DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[grump]

Every post in this forum helps Phil. It's the only reason he's maintained a "career" for so long.

If you really want to stop Phil, never post about him and let all detractor communities die.

THIS

I said it before and I'll say it again. Phil would be dead or living off a disability scam having long since washed out of the gaming scene if it wasn't for us. Phil likes to portray us as this massive force he has to overcome when in truth we made him. We're his marketing team. His greatest accomplice. We draw in casual paypigs by relaying all the times he wigs out and the drama paypigs through the narrative of the 'war' between us and him. But its even deeper than this. We know him far better than anyone else on the planet including and especially his fake WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIFF. In turn he probably spends much more time thinking of us than anyone else, again more than even his WAIIIF or the atms that are his paypigs. His life is consumed thinking about us. We're the closest thing to friends he has. Without us, not only does the money dry up but he loses a critical part of what he uses to define himself.

For my part I've long since ceased to care either way whether phil 'fails' or not whatever that means. Living in a box shaking a tin cup completely due to his own actions or still on the goutcouch shaking the virtual tin cup playing games he hates theres plenty of lulz either way. You'd probably be institutionalized by now waiting for over a decade and counting for the paypigs to get tired.

 

[Dona Morte]

By the way, I don't think that's how it works, I try to explain in this post.

The searchTerms (1.99) coincides with one of the words in the replies, which I believe is why you got that response.

Very interesting.
I have always been curious with how the comment picker works.
You are absolutely not wrong.
#comment-chip-container.yt-pdg-comment-chip-renderer
Inspecting the button produces this results. So the button itself is a widget.
I wonder though, what happens if he deletes the message?
Does it refund?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Very interesting.
I have always been curious with how the comment picker works.
You are absolutely not wrong.
#comment-chip-container.yt-pdg-comment-chip-renderer
Inspecting the button produces this results. So the button itself is a widget.
I wonder though, what happens if he deletes the message?
Does it refund?

https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/9632365?hl=en#:~:text=Comment%20moderation&text=If%20a%20comment%20that%20was,comment%20after%20it%20is%20posted.

Google says no refunds.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups to Meerkat_Ink for pointing this out on Twitter

https://twitter.com/meerkat_ink/status/1519069513416945664

 

[SojiroSakura]

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Big ups to Meerkat_Ink for pointing this out on Twitter

https://twitter.com/meerkat_ink/status/1519069513416945664

Lmao so he's already broken the ToS by begging for people to "test it out"

 

[LieLieFyre]

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Big ups to Meerkat_Ink for pointing this out on Twitter

https://twitter.com/meerkat_ink/status/1519069513416945664

No worries these book smart nerds at google don't have the guts to enforce their rules on the street smart gangsta Phil.

Edit: Hopefully i don't have to start adding /jk on the end of posts cause people here might not get that it's a joke. All this infighting is making my head hurt. Hopefully we can go back to shitting on Phil and calling him a fat tard tomorrow.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

THIS

I said it before and I'll say it again. Phil would be dead or living off a disability scam having long since washed out of the gaming scene if it wasn't for us. Phil likes to portray us as this massive force he has to overcome when in truth we made him. We're his marketing team. His greatest accomplice. We draw in casual paypigs by relaying all the times he wigs out and the drama paypigs through the narrative of the 'war' between us and him. But its even deeper than this. We know him far better than anyone else on the planet including and especially his fake WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIFF. In turn he probably spends much more time thinking of us than anyone else, again more than even his WAIIIF or the atms that are his paypigs. His life is consumed thinking about us. We're the closest thing to friends he has. Without us, not only does the money dry up but he loses a critical part of what he uses to define himself.

For my part I've long since ceased to care either way whether phil 'fails' or not whatever that means. Living in a box shaking a tin cup completely due to his own actions or still on the goutcouch shaking the virtual tin cup playing games he hates theres plenty of lulz either way. You'd probably be institutionalized by now waiting for over a decade and counting for the paypigs to get tired.

