Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Stanley Tit]

Ive recently noticed he is giving shocked reactions on streams to information he was already aware of and talking about on twitter hours earlier. kinda ruins the vibe of the streams to me.

This is not exactly the same thing, & I wish I had noted the exact time stamps, but anyway... Two or three hours into Saturday's marathon stream, the point had already been made at least twice by Metokur, in the debate clips PPP & Warski were reacting to, that Fuentes had himself "disrupted an event" in the form of Groyper Wars, so it was silly of him to cry about Flamenco disrupting Ralph's event. I think PPP had also reiterated the point, maybe more than once.

So what then happens? Again, hours into the stream, after the point has been established for every last deaf, dumb, & blind individual paying even fleeting attention, Warski indicates he's had a revelation. You can almost see the light bulb above his head. He assumes a quieter, prissier tone than usual. He asks: didn't Nick Fuentes do the same thing he's accusing Flamenco of--"with Charlie K-Kirk?"

It's insane that he said it at all. But it was the WAY he said it. "Intellectual Warski." And you could 100% tell he had never before in his life spoken or even thought the name "Charlie Kirk." He'd learned it minutes before.

And then he sits there, proudly basking in a little moment of silence. The world is surely stunned by this observation, he feels. It was a bit like how he allows a little silence after he references his legendary streams, Twisted Mind & Subcultured.

What the fuck is wrong with this sub-Saharan African? And how many pounds of pot is PPP having to smoke per day to stop himself from killing him?

 

[big ups liquid richard]

They said they were going to do rekieta rules and save sub $20 chats for the end of the show, but never did.

20 dollars clearly isn't high enough either. I'd say anything under 100 needs to be ignored until the end. In a perfect world, they would ignore them all.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Show is turning into shit with paypigs being given deference over an actual flowing, well structured show. I stick to excusively watching replays now and it seems like I am fast forwarding 5 minutes for every 1 minute of content. I know this is the first time either of you guys are seeing serious money, but boot the superchats to the end of the show.

I agree, but as you alluded to I'm sure they were caught off guard by these multiple $1,000 donos, so I'm willing to cut them some slack on those episodes as long as they make changes to help the flow.

20 dollars clearly isn't high enough either. I'd say anything under 100 needs to be ignored until the end. In a perfect world, they would ignore them all.

I would like it if there was someone screening the dono messages so that it's possible that a high-quality, helpful dono message for $5 could be shared in a timely manner, whereas a $100 dono with some horseshit message could be saved until the end. This would prevent some fat wallet dude from dominating the show. And if some poor ass mf has something interesting to say we can hear it before it becomes irrelevant. If it's completely dollar-driven i think it's always going to fuck up the flow.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

All this swatting nonsense is so retarded. It's clearly not one of the e-celebs that are being swatted that is doing the swatting. It's some third party who is currently milking them all for their own amusement. Some people think it's IP2 but my personal tin foil theory is that the guys who were swatting and harassing Wayne Lambright have begun to branch out and are swatting other e-celebs for their amusement now. I say this based on a clip from a Baked Alaska stream a while back during the initial start of the AF swattings where someone commented as "waynelambright" and was talking about a bomb threat in relation to Baked's zoom call for court that day.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Godwinson needs to come back to the KC.

Godwinson with PPP was the golden age of kino but I think he's gone for good. Too much crazy shit has happened without him coming back to make me think he'd just show up one day. But his swan song was the Chaggot interview, which was a pretty high note to go out on imo

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Godwinson still owes us his Vaush documentary and there was a good time to release it back when he was sparring with the Harry Potter author on twitter.

 

[Arcturus]

Andy is gonna kill the show. There are so many things that can go wrong because of him and the cracks are already forming. Beyond him just being obnoxious and painfully brain fried. Andy will be humble and self-deprecating at first. He wins you over with his loveable loser persona. No matter his flaws, he just seems nice. Then he starts doing well and huffs his farts. He starts bragging. He bickers with chat and goes on blocking sprees across platforms. He begins to resent his cohost for stealing the spotlight. He is about at this point.

