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[In the Sick of It]

Increasingly looking forward to the TSA saga after reading this very popular thread. Apparently the only settings available on the millimeter wave scanner are “man” or “woman”

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(Cue much seething and calls to overthrow the TSA)

The fucking clasps set it off? Bullshit. That's the least likely part of the bra that would set off anything, and underwire often doesn't set anything off. Lying liar will never be a real woman.

 

[forgotten corn]

Methinks the TSA agent rightfully saw a shady-ass motherfucker and pulled you aside to make sure you didn't have a weapon, Kevvie.

This wasn’t Kevin, this was someone else. But they’re actually probably correct, the clasps might not set it off because of the metal but rather the fact that they are an “anomaly” that doesn’t match usual males. Trans men have this issue if their ID says female but they’re binding or wearing a packer.

 

[BScCollateral]

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Dress like a man
Wear a bra
Pick one.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Dress like a man
Wear a bra
Pick one.

Behold. BEHOLD! Then despair.
Bras (and other "sexy" lingerie) for men: here.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I'm getting this picture in my head of the scene from american werewolf, except the pub is full of middle aged fellas with shaved heads and stone island jackets loudly watching the match

and then kev walks in with his lovely girlfriend on his arm and announces his pronouns and asks everyone theirs

But in the KevKev universe the pub is called “The Slaughtered Am”.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Increasingly looking forward to the TSA saga after reading this very popular thread. Apparently the only settings available on the millimeter wave scanner are “man” or “woman”

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(Cue much seething and calls to overthrow the TSA)

Lol this is a nuclear cope. My dude, you get singled out and patted down every time because you look like a terrifying freak and are obviously male. If bra clasps really set it off then every single woman would get frisked every time. We know that's not happening - so this cope is just so he doesn't have to admit he looks scary to normies.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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leggings =/= trousers, unless you're a trashy teenage girl or a flamboyant puff

 

[Law]

Lol this is a nuclear cope. My dude, you get singled out and patted down every time because you look like a terrifying freak and are obviously male. If bra clasps really set it off then every single woman would get frisked every time. We know that's not happening - so this cope is just so he doesn't have to admit he looks scary to normies.

There's just something creepy about AGPs.

A woman wearing no bra, sweatpants and a man's hoodie cause she wants to be comfortable on her flight isn't going to set off the mental alarm bells an AGP is, even though she's technically "crossdressing". Neither will a non-AGP man whose dressed strangely. You really see the darndest outfits in airports.
An active AGP, even in "boymode", just has that creepy, weird aura. You know something's "off".
It's almost like the difference between fursuits and mascot suits. Billy Buffalo dancing around at a football game doesn't trigger my fight-or-flight response the way Anthrocon footage does, even though technically it's the same thing.
I guess what I'm saying is I can see why the TSA thinks he's a shady fucker.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm getting this picture in my head of the scene from american werewolf, except the pub is full of middle aged fellas with shaved heads and stone island jackets loudly watching the match

and then kev walks in with his lovely girlfriend on his arm and announces his pronouns and asks everyone theirs

And then immediately they say "oi lasses there's this wonderful shortcut through the moors you really outta take! It is such a wonderful night for a moonlit walk isn't it? "

I kinda want to call bullshit on the bra thing. If the hooks and underwire set off the metal detector consistently and without fail for Kevin.... then the metal bits on jeans would set the thing off just as often and even the nonhons would get pulled aside/waste even more time of their time getting pat down,etc.

-Methinks the TSA agent rightfully saw a shady-ass motherfucker and pulled you aside to make sure you didn't have a weapon, Kevvie.

There's an urban legend that when Al Capone's MA came to visit him in the rock. Ma Capone set off some metal detectors and was strip searched by the guards which would have been very traumatic for an old woman who just wanted to see her son one last time.


Why do I believe that story as opposed to the one about the troon who believed his bra set off the detector and be tsa used it as an opportunity to frisk him?...I mean besides Ma Capone being an actual woman?

Well because even back then metal detectors were calibrated specifically to ignore tiny bits of metal in certain clothes. Buttons, zippers and yes that includes the underwire and hooks in most ladies garments. Except Ma Capone was wearing an old fashioned corset and buttress when she came to see her son. One that at the time would have been almost 50 or so years out date, and have a lot more metal parts. More than what a modern detector could have been calibrated to go off over.


What's the point of me bringing this up I hear you ask? Well tldr unless Kevin and whoever that poster in that story was plans on wearing a corset... From the gay 90s (1890s) then any claims that tsa agents are being transphobes over troons wearing women's clothing in public are utter bullshit.

 

[Law]

From the gay 90s (1890s) then any claims that tsa agents are being transphobes over troons wearing women's clothing in public are utter bullshit.

I feel like the streetwear and athleisure trends have made current year fashion rather unisex.
When both sexes are wearing oversized plain cotton teeshirts, beanies, Jordans and joggers, what are you gonna do?
Again, troon fears are completely overblown and they look like men no matter what they wear.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I feel like the streetwear and athleisure trends have made current year fashion rather unisex.