We wouldn't be here today if this guy actually learned to take a fuckin joke and not be so serious all the time and using scams to pinch money out of the people who I figured we were tryin to help(dents and derichs) but turns out its a bit pointless anyway.

Just seems like, hey guys, this greaseball is lying and takin money out of you, meanwhile with the years of gaslighting people and making up shit all the same NAH UH. I dont even know the end goal outside, that but the past 6-8 years have been Not doofyvideogamman and more OversharingAsshole man.

We could have all been one big happy gay community and we coulda been watching Jerma2.0 if Phil wasn't such a piece of shit.

 

[architects]

THIS

I said it before and I'll say it again. Phil would be dead or living off a disability scam having long since washed out of the gaming scene if it wasn't for us. Phil likes to portray us as this massive force he has to overcome when in truth we made him. We're his marketing team. His greatest accomplice. We draw in casual paypigs by relaying all the times he wigs out and the drama paypigs through the narrative of the 'war' between us and him. But its even deeper than this. We know him far better than anyone else on the planet including and especially his fake WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIFF. In turn he probably spends much more time thinking of us than anyone else, again more than even his WAIIIF or the atms that are his paypigs. His life is consumed thinking about us. We're the closest thing to friends he has. Without us, not only does the money dry up but he loses a critical part of what he uses to define himself.

For my part I've long since ceased to care either way whether phil 'fails' or not whatever that means. Living in a box shaking a tin cup completely due to his own actions or still on the goutcouch shaking the virtual tin cup playing games he hates theres plenty of lulz either way. You'd probably be institutionalized by now waiting for over a decade and counting for the paypigs to get tired.

I’m sorry, but you gotta be exceptional as fuck to actually believe this. The occasional person will come along with that whole “stick it to the detractors” horseshit. The main whales give to Phil simply to give…he could go to jail and they’d still find a way to give. The bank leaks proved this. Phil will go away when the whales do.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Big ups to Meerkat_Ink for pointing this out on Twitter

https://twitter.com/meerkat_ink/status/1519069513416945664

Just remember, Phil did nothing wrong. Again.

No worries these book smart nerds at google don't have the guts to enforce their rules on the street smart gangsta Phil.

Someone should tell him that just because he grew up on Sesame Street, doesn't mean he won't get curbstomped.

 

[tomstone]

pigroach has already broken tos for superthanks by asking his paypigs to "test" it out.
report at your own leisure

https://twitter.com/PoemsMystery/status/1519074001460551682

 

[JimiHendrix]

can't believe we've hit the cycle where you all look in the mirror and ponder "am i truly a dsp fan?" once again.

happens every few months i feel.

truly baffles the mind that this is the website that originally was for literally ruining the life of an autistic man child, setting up fake dates and straight gas lighting a nigga. but now people here too scared to even leave phil a mean voice mail, that's crossing the fucking line.

honest to god i feel like the people who mostly rage at phil are people just as stupid as him, furious he makes 120k a year and that they can't, but they don't actually want him gone, because if he's gone, then who can they be mad at? weird lil relationship where you gotta protect the fat boy so you can yell at the fat boy.

i didn't really have a point for this post. i was only ever here for phil suckin' dick at games and he hasn't done that in so long. not like the good old days. honestly i'm still around because i need to see how the story of the fat boy ends.

but god some of you make the wait unbearable.

 

[capefear56]

Cheers lad. Most people don't seem to get banter or sarcasm.

I think most detractors are hypocrites because they whinge at me and others when we laugh at OPs against Phil, yet it's okay when they work for him for free. I shit you not, I got three people DM me to stop fucking with him and to not support fucking with him in the past two-ish months.
Bloody cucks mate. They make fanart with vague inside jokes only we get and they give him ideas that later make him money. So what happens when he makes said money? They come back here and seethe how shit he is because, why exactly? He did exactly what they wanted. He actually took advice.
Even the DTRH was an old detractor idea, when he was looking for stuff to watch for his goals. I just find it rich that detractors only consider fucking with Phil as bad, but helping him run his business is fine and dandy.

That's why for the past year I've been saying Phil mainly has fans in denial, and only a few actual trolls or detractors.