I'm expecting he's going to start getting snippy with PPP soon. I also think it does not bode well that they got those large donations back to back. Andy thinks we're all retarded and believe he, as a hardcore addict, can just lightly drink. That he'll only drink and smoke weed and he's happy and not itching for something heavier. I believe the only reason he hasn't really been on coke for a minute is because he hasn't been able to afford it. Andy is a fiend and the amount he would have been able to afford while on Twisted Mind would have just pissed him off. My prediction is that Andy gets back on coke, starts getting really paranoid about PPP. Eventually they split after a shitstorm. Andy winds up streaming with Jesse. That crashes and burns quickly and we wind up back at the start of the cycle with Andy on his knees making puppy eyes at everyone, just so humbled by his last mishap and ready to entertain.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

Godwinson needs to come back to the KC.

Also the constant stuttering super chats being read in between the Kino is starting to annoy me

I just want to enjoy the Kino, not hear Andy’s stuttering interrupt the flow.

The superchats need to stop being braindead and just be nothing but tongue twisters

Andy is gonna kill the show. There are so many things that can go wrong because of him and the cracks are already forming. Beyond him just being obnoxious and painfully brain fried. Andy will be humble and self-deprecating at first. He wins you over with his loveable loser persona. No matter his flaws, he just seems nice. Then he starts doing well and huffs his farts. He starts bragging. He bickers with chat and goes on blocking sprees across platforms. He begins to resent his cohost for stealing the spotlight. He is about at this point.

I'm expecting he's going to start getting snippy with PPP soon. I also think it does not bode well that they got those large donations back to back. Andy thinks we're all retarded and believe he, as a hardcore addict, can just lightly drink. That he'll only drink and smoke weed and he's happy and not itching for something heavier. I believe the only reason he hasn't really been on coke for a minute is because he hasn't been able to afford it. Andy is a fiend and the amount he would have been able to afford while on Twisted Mind would have just pissed him off. My prediction is that Andy gets back on coke, starts getting really paranoid about PPP. Eventually they split after a shitstorm. Andy winds up streaming with Jesse. That crashes and burns quickly and we wind up back at the start of the cycle with Andy on his knees making puppy eyes at everyone, just so humbled by his last mishap and ready to entertain.

Andy refusing to kick Jesse, and then even saying to jesse; "I can't kick... it's his channel..." was the definition of forshadowing.
I thought the argument was entertaining myself, I am always entertained when PPP gets into it with someone, but come on... you guys are supposed to be a duo, and andy wouldnt have dick to do with any of this if it wasnt for PPP

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It's Andy's constant derailing that is the problem, PPP had the same problem with Surfer. Andy just needs to stop derailing and for the love of god stop the gay squeeling.

At least Surfer's interruptions were entertaining. Hearing about how the Weston Family (owner of Loblaws Grocery Store Chain) is spying on Surfer by putting nano bots in his yogurt.

 

[Jose Jordan]

Andy is gonna kill the show. There are so many things that can go wrong because of him and the cracks are already forming. Beyond him just being obnoxious and painfully brain fried. Andy will be humble and self-deprecating at first. He wins you over with his loveable loser persona. No matter his flaws, he just seems nice. Then he starts doing well and huffs his farts. He starts bragging. He bickers with chat and goes on blocking sprees across platforms. He begins to resent his cohost for stealing the spotlight. He is about at this point.

I'm expecting he's going to start getting snippy with PPP soon. I also think it does not bode well that they got those large donations back to back. Andy thinks we're all retarded and believe he, as a hardcore addict, can just lightly drink. That he'll only drink and smoke weed and he's happy and not itching for something heavier. I believe the only reason he hasn't really been on coke for a minute is because he hasn't been able to afford it. Andy is a fiend and the amount he would have been able to afford while on Twisted Mind would have just pissed him off. My prediction is that Andy gets back on coke, starts getting really paranoid about PPP. Eventually they split after a shitstorm. Andy winds up streaming with Jesse. That crashes and burns quickly and we wind up back at the start of the cycle with Andy on his knees making puppy eyes at everyone, just so humbled by his last mishap and ready to entertain.

