Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Punished Brent]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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I can't tell if this is actual insight or not.

 

[Richard Cheese]

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FTFY Kevvie.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[forgotten corn]

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Kevin in what world would anyone call leggings trousers. He’s legitimately so stupid.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Kevie reacts to the Musk takeover, says he won't leave until the rest of the Twitter troons migrate and will attempt to give Instagram another try.
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Okay call me oldfashioned, but I still for the life of me dont understand why Musk taking over twitter makes the trannies poop their collective g-strings. Because he once posted "pronouns are dumb" whilst high on ludes? Get tf over it, you panicking hens are the only reason twitter still exists.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Okay call me oldfashioned, but I still for the life of me dont understand why Musk taking over twitter makes the trannies poop their collective g-strings. Because he once posted "pronouns are dumb" whilst high on ludes? Get tf over it, you panicking hens are the only reason twitter still exists.

Because trannies thrive on dumb sensationalism and words equal physical violence in their world, therefore Elongated Muskrat posting "pronouns are dumb" is practically the prelude to a tranny holocaust.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Okay call me oldfashioned, but I still for the life of me dont understand why Musk taking over twitter makes the trannies poop their collective g-strings. Because he once posted "pronouns are dumb" whilst high on ludes? Get tf over it, you panicking hens are the only reason twitter still exists.

Even though Twitter is already not highly moderated, with most of it just being automated and the first line of humans being outsourced, they're afraid he'll destroy their "safe space" where nobody can misgender them. While they whine that Twitter isn't doing enough to clean up the violent fascist transphobia everywhere on it. Which leads to the fear that he's going to ignore the tranny jannies who spend all their time trying to accumulate power within tech companies so they can hopefully direct resources towards TRANS RIGHTS.

In other words, Elon is going to literally put them on trains that take them to be genocided.

 

[Bob_]

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Holy shit, I actually agree with Kevin on something!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Holy shit, I actually agree with Kevin on something!

Tbf it's fairly easy to agree with his "we're all men" statement.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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First of all; I think this is a pretty random txt worthy q)uote

Second, uhh duh kevin having a dick and a beard has been distinctly male traits for the last Ooohhhhhh 10,000 or so years.

Third; to the 15 total people who think Kevin looks younger than 30 for your sake I hope you're either trolling or blind.

 

[trickyzerg23]

First of all; I think this is a pretty random txt worthy q)uote

Second, uhh duh kevin having a dick and a beard has been distinctly male traits for the last Ooohhhhhh 10,000 or so years.

Third; to the 15 total people who think Kevin looks younger than 30 for your sake I hope you're either trolling or blind.

Those 15 farmers were reckoning by metric years, which are 2.718 times longer than imperial years,

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Those 15 farmers were reckoning by metric years, which are 2.718 times longer than imperial years,

Or possibly dog years, thus trolling.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Second, uhh duh kevin having a dick and a beard has been distinctly male traits for the last Ooohhhhhh 10,000 or so years.

10,000???

Try over 450 million years ago.

And I'm getting that number because the common ancestor of all vertebrates had male and female individuals, and that's when vertebrates appear in the fossil record.

Penises are maybe 160 million years old?

Despite what the trannies want you to think, it's not all a big mystery whether an animal is male or female.

Animals know whether other animals of their own kind are male or female and whether or not they are sexually mature.

This article has some good chuckles:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/jan/24/cloacae-sex-arms-and-penis-bones-the-tricky-art-of-fossil-sexing

 

[The Final Troondown]

I wonder if he considered it, and his solution is just to take a duffle bag loaded with Colorado's finest crop?

I hope he does not though, as you say, Kevin going to some shithole flat-roofed pubs, and being giggly and flirty with a "Mental" Steve, or "Psycho" Jason, would end in a great result.
The best would be if he tries to flirt with some council estate obvious lesbian, with a rugby playing harridan girlfriend.

His Am Hole would never need dilating again after that.

I'm getting this picture in my head of the scene from american werewolf, except the pub is full of middle aged fellas with shaved heads and stone island jackets loudly watching the match

and then kev walks in with his lovely girlfriend on his arm and announces his pronouns and asks everyone theirs

 

[Oxyjen]

Imagine being a troon TSA officer, attempting to use your job to creep on women, and you have to search Kevin instead.

Increasingly looking forward to the TSA saga after reading this very popular thread. Apparently the only settings available on the millimeter wave scanner are “man” or “woman”


(Cue much seething and calls to overthrow the TSA)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Crazed Saudi kills 3,000 people; trannies most affected.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Increasingly looking forward to the TSA saga after reading this very popular thread. Apparently the only settings available on the millimeter wave scanner are “man” or “woman”

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(Cue much seething and calls to overthrow the TSA)

I kinda want to call bullshit on the bra thing. If the hooks and underwire set off the metal detector consistently and without fail for Kevin.... then the metal bits on jeans would set the thing off just as often and even the nonhons would get pulled aside/waste even more time getting pat down,etc.

-Methinks the TSA agent rightfully saw a shady-ass motherfucker and pulled you aside to make sure you didn't have a weapon, Kevvie.

 

[capsaicin]

Increasingly looking forward to the TSA saga after reading this very popular thread. Apparently the only settings available on the millimeter wave scanner are “man” or “woman”

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(Cue much seething and calls to overthrow the TSA)

If a bra were actually necessary for you

Spoiler: (it's not)

then you could easily wear an all-fabric sports bra at your size. They just want to complain.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Penises are maybe 160 million years old?

Fuck. No wonder I can bend mine over a bit now.