Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Ethan's twitter. Just brutal.
 
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Something I never see brought up is that short period where Zach Hadel associated with him. I'm assuming it was just mutual friends through Jontron, but I hope Ethan doesn't try to blast him sometime down the road, since he's so fond of shitting on everybody that he previously collaborated with. Obviously something happened, but I'd chalk it up to Zach being one of the people that ghosted Ethan when he started being too erratic to associate with.
 
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UnbirthOfANation said:
Something I never see brought up is that short period where Zach Hadel associated with him. I'm assuming it was just mutual friends through Jontron, but I hope Ethan doesn't try to blast him sometime down the road, since he's so fond of shitting on everybody that he previously collaborated with. Obviously something happened, but I'd chalk it up to Zach being one of the people that ghosted Ethan when he started being too erratic to associate with.
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That’s one of those things where I think he could try it, and then get his planet-sized ass slammed in return.
I wouldn’t put it past him to be stupid enough to try, but Zach has a lot of support, and Smiling Friends just increased it.

If it wouldn’t be stressful/mean spirited towards Zach, I’d almost wish Ethan would try it.
 
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UnbirthOfANation said:
Something I never see brought up is that short period where Zach Hadel associated with him. I'm assuming it was just mutual friends through Jontron, but I hope Ethan doesn't try to blast him sometime down the road, since he's so fond of shitting on everybody that he previously collaborated with. Obviously something happened, but I'd chalk it up to Zach being one of the people that ghosted Ethan when he started being too erratic to associate with.
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eceleb Tomska tried to start shit with Zach Hadel and Oney for being "problematic". Considering how quickly the Newgrounds people stuck together to call out Tomska on his shitty behavior and past actions and how fast Tom deleted the evidence, I'm pretty sure that things would go down the exact same route.
 
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UnbirthOfANation said:
Something I never see brought up is that short period where Zach Hadel associated with him. I'm assuming it was just mutual friends through Jontron, but I hope Ethan doesn't try to blast him sometime down the road, since he's so fond of shitting on everybody that he previously collaborated with. Obviously something happened, but I'd chalk it up to Zach being one of the people that ghosted Ethan when he started being too erratic to associate with.
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But the question is: could Zach finally be the one to make Ethan smile?
 
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RA-5C Vigilante said:
Surprised no one has mentioned this gem he recently posted
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Crazy how those who claim „my body, my choice“ were defending vaccine mandates just a little earlier.
Then again, you can’t exactly compare the simple choice of using birth control and the pill (or you know, not to whore yourself out) to a experimental vaccine.
Also, this is obviously another trick of Ethan to be in the publics grace again after that whole diaper/bottom bullshit.
 
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RA-5C Vigilante said:
Surprised no one has mentioned this gem he recently posted
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  1. RvW isn't overturned, a draft leaked
  2. How does removing a federal right to abortion turn someone into a second class citizen?
It's not even worth getting into this dumb tweet, it's just virtue signaling like everything else he does these days. Does the dude have an organic thought left?
 
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RA-5C Vigilante said:
Surprised no one has mentioned this gem he recently posted
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States will still be able legalize abortion Fucko. Roe v. Wade is the poster child of legislation from the bench and the ruling should have never been allowed to continue as long as it did. Also, IT ISN'T THE MOTHER'S BODY its the fetuses body.

Regardless of whether or not it has a voice or is entirely dependent on its mother (like all post-birth babies are), it is still a living being with its own rights. But you just gotta love these fuck heads coming out the wood work when just half a year ago they were demanding that everyone be required to get the jab regardless of what choices they wanted to make with THEIR bodies.

I guess its fine when the unvaccinated are treated as second class citizens, but its not when whores women are? I mean we all know that Ethan and the entire progressive cabal want those they disagree with (which is most people at this point) to be treated as second class citizens while they get to enjoy being at the top of the hierarchy. But they could do a far better job at hiding their disdain and motives.

God this virtue signaling hypocritical Jew needs to fuck off his high horse already.
 
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I think assuming that a thought process is in the background at all is ridiculously naive this late in the story arc. He's been distilled through his target population to the point where an original thought is probably a genuine threat to his financial/parasocial standing, so everything that comes out is hardly distinguishable from an AI construct. And I am getting day by day less sure if this is an insult or just a statement of a verifiable fact. Let's do some peer-reviewed research:
Go to https://textsynth.com/playground.html, write a start of one of his tweets, and see how many tries you have to go through before the model spews out a genuine "Ethan-worthy NPCpost™ Now 15% more Based!™"

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The saddest shit about this loltroversy is that Hasan most likely won't come back to leftovers. I loved seeing this powerduo of Leftyshout Peabrain and Fuparino Emannuel scraping the bottom of their skulls for a take hot enough to fight over for an episode, but mundane enough not to cause an AccCounTaBBiliTy problem in the long run. I hope a new commie apologist streamer picks up the slack and we get more delicious nothingburger banquets.
 
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Cesspit Clogger said:
Go to https://textsynth.com/playground.html, write a start of one of his tweets, and see how many tries you have to go through before the model spews out a genuine "Ethan-worthy NPCpost™ Now 15% more Based!™"
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This is pretty funny. For shits and giggles, here's 3 examples taken from tweets - can you guys recognize which is a bot and which is an Ethan quote?

I feel that the solution is simple - end the income tax. If your income is too low to pay federal taxes and its unfair, eliminate the income tax. Do away with the middle class. Have a flat tax (or other progressive system). I feel that income taxes need to be replaced with fees on the use of services - electricity, land, water, and especially the Internet. I feel that taxes on the use of resources should cover at least 90% of a persons income - you are paying for those resources with other people’s income. I think that it’s only fair that the rich pay for roads, schools, etc. They pay their entire earnings into the system - so why should they pay a smaller percentage of their income for it? It should be the responsibility of the person, not the government. That’s where I stand.

But hey, you’ll always have a special place in your heart for the “man in the blue suit.” After all, it’s all about the Benjamins, right? As for cops, I’ve said before that I see them as glorified car mechanics. Cops don’t need special training to do their jobs, because they already have it. I’m talking about how they treat people, and that’s their main job.

“This is the time of year when the people are in a very bad mood,” says the cop, “because they’re tired, they’re cold, they don’t know what to do, they don’t know what they’re getting in to.”
He’s an embarrassment to all that is right and decent. This comment is a perfect example of the point that we can’t change cops. The system is too broken to change cops. You might try changing individual cops, and in time you may get some of them to act better. But if that’s what you expect, it means that you’re going to have to accept the cops being broken. There’s no reforming the system because the system can’t be reformed. It’s like trying to reform the system that controls how many bullets you get

They are all fake.

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