Yeah too bad Kevin and his ilk would rather shove his fat ass into leggings and little girls skirts as opposed to sweatpants and hoodies. Apg men don't wanna look like women as in fully grown adult women. They wanna look like teen or even little girls...not even real young girls, but an alien or maybe an AI's idea of what they think a little girl looks like if you told it to describe one based on the most sterotypicl and superficial details about them.

 

[Squirrelcop]

They wanna look like teen or even little girls...not even real young girls, but an alien or maybe an AI's idea of what they think a little girl looks like if you told it to describe one based on the most sterotypicl and superficial details about them.

Oh shit you know what, I never noticed that. Makes all the grooming shit going on in the furfag/tranny community make a lot more sense when you imagine they wanna relive a part of their life where they were the "wrong gender" in a way.

Getting shivers, gonna go back to reading the trans ranch thread.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Oh shit you know what, I never noticed that. Makes all the grooming shit going on in the furfag/tranny community make a lot more sense when you imagine they wanna relive a part of their life where they were the "wrong gender" in a way.

Getting shivers, gonna go back to reading the trans ranch thread.

You need to brush up on autogynephilia, fren.

AGP is just taking "I'd fuck me" out on the road.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You need to brush up on autogynephilia, fren.

AGP is just taking "I'd fuck me" out on the road.

You just reminded me of this

 

[Oxyjen]

There's an urban legend that when Al Capone's MA came to visit him in the rock. Ma Capone set off some metal detectors and was strip searched by the guards which would have been very traumatic for an old woman who just wanted to see her son one last time.


Why do I believe that story as opposed to the one about the troon who believed his bra set off the detector and be tsa used it as an opportunity to frisk him?...I mean besides Ma Capone being an actual woman?

Well because even back then metal detectors were calibrated specifically to ignore tiny bits of metal in certain clothes. Buttons, zippers and yes that includes the underwire and hooks in most ladies garments. Except Ma Capone was wearing an old fashioned corset and buttress when she came to see her son. One that at the time would have been almost 50 or so years out date, and have a lot more metal parts. More than what a modern detector could have been calibrated to go off over.


What's the point of me bringing this up I hear you ask? Well tldr unless Kevin and whoever that poster in that story was plans on wearing a corset... From the gay 90s (1890s) then any claims that tsa agents are being transphobes over troons wearing women's clothing in public are utter bullshit.

I hadn’t heard that one!

Personally, I think there might be something to the story. It’s not actually a metal detector as such, we’re talking about mm-wave scanner, that’s the thing you stand in with your arms up, it’s basically able to see through your clothes and reproduce body tissue, underwear, and of course anything concealed.

Some of those are I think programmed using machine learning to identify things that are out of the ordinary, in case the worker isn’t paying attention. So I am pretty happy to accept that it flags up troons based on things like mysterious “packages” and metal in clothing where it wouldn’t usually be.

They will follow the procedure so then you get the frisk with the actual metal detector wand thing. It’ll beep, they’ll ask you why, etc.


(The two genders)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Some of those are I think programmed using machine learning to identify things that are out of the ordinary, in case the worker isn’t paying attention.

This is TSA so that would be 100% of the time.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Increasingly looking forward to the TSA saga after reading this very popular thread. Apparently the only settings available on the millimeter wave scanner are “man” or “woman”

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(Cue much seething and calls to overthrow the TSA)

Gonna have to be skeptical of that one. Not to power level, but I have worn underwire+clasp bras thru American airport security multiple times without ever having any issues. And if you're so desperate for the "gender euphoria" of wearing uncomfortable women's underwear on a plane why not just go for one of the multiple kinds of bras that have no metal in them at all? Sports bras, bralettes, lounge bras, wireless bras...
(I'm guessing he's dead set on a "proper" cup and underwire bra because he needs the solid shape to give him any kind of tits instead of just a wide bare man chest)

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Increasingly looking forward to the TSA saga after reading this very popular thread. Apparently the only settings available on the millimeter wave scanner are “man” or “woman”

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(Cue much seething and calls to overthrow the TSA)

He's just mad because the TSA agent accurately assessed that yes, he does enjoy getting frisked every time he flies.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'm double posting with some minor Kevin news. Most of his timeline is (still) retweets, but there is some new Gibes kahntent for the thread to digest.

Kevin plays with action figures.


Link | Archive

Kevin is making his magic deck.

Link | Archive

Spoiler: How much does the shiny cost?

Spoiler: How much does a more reasonably priced (lol) version of the shiny cost?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Not to powerlevel about my two giant schlongs but I get the pat down every time I fly.

I would guess 10% of passengers get the same treatment, but it's not exactly the sexiest minute I've ever spent. Back of the hand pat down by a person who looks like a bored middle-school teacher.

I've had more sensual experiences smuggling booze into concerts.