Just wait till Ashton birdie , you got a porn Addict and a simp going to be fighting for the attention of a hot girl , that’s when cracks will really show , also let’s hope he kills the show and @Null would take his spot if he wasn’t a stubborn faggot

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I think some of you read too much into Andy - he a retarded e celebrity has bin that that probably sees the benefit of the grift. Even with his stuttering and retarded antics I think Andy will stick around for a long ass time. He was always a battered second man to the Gunt and JF Gayrapey, I think PPP is his new PPPimp (pun intended). Makes no sense for Andy to cut off his income revenues. Plus sub cultured has decently recovered which makes Ralph seethe that Andy is partially doing a successful thing on YouTube + the Kino Casino

Besides Andy is older now, and he’s probably seen his past coke days as embarassing. One thing I want Andy to stop doing is interrupt all the damn time and find a way to integrate the super chats near the end with maybe big $100+ dollar donors occasionally interrupting the show but not by much.

 

[Fivehead]

My prediction is that Andy gets back on coke, starts getting really paranoid about PPP. Eventually they split after a shitstorm. Andy winds up streaming with Jesse. That crashes and burns quickly and we wind up back at the start of the cycle with Andy on his knees making puppy eyes at everyone, just so humbled by his last mishap and ready to entertain.

Sounds pretty entertaining.

 

[Chris Mclean]

I think some of you read too much into Andy - he a retarded e celebrity has bin that that probably sees the benefit of the grift. Even with his stuttering and retarded antics I think Andy will stick around for a long ass time. He was always a battered second man to the Gunt and JF Gayrapey, I think PPP is his new PPPimp (pun intended). Makes no sense for Andy to cut off his income revenues. Plus sub cultured has decently recovered which makes Ralph seethe that Andy is partially doing a successful thing on YouTube + the Kino Casino

Besides Andy is older now, and he’s probably seen his past coke days as embarassing. One thing I want Andy to stop doing is interrupt all the damn time and find a way to integrate the super chats near the end with maybe big $100+ dollar donors occasionally interrupting the show but not by much.

It made no sense for him to cut out JF either, when they were making tens of thousands of dollars.

You are looking at it from a rational, logical perspective but these aren't rational men. Warski main motivator to do thin0gs is beacuse they make him feel good and he dosen't care about the consquenses. Most of his life so far has been on irrational decison after another chasing dopamine highs. He's an addict trough and trough and he won't stop being one until he adresses the underalying issues that made him an addict, his ego and his inferiority complex. Most of us has been there one way or another.

He will sucumb to temptation just like he has done like 6-7 times previously. All it takes is one of the discord spergs wormtounging it or for the chat to be a little to mean a couple of episodes.

Imagine being Surfer, you stuck with this guy for years cleaning the shit off his toilet, earning a water filter salesman's wage between the two of you because he refused to grift. Then immediately after he leaves he gets paypigs donating a thousand+ every show.

It's incredible that hes now trying to blame the swattings on PPP. I wouldn't be suprised with how shameless he is if he claims next month that PPP actually bumraped him.

 

[Stanley Tit]

The streams have sort of blurred together in my mind, but I think there was a moment in the stream with Metokur, & another in the following Rake Back, in which PPP seemed right on the verge of telling Warski to shut the fuck up. But the money & the weed have passified him since I guess.

So is it really a question of when Warski fucks up, or is it a question of when PPP can't hold his tongue anymore? Somewhere in there, he still has standards.

And if PPP really tries dieting again, his patience will plummet & Warski is beyond fucked. No cocaine needed.

 

[FujiWuji]

Andy is getting p-p-p-paid and you're all m-m-m-mad.

