Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lol cow supreme]

A narc watching herself lah and telling more lahs about how much healthier she is now. Akshully having a conversation with herself and calling herself Amberlynn - talk about a fucking disconnect with reality.
I have no idea how she manages it, but the decline in the content quality really is quite staggering. Especially when you consider the quality was nearly bottom of the barrel to begin with.
This idiot thinks this shit will pull in the viewers???

But, I went to Good Will, YouTubers who do charity events always get big views!
The reaction channels get good views on my videos, so I will react to my videos for big views too!

 

[Ben Lurkin']

I have no idea how she manages it, but the decline in the content quality really is quite staggering.

It's because all NotAmbulatoryAmber does is sit around the house...and when she sits around the house...she REALLY sits AROUND the house.

S'Okay, I'll see myself out, try the fish, and remember to tip your waitress...

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

she reminds me of a fat Godzilla. looks like her legs refuse to notice the weight loss too. sadly that is the best part of the video.

she got a nice wart on her middle finger wich she proudly presents.
fat faced as always.

 

[Dax Rambo]

How many vacuums does this filthy bitch need?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

As usual, her hair looks like shit clean & pristine
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600 pounds of prime Kentucky lezbean fuckmeat

Amber very rarely surprises me but where the fuck did those Pokemon cards come from?

Prolly White Becky left them, when she was forced out of her own home, by Fatass moving in Black Becky. I wonder if Fatty got a grant for opening up her caretaker job to equal opportunities?
Does Fatty not realize she will need them to attract her next 12-year old sped boy looking gorlfriend?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"Reaction channels always use my body for views. Oh, by the way, here are my terrifying upper arms in this thumbnail I totally did not pick in order to use my body for views. Enjoy!" recap.

Whatever you say, HypocriticaLynn.

It's hairwashin' day at The Hovel Boarding House and Saloon. That involves a horse trough, a bunch of heavily muscled people, and a pulley system to get the landwhale in and out of the water. Some people dunk donuts. Others are relegated to this terrible job.

She's walking around in her bra. Even the new ones can't stand up to the rigors of holding in the 20 pounds of blubber that Big Hamber calls boobs. Rarity sighting, and Hamber says instead of Rarity Gray, she calls the cat Rarity Gay. She does her stupid horse whinny laugh and I'm ready to punch her in her big, fat, stupid face already. Stop assigning real people crap to your damn animals, you stupid twat.

Skipped through the clothes bit because I do not even give a single shit.

Claims her blood pressure was normal at the doc, and anyone who believes that shit is as much a fucking moron as Big Stupid here.

Blah blah, "let me get into 14 year old mode". Look at my "art"! Skip.

Back in the kitchen unloading yet another hundred bags of groceries that they probably will never eat. Continues to do the 14 year old, tee hee, sex! bullshit. This horse whinny laugh thing she has going on makes me want to reach down her fat throat and rip her goddamned larynx out.


Oh, look, it's more Amazon shit they don't need, including "obviously, we like the dark" tea kettle (how the fuck it is "obvious",you incoherent, incapable cunt?) that is ugly as fuck but which, of course, Big Ham goes all emote over like someone with mad cow disease. It's "so a-seh-tic!!". Learn to pronounce shit properly, you fucking bitch. WriterLynn, my ass. Even MORE bullsit sexual innuendo. Won't answer a question about your exact BP, but will details every single fucking nonsensical shit from your so-called "sex life" that exists solely in your limited and uncreative imagination.

I hope MANY people complained to YouTube about your lack of disclosure on the Amazon affiliate thing, whore. I hope they complained to Amazon, too. She had the absolute fucking NERVE to say she "didn't know", which is, as usual, yet another fucking lie out of her piehole. When she was shilling Freshly, she also neglected to tell people if they used her link she would get money off her meals. Lots of people made it perfectly clear that not stating this was a violation of YT's TOS, and THEN she got around to mentioning it. And let me tell you this, bitch: If you ever shill your stupid, tacky Amazon "store" again without properly disclosing that you get a commission, I'm going to get as many people as I can to report you to YT and Amazon, no tipping of cows or not, because you don't even deserve THAT level of respect. Fuck you.

TL;DW/R: She looks just as much a fat, fucking bitch as she always has. Losing weight, my ass. If this bitch was losing weight, she'd be showing that, just to rub it in the faces of haydur nation. BrokeLynn spending three hundred bucks or so to shill for her Amazon "store". EntrepreneuriaLynn starts yet another thing she at which she fails immediately.

Lies, lies, and this cunt.

 

[Pearlxx]

So she reacted to the Struggles of Being Me video lmao. Talked about how she doesn't have that back issue/pain she used to have at that weight and she can stand up for a lot longer than 2 minutes. And how she looked a lot more swollen in that video, and didn't know what she weighed in that video.
She was maybe 20 lbs heavier. (Her last weigh-in from before that video was put out was 514. Her last currentweighin on her channel was like 495-500 iir.
She really looses the most insignificant amount of weight and acts like her problems are magically gone and it's wild.
also the fact summer of 2018 she weighs around the same as she does now in 2022.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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she got a nice wart on her middle finger wich she proudly presents.
fat faced as always.