I feel like in many instances it's impossible to not inadvertently give him advice through criticism. If, for example, you complain that he's dragging out Elden Ring and as a result he subsequently picks up the pace, your criticism inadvertently improved the quality of his stream. If you claim he's running his "business" poorly and explain what he's doing wrong, you are inadvertently giving him free financial advice if he lurks here and happens upon it.

The only type of detractor I especially dislike are the ones that hand-deliver useful criticism directly to the Pig. They are in the same vein as the people who tip to insult.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

honest to god i feel like the people who mostly rage at phil are people just as stupid as him, furious he makes 120k a year and that they can't, but they don't actually want him gone, because if he's gone, then who can they be mad at? weird lil relationship where you gotta protect the fat boy so you can yell at the fat boy.

If anyone feels like raging and being jealous of Phil’s miserably pathetic hell of a life he brought unto himself, it’s time to leave the vortex.

Phil doesn’t deserve anyone’s rage, just point and laugh.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I’m sorry, but you gotta be exceptional as fuck to actually believe this. The occasional person will come along with that whole “stick it to the detractors” horseshit. The main whales give to Phil simply to give…he could go to jail and they’d still find a way to give. The bank leaks proved this. Phil will go away when the whales do.

Phil's biggest current whales in PlanetJeff and OIC have many times admitted to sticking it to the trolls.

Plus, without the trolls, how many viewers would Phil have now? I'd say 20 at most. His entire chat are semi-trolls.

There would be the idiots like Jaxx but I really doubt Phil would be making half what he does now.

 

[capefear56]

There would be the idiots like Jaxx but I really doubt Phil would be making half what he does now.

Even with next to no tips, residuals alone from 70K+ videos would net him some $30K a year if I'm not mistaken; you would need to kill his YouTube channel completely to really threaten him. Hence, while he will never be truly homeless, watching him have to give up his gin, DoorDash and gacha addictions will be a salt goldmine and I can't fucking wait.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Same energy as "make sure to click on the ads"
Big ups to @PoemsMystery on Twitter for the clip

https://twitter.com/PoemsMystery/status/1519084199143260162

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

pigroach has already broken tos for superthanks by asking his paypigs to "test" it out.
report at your own leisure

View attachment 3220553

https://twitter.com/PoemsMystery/status/1519074001460551682

It's more likely to be taken down if people report similarly. Here's a cheat sheet

https://youtu.be/4Oo35HE2luE

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil thinks Wings needs to ask for his permission if he does a react video on DSP....even though thats not DSPs video to begin with lol. He is so full of himself, its like watching a grandfather install FB for the first time. He has no clue how fair use works and that people dont ask content creators if they can do a reaction video on them.

Agree, he is full of himself. He only cares about his own arbitrary rules. Others should have a higher barrier to entry in his eyes. It wouldn't surprise me if he knew you don't have to ask anyone. Also, he wants others to be in pleading position (email me to get unbanned). Faggot wants control (of the narrative) and attention. Everyone is a danger to his business.

By his logic he should've asked Keemstar for permission cause he's in the Wings video too. (and everyone else who appears in it)

Remember, Keemstar is the biggest fucking loser on the internet. Phil on the other hand has a fat wife, he never sees; a well-running scam machine, which is based on socks and mental illness; the body and looks of a 55 year old, who suffered multiple strokes and never exercised once in his life; $0 in his bank account; no future; no skills; no friends.

According to Phil this is how a winner looks like: an impotent, broke, childish gay man

 

[architects]

Phil's biggest current whales in PlanetJeff and OIC have many times admitted to sticking it to the trolls.

Plus, without the trolls, how many viewers would Phil have now? I'd say 20 at most. His entire chat are semi-trolls.

There would be the idiots like Jaxx but I really doubt Phil would be making half what he does now.

20? Come on fella…that’s just silliness and wishful thinking. OIC and PJ love attention from Phil most of all…and they’ve both proved that time and time again. OIC could be the only one in Phil’s chat and he’d sit there and talk to himself,