Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

If she wanted sex so badly but the Crimson Tide was in the way, why didn't she seek medical attention sooner? If there's a physical issue getting in between you and your sex life, you get it checked out ASAP, right?

I dunno. But along the same lines, emails were released today of Hunter Biden demanding that his brother's wife IMMEDIATELY get tested for AIDs and send him the results the same day. Of course he was fucking her so hard to tell if he was the "giver" or now the "recipient" of said AIDs.

Made me laugh. The Kenfucky Lesbian Mafia should have such problems, other than swapping spit herpes.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Okay, I'll bite because our gorl is so reliable at being selective. We're not 'bothered' about your sex life. We as adults are collectively confused about how you can speak about how sexual you are while also dissolving into giggle fits when anyone asks you about it and refuse to answer anything. You're not gonna convince us at The Farms that you have a high sex drive when you already told us that you hadn't had sex with Becky for years. Even the less than hot and bothered would have dipped if they weren't fucking at least once in awhile. I know I sure would.

Edit: Because I have more to say. Becky was on antidepressants so her sex drive may not have been especially high but guaranteed Amber is a pillow princess and probably isn't fun to have sex with.

 

[brooky]

Makes you wonder what she really went to the doctor for. That is of course if she did really see a doctor. Why did they measure her blood pressure? Why when she was LAHing down? Is that the first time she's LAHed down in years? What the actual fuck was the couch/bed situation type deal ackshully made from?
In the UK, if it's just a flu, Covid, other shot, it's usually done by a nurse, pharmacist or even a healthcare assistant. Very rarely does a doctor give you a shot. Sounds more like how Fatty thinks the world works and she's just making most of it up. Remember her psychiatrist who performed the duties of a therapist?
FFS Hamber! learn to use Dr Google correctly or not at all. Your stories have more holes than your leggeens.

In her creative writing, she revealed that good hospitals have more than one ER for specific ailments. The better the hospital, the more ERs: an ER for head wounds, an ER for broken bones, an ER for sudden illnesses, and of course, an ER for "just random emergencies." I'm sure she's learned since writing that story that this is not how it works, but I don't think she's learned much else.

Remember when she was so pleased that a doctor FINALLY said that she had to lose weight for her health that she applauded? I don't know if she's lying about never hearing that from a doctor before, simply wasn't paying attention when they said it, or was too stupid to hear it when they said it.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It’s also a big jump for her to go from refusing to call Better than Sex mascara what it’s called because “omg sex” to squishing and rubbing her mosquito bite tits on camera and talking about her libido/non existent sex life. She wants to be seen as both virgin and whore. Can’t have both. Add her being 600 pounds and a chronic liar and it’s harder to not think lol wtf Amber

 

[Mad Man]

Remember when she was so pleased that a doctor FINALLY said that she had to lose weight for her health that she applauded? I don't know if she's lying about never hearing that from a doctor before, simply wasn't paying attention when they said it, or was too stupid to hear it when they said it.

She's not going to go lose weight even if 3 more doctors tell her to go visit a weight room and run on a treadmill. That's too hard. It's easier for her to go eat herself into a heart attack on her couch at home.

 

[FatalTater]

You know how if you're in a school gym and you climb the bleachers and drop a basketball off the top and it lands, bounces a bit, then rolls away?

I hear the sound of that every time I look at Amber's SocialBlade page.

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socialblade.com

https://archive.ph/4XyGi

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

It’s also a big jump for her to go from refusing to call Better than Sex mascara what it’s called because “omg sex” to squishing and rubbing her mosquito bite tits on camera and talking about her libido/non existent sex life. She wants to be seen as both virgin and whore. Can’t have both. Add her being 600 pounds and a chronic liar and it’s harder to not think lol wtf Amber

It's the same with everything lately.

Grew up abused yet was loved and adored.
Did badly moving from school to school yet was an academic genius.
Never went to school yet was inspired by a teacher.
Was bullied and had no friends yet was in a cliche of cool girls.
Is a dainty light eater yet has an over eating disorder.
Never touched tobacco or drugs but smoked weed and cigarettes everyday.
Has perfect health yet a list of illnesses.
Knows her mind, strong yet full of mental health disorders.
Totally interested in women solely yet interested in men.
Loves new foods yet scared to try them.
Wants to be private but is a vlogger with the only subject being her own life.
Claims knowledge of the world/concepts/politics yet claims to know (and knows) nothing.

There are potentially hundreds of examples. I have forgotten more fleeting examples than I managed to get written into text.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It's the same with everything lately.

Grew up abused yet was loved and adored.
Did badly moving from school to school yet was an academic genius.
Never went to school yet was inspired by a teacher.
Was bullied and had no friends yet was in a cliche of cool girls.
Is a dainty light eater yet has an over eating disorder.
Never touched tobacco or drugs but smoked weed and cigarettes everyday.
Has perfect health yet a list of illnesses.
Knows her mind, strong yet full of mental health disorders.
Totally interested in women solely yet interested in men.
Loves new foods yet scared to try them.
Wants to be private but is a vlogger with the only subject being her own life.
Claims knowledge of the world/concepts/politics yet claims to know (and knows) nothing.

There are potentially hundreds of examples. I have forgotten more fleeting examples than I managed to get written into text.

I might add to your cracking list:

Talk about intimate sexual details but find talking about health insurance too personal.
Talk about how much she is into fashion but always buys clothing that makes her look decades older.
Wants to be taken seriously but uses software filters to make her look like a child
Tell us that she was a dance prodigy while being over 300 pounds.
Wants to go to Bora Bora but does not want to fly.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

You know it’s time to seek help when your arm is bigger than the entire package of lunchmeat you bought.

