Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[LonesomeDud]

The thing I don’t understand about tranny men is the awful buzzcut. It is so much easier for them to get a man’s haircut then it is for tranny women to find someone to hack their straggly manes into a vaguely female shape.

Like obviously looking cute has never been J’a primary concern, but haircuts are $20 at SuperCuts.

I don't think the Super Cuts chair would hold J. I don't want to be rude, but I really don't.

 

[Wonder dong]

She thinks this looks pretty sweet. Ummm…ok. The fuck?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I think most deathfat FtMs get that buzz cut, eventually. I've seen others like J with it and I feel like its a combination of them not being able to care for an actual hair cut and not being able to fit in any chair at a salon. It's like they give up and just do the buzz cut.

Most deathfats are pretty lazy and obviously indulge every terrible impulse. They don't tolerate discomfort well either, so even if you include people who are really fat but not at the point where showers should by any means be a physically strenuous ordeal, most of them just can't be arsed half the time. You can tell by how greasy their hair gets that it is often a hot minute between hosedowns: Corissa, Chantal (before embracing the bald), Bekah, Kailyn, Kelly Lenza, Sammie Bushart, and Amberlyn all get visibly nasty and dry shampoo can only go so far. The buzzcut neatly sidesteps this issue (not that it'd be hard to tell if they are rank and dirty in real life but without the greasy stringy mop it's less obvious in social media posts).

I am sure it is at least partly a genderspecial thing with J though. She is a dipshit so she likely has a view of gender so juvenile and shallow to believe "a dude haircut makes you a dude." I bet infinifats go for the zero effort troon out or "non binary" shit so much because their hormones are whack, some of their secondary sexual characteristics get messed up, and they can't present as an attractive, well-groomed example of their sex. So, they kind of throw in the towel and go full genderblob so it seems like it was a choice. J could actually pass as a guy fairly well because she's so fat you can't tell what you're looking at, now that she's got that down her written communication needs work, because no male in the history of the world, not even the gayest of the gay, has ever typed shit like this:

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Corissa IG:

That plate (with her fork in it) is what Corissa considers "cheese cake for one," no?

 

[Wonder dong]

Corissa IG:
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Her hair looks washed and decently styled. I’m shocked.

 

[multiverse]

That plate (with her fork in it) is what Corissa considers "cheese cake for one," no?

It's either intended as a "6 servings, perfect for sharing!" item, or they know their fatty customers item.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Her hair looks washed and decently styled. I’m shocked.

And she's had it colored, too. She looks cleaner and more put-together than she has in a very long time. So much for quitting beauty culture; she'll fall right back into it when she thinks somebody important is going to be looking at her.

I wonder what warranted putting lipstick on this pig and getting her cleaned up.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I cannot believe I'm about to say this, but Corissa's hair actually looks nice. The color suits her and the waves are pretty.

She's still a fucking crater-faced hog, and I would not have sex with her, though. Don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

 

[Constellationzero]

Crater faced hog RAWK GAWDESS!

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Her hair really does look cute and suits her well, I wonder what they’re filming

 

[Dr. Armchair]

i have a theory about J’s switch to calling herself ‘boyfriend’ and going on T. i think she wants to be free of her titties and the best way to do that is to claim it’s life saving due to gender dysphoria. she’s written in the past about how her weight makes top surgery inaccessible and im pretty sure she’s sized out of her 5xl binder - she posted pics in it twice on may 18th & 19th 2019. perhaps seeing so many of her trans friends access the surgery has made her hatch this little plan. no surgeon worth their salt will do a breast reduction on an overweight person who can potentially / safely reduce breast size with weight loss.



could be something, could be bullshit but i’m interested to see where this testosterone trip leads & whether it’s a double-wide-reinforced-steel-surgeon’s-table.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

i have a theory about J’s switch to calling herself ‘boyfriend’ and going on T. i think she wants to be free of her titties and the best way to do that is to claim it’s life saving due to gender dysphoria. she’s written in the past about how her weight makes top surgery inaccessible and im pretty sure she’s sized out of her 5xl binder - she posted pics in it twice on may 18th & 19th 2019. perhaps seeing so many of her trans friends access the surgery has made her hatch this little plan. no surgeon worth their salt will do a breast reduction on an overweight person who can potentially / safely reduce breast size with weight loss.



could be something, could be bullshit but i’m interested to see where this testosterone trip leads & whether it’s a double-wide-reinforced-steel-surgeon’s-table.

Can you imagine trying to heal an incision on J's chest? It's septicemia waiting to happen.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J's IG:

 

[brooky]

Can you imagine trying to heal an incision on J's chest? It's septicemia waiting to happen.

Someone I know, who is extremely lean and fit, recently had top surgery. Turns out the recovery involved having DRAINS in their chest for like two weeks.

Compared to J, this person getting their tits off was like popping zits. I don't see it happening for J even if she lost a few hundred pounds first. She'd be infected within a day.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Someone I know, who is extremely lean and fit, recently had top surgery. Turns out the recovery involved having DRAINS in their chest for like two weeks.

Compared to J, this person getting their tits off was like popping zits. I don't see it happening for J even if she lost a few hundred pounds first. She'd be infected within a day.

Drains are pretty common with skin removal surgery in general. She'd also have to constantly drain them or get Corissa to drain them for her, and measure the fluid and check it to make sure she did not get an infection or too much blood. Sounds like too much work for Juliana. She can barely lift her arms to do any self care. She'd also have to shower constantly and as we know, showering is torture for her.

Even if Juliana got her teetus deletus and didn't die of an infection, she'd end up like Colt Seidman and grow back moobs anyway. I can only see her gaining and gaining until her heart finally explodes under 900 pounds of fat. Top surgery on a deathfat is even more pointless than top surgery on a "fit" tranny.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Someone I know, who is extremely lean and fit, recently had top surgery. Turns out the recovery involved having DRAINS in their chest for like two weeks.

Compared to J, this person getting their tits off was like popping zits. I don't see it happening for J even if she lost a few hundred pounds first. She'd be infected within a day.

I hope your friend feels better and the surgery brings them the emotional relief they're looking for, even if I don't agree with it.

 

[Simon]

Holy shit, y'all, J is HUGE.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

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Holy shit, y'all, J is HUGE.

...and Coco is gaining on J, fast.