2 things to remember...
i) Fatty is left-handed
ii) that is the finger she uses on Jade when they have sex 78 times a day

Suddenly, living rent free and driving a brand new car don't seem so appealing, do they?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Than

I might add to your cracking list:

Talk about intimate sexual details but find talking about health insurance too personal.
Talk about how much she is into fashion but always buys clothing that makes her look decades older.
Wants to be taken seriously but uses software filters to make her look like a child
Tell us that she was a dance prodigy while being over 300 pounds.
Wants to go to Bora Bora but does not want to fly.

We all forgot about:

Loves the Poconos but thinks she needs to bring a swimsuit.
Books is good for the brain but doesn't know Mexico has a flag.
Had a 3.7 GPA but had to go to a continuation high school.
Is going to finish a challenge to prove the haydurs wrong but quits 100 days of uploading on day 97.

 

[mekalekahi]

Amber very rarely surprises me but where the fuck did those Pokemon cards come from? Also, your dog's collar not being visible is concerning and half the shit you donated to Goodwill literally makes no sense. Who buys used earrings and makeup brushes at a thrift store? I'm sure people DO but also gross.

I’m too lazy to look but a lot of people in the comments think the cards are Becky’s, but I’m 99 percent sure I remember a vlog back around when Covid started where she was collecting shit and Pokémon cards were one.




Edit: I had to stop watching the video because during her reacting to her old crap,it makes me sick how much she slowly licks her lips constantly.

 

[Constellationzero]

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she reminds me of a fat Godzilla. looks like her legs refuse to notice the weight loss too. sadly that is the best part of the video.
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she got a nice wart on her middle finger wich she proudly presents.
fat faced as always.

That isn't a wart. It's a callous from holding a pen/pencil and gripping it too hard. You can get this also by being a prolific (I never said good) writer. More common than you think.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

That isn't a wart. It's a callous from holding a pen/pencil and gripping it too hard. You can get this also by being a prolific (I never said good) writer. More common than you think.

Revenge of the "I'm obsessed! blackie art cardz."

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her face in that old video was fatter than it is now. I remember during the time she filmed that, she was coasting around 530. Like every deathfat ever, she's cured all her ailments and pains by gaining more weight.

 

[Insulin reid]

That isn't a wart. It's a callous from holding a pen/pencil and gripping it too hard. You can get this also by being a prolific (I never said good) writer. More common than you think.

I think shes got 2, one on her index as well. I bet she has warts like she has literally everything else. She doesnt wash properly, has poor hygene on the regular and she wont stop fucking with everything around her. Fingerlynn really just likes touching shit.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber's socialblade from about two years ago shows some, ah, different numbers.

https://archive.ph/RPobL

Current estimated monthly earnings $297-$4.7K
May 2020 estimated monthly earnings $507-$8.1K

Hmm. Wonder what happened. I also wonder why I can't find any archives for 2021 for this. Was that the true year of No One Cares?

 

[Pearlxx]

Amber very rarely surprises me but where the fuck did those Pokemon cards come from?

She bought like 2,000 pokemon cards and posted about it on snapchat (i think sc) like 2 years ago. Did nothing with them clearly.

 

[dacwcman68]

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she reminds me of a fat Godzilla. looks like her legs refuse to notice the weight loss too. sadly that is the best part of the video.
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she got a nice wart on her middle finger wich she proudly presents.
fat faced as always.

A few more warts, and she'll finally complete her transition to the giant summoning toad from Naruto

 

[ADHD]

Amber's socialblade from about two years ago shows some, ah, different numbers.

https://archive.ph/RPobL

Current estimated monthly earnings $297-$4.7K
May 2020 estimated monthly earnings $507-$8.1K

Hmm. Wonder what happened. I also wonder why I can't find any archives for 2021 for this. Was that the true year of No One Cares?

Sept 20, 2019 (the day she finally failed her 100 days of uploading):

Spoiler

April 24, 2021 (the last one I screencapped before today):

Spoiler

 

[FatalTater]

Current estimated monthly earnings $297-$4.7K
April 2021 estimated monthly earnings $402-$6.4K
May 2020 estimated monthly earnings $507-$8.1K
September 2019 estimated monthly earnings $1K-$16.7K

Interesting.

 

[lol cow supreme]

With today's gas prices, why did they go to the Goodwill in Nicholasville when tehre were 3 Goodwills closer to the apartment? Is it because it was by Panera Bread? You were right next to a Marshalls and Homegoods, you couldnt pop in for a 20 minute shoppeen video?
ETA: Just realized her other video was her doing a grocery haul from Kroger, which is across the street from this Goodwill. So she filkmed 30 minutes of shit in one day and is spreading it into multiple days videos again. Why work 2 days a week when you can work once.