Amber: No.

 

[Insulin reid]

It's the same with everything lately.

Grew up abused yet was loved and adored.
Did badly moving from school to school yet was an academic genius.
Never went to school yet was inspired by a teacher.
Was bullied and had no friends yet was in a cliche of cool girls.
Is a dainty light eater yet has an over eating disorder.
Never touched tobacco or drugs but smoked weed and cigarettes everyday.
Has perfect health yet a list of illnesses.
Knows her mind, strong yet full of mental health disorders.
Totally interested in women solely yet interested in men.
Loves new foods yet scared to try them.
Wants to be private but is a vlogger with the only subject being her own life.
Claims knowledge of the world/concepts/politics yet claims to know (and knows) nothing.

There are potentially hundreds of examples. I have forgotten more fleeting examples than I managed to get written into text.

Ugh young adult book protagonistlynn isnt one of my favorites.
The weirdest part of this whole thing also is to make the ya protag available to men. Fucking strange considering amber claims to be a lez bean but her whole persona is tailored for men. I think she is unaware of this.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Any sexual activity between them was awkward because necks had been her carer wiping her arse instead of being her girlfriend. People who are in long distance relationships rarely have physical sex but still remain attracted to each other.
They couldn't have sex because she was bleeding.? Becky wasn't, but we know pillow Mountain princess would happily receive but refuse to give because only her needs or wants matter.
Also you are a creep when you constantly make a non sexual comment, sexual, like she always does.

You don't "lose attraction" to your partner over a lack of sex. If you're losing attraction to your partner, there are reasons other than sex for that. If you're not having sex, there's a reason for that, as well. Like, I dunno, BLEEDING FOR TWO YEARS, as you claim, Fatty. Nobody believes the two of you fatbodies had sex on a regular basis. And it seems to me that if you were oh so concerned about being able to have sex, you would have gone to the fucking doctor sooner. You aren't having sex on a regular basis now, either, no matter how whorish you make yourself sound when you're constantly trying to convince people you are by acting like a 14 year old. The laws of physics apply to you just like the laws of thermodynamics, Ms "My Body Wont Let Me Lose Weight".

You know how if you're in a school gym and you climb the bleachers and drop a basketball off the top and it lands, bounces a bit, then rolls away?

I hear the sound of that every time I look at Amber's SocialBlade page.

amberlynn reid's YouTube Stats (Summary Profile) - Social Blade Stats

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socialblade.com

https://archive.ph/4XyGi

LOL. Her stats are starting to look like those same 10 or so ellbees she loses and gains back.

 

[lol cow supreme]

You don't "lose attraction" to your partner over a lack of sex. If you're losing attraction to your partner, there are reasons other than sex for that. If you're not having sex, there's a reason for that, as well. Like, I dunno, BLEEDING FOR TWO YEARS, as you claim, Fatty. Nobody believes the two of you fatbodies had sex on a regular basis. And it seems to me that if you were oh so concerned about being able to have sex, you would have gone to the fucking doctor sooner. You aren't having sex on a regular basis now, either, no matter how whorish you make yourself sound when you're constantly trying to convince people you are by acting like a 14 year old. The laws of physics apply to you just like the laws of thermodynamics, Ms "My Body Wont Let Me Lose Weight".




LOL. Her stats are starting to look like those same 10 or so ellbees she loses and gains back.


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a timeline of significant events or videos would be neat over this.
September 2019: Fuck all happened. August 31 video "i'm quitting youtube" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrV8Rvm4_Kc
January 2020: My first weigh in of 2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMy2pGy-UXk
June 2020: Black lives matter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjWRpYx8Qe4 oh yeah and Cancer arc
January/Feburary 2021: Engaged to Becky Era https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEdBHlo7LpE

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

I might add to your cracking list:
.....
Tell us that she was a dance prodigy while being over 300 pounds.

To which I might add:

Dancing queen: won ALL the dancing prizes and made up ALL the dances for ALL the rest of the winners, but never heard the words choreograph or choreographer.

Maybe it IS pronounced choreOGraph, I'm not the dancing prodigy.

 

[dfranki723]

What entertains me about her elite dancing background monologues, are the sprinkling of retards in comments spewing nonsense like ''she's not that bad at dancing, you can tell she has rhythm, she just needs practice!'' or ''she can dance, it's just her weight''.

I've seen dozens of those comments and they are far funnier than Fat Fuck pretending she knows how to dance.
It's one of her more poorly thought out lies (not that any of her lies are well thought out).

I still can't understand why she'd video herself flailing like a fish out of water and then assume normal people would see her for the Danceen' KuhWeen she truly is.

 

[ADHD]

Archive:

 

[lol cow supreme]

Goodwill really does not like it when you just fill up their dropoff lane in front of their door with shit after donation hours. What a peice of shit Amber. some employee is going to have to come back in the morning and clean all taht bullshit out before they can even accept more donations.

 

[formerfatcow]

As usual, her hair looks like shit clean & pristine

 

[M.T. Graves]

She can’t even be charitable right. What a fat failure.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

A narc watching herself lah and telling more lahs about how much healthier she is now. Akshully having a conversation with herself and calling herself Amberlynn - talk about a fucking disconnect with reality.
I have no idea how she manages it, but the decline in the content quality really is quite staggering. Especially when you consider the quality was nearly bottom of the barrel to begin with.
This idiot thinks this shit will pull in the viewers???

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Amber very rarely surprises me but where the fuck did those Pokemon cards come from? Also, your dog's collar not being visible is concerning and half the shit you donated to Goodwill literally makes no sense. Who buys used earrings and makeup brushes at a thrift store? I'm sure people DO but also gross.