 

[GordonRameses]

It really sucks because I do like Warski and I want him to succeed but he really needs to get a handle on his dynamic with Ashton and the show overall. It's fine to add commentary here and there, and yes I understand the need to pause a vid or stream for transformative purposes but not every 5 seconds, this is also something Ashton needs to get a handle on. The donos aren't going anywhere either, you can wait at least 30 - 45 mins between each dono session instead of halting the show for a fucking $3 superchat. You guys have a good thing going here, and it could be so much better if you iron out these problems and stop giving fuel to the ayylawgs and haters that want to see you crash and burn. I know it's funny to get that kind of advice on a KF thread but you're doing a good job chipping away at America First, and I want to see them cut down to size.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I know it's funny to get that kind of advice on a KF thread but you're doing a good job chipping away at America First, and I want to see them cut down to size.

I feel it’s already cut down in size. It’s like watching them torture a battered wife at this point. They need fresh cows to milk. TRS is a good contender or even Randbot.

Maybe go after Canadian political Youtubers as well there are plenty of potential cows

 

[Udders4Everyone]

It really sucks because I do like Warski and I want him to succeed but he really needs to get a handle on his dynamic with Ashton and the show overall. It's fine to add commentary here and there, and yes I understand the need to pause a vid or stream for transformative purposes but not every 5 seconds, this is also something Ashton needs to get a handle on. The donos aren't going anywhere either, you can wait at least 30 - 45 mins between each dono session instead of halting the show for a fucking $3 superchat. You guys have a good thing going here, and it could be so much better if you iron out these problems and stop giving fuel to the ayylawgs and haters that want to see you crash and burn. I know it's funny to get that kind of advice on a KF thread but you're doing a good job chipping away at America First, and I want to see them cut down to size.

When PPP speaks, he has something to say.
Andy, on the otherhand... He should be the superchat reader, but not the responder, just READ the superchat, unless its addressed to you specifically, If not, let Ashton do the talking. Or again, if its a tongue twister, then Andy reads. I know ive said it a couple times now as well, but he really needs to stop that weird squeely voice he does when he is laughing at something. It's ok when he laughs at the rediculousness of the subject matter, but then adding ze low iq takez in the squeeling voice is insufferable. It wouldnt be too bad if it wasnt every three out of five times he speaks. The other two being, "Ok... Go ahead...." There is literally nothing going on in that head of his is there? lol

 

[Fivehead]

When PPP speaks, he has something to say.
Andy, on the otherhand... He should be the superchat reader, but not the responder, just READ the superchat, unless its addressed to you specifically, If not, let Ashton do the talking. Or again, if its a tongue twister, then Andy reads. I know ive said it a couple times now as well, but he really needs to stop that weird squeely voice he does when he is laughing at something. It's ok when he laughs at the rediculousness of the subject matter, but then adding ze low iq takez in the squeeling voice is insufferable. It wouldnt be too bad if it wasnt every three out of five times he speaks. The other two being, "Ok... Go ahead...." There is literally nothing going on in that head of his is there? lol

This might be a radical take but having a third guest host (like Metokur or CWC) helps a bit with pushing Warski into the background where he belongs. He'll still interrupt and stuff but it helps. I think having a fresh personality from time to time for PPP to play off of will help with the Tardski problem and also keep PPP from losing it.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

I feel it’s already cut down in size. It’s like watching them torture a battered wife at this point. They need fresh cows to milk. TRS is a good contender or even Randbot.

Maybe go after Canadian political Youtubers as well there are plenty of potential cows

IDK... they are freaking out left and right about pretty valid points brought up. Beardlesson sperging out on Jesse proclaiming everything said about them is a total lie was more than just funny. The episode that showcased that "Anime Rightist" was chilling. For all of PPP's faults, I think he's absolutely correct about the shitshow that is this incel rhetoric. PPP could be doing it just to shit on them and sow division, but he has a very very valid point that needs to be addressed to the entire AF crew talking about being an incel like it's something to strive for. Spicolas acting the way he did in the "debate" with daddy gym proved he actually wants to start a cult... The entire premise is extremely entertaining, and will not be over until PPP and Fuentes have words. (for all of us to watch in fact, of course.)