaning the shit off his toilet, earning a water filter salesman's wage between the two of you because he refused to grift. Then immediately after he leaves he gets paypigs donating a thousand+ every show.

all Surfer had to do was shut the fuck up every now and then

 

[Getwhatyou]

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Dude PPP has the same level of braindead fans that attack anyone who criticizes him as Jim does. Some dude literally came to my profile to yell at me after I made that post.

Awww homeboy upset his favorite Mexican faggot is getting bashed by boomers and fat lesbians

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

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Awww homeboy upset his favorite Mexican faggot is getting bashed by boomers and fat lesbians

"You can't disagree with both of these grifter faggots, it's either you like MY e-daddy or you're just an AF Shill"

 

[Getwhatyou]

"You can't disagree with both of these grifter faggots, it's either you like MY e-daddy or you're just an AF Shill"

I spose if I was choosing an internet daddy a team of midgets wouldnt be my first choice.

 

[Miller]

JF has cancer?

It's probably a cyst.

 

[AltisticRight]

JF has cancer?

Would be funny because he claimed Andy will die of AIDS.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Also remind him of when he promised not to fucking drink wine on air a month or so ago.

The coffee has been a much bigger problem, in my opinion.

But in general, it's just that he sucks when he's excited. And the better PPP is doing, or the more lucrative the streams are, the more excited Warski gets. So the stream is cursed--any time it's going well on any level, Warski's going to ruin it.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Andy Warski is an alcoholic in the same vein as the GUNT.

 

[Hüftpriester]

idk about you guys but I'd like to see some of the post-debate cope from the cozy fags on the next rake back. That sounds more entertaining than a deep dive into JF's weird pepsi addiction. JF without mama JF is just not that funny imo.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

They're going to have to develop a new system w/r/t superchats. I don't think raising the dollar limit will do the trick. Maybe have a third man who screens the superchats and shares the ones with good content. Ones with bad content can wait until the end or maybe you're just not guaranteed air time, I'd be fine with either. Then Andy and Ashton can focus on the flow of the show, the third man can manage the superchats and interject as appropriate.

That’s what I thought Krauts role would be but he completely dropped off

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Signalboot here with 50 dollars
“WHOA FIFTY DOLLARS”
Yep felting Ralph with those big donos. Signalboot says keep up the good work and that he’s visiting his family.
“Hope they’re good man”
Yeah, and Andy we just made half of what Ralph makes from one chat.
“WHAAAAAT”
And remember to subscribe to the gum road we got movie reviews, I just posted my review of The Conjuring.
“And survivor”
Can’t forget survivor folks. This week was a crazy one only available on the gum road, links in the description.
“Wait ppp ch-check it ouuut, VICIOUS VICKERS for 100 DOLLARS”
Whoaaa Vicious VICKERS donating big time to the casino.
“More money went to us, than to, than Ralph has spent on his kids in just one chat”
That’s right. Vicious Vickers for 100 hundred dollars folks. He says come watch him on his podcast featuring Gator. Gator and Vickers felting Ralph every week folks.
“Hang on a sec I need to piss”

Don’t worry kiwis I just summarised the Beardson Racial draft.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Someone mentioned if PPP was going to watch something on British wrestling... couldn't resist.

 

[cokeski1488]

Andy Warski is an alcoholic in the same vein as the GUNT.

warski ran in fear when ralph was drunk. warski is a bigger trainwreck than the gunt. at least the gunt has his own place and doesn't live on his dad's couch