Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP could be doing it just to shit on them and sow division, but he has a very very valid point that needs to be addressed to the entire AF crew talking about being an incel like it's something to strive for. Spicolas acting the way he did in the "debate" with daddy gym proved he actually wants to start a cult... The entire premise is extremely entertaining, and will not be over until PPP and Fuentes have words. (for all of us to watch in fact, of course.)

Never thought that Lil Nipples cult could be more gay than Beartaria and room whacks but here we are

 

[rhinoplasty]

Maybe I'm wrong but I think all the people saying the show would be better without Andy are neglecting the fact that he probably does all of the production, and with just PPP it would just be Ashton ranting into a camera and glitching every 10 minutes.

 

[High Tea]

It's incredible that hes now trying to blame the swattings on PPP. I wouldn't be suprised with how shameless he is if he claims next month that PPP actually bumraped him.

1. Nick Rekieta was swatted when talking about the same topic as Kino Casino Friday,
2. What would bring donations and drama to the show? If it was for drama, you'd talk about it as it’s happening. PPP tweeted about it after the show - not during - so it wasn't to draw traffic to the show.
3. What’s more logical? A swatting at what was PPP’s address during the Kino Casino or swatting Surfer because he was going on the Killstream at an unspecified time?
4. The Cozy streamers are using the swattings as a Crusade, including Surfer's. They needed a cause to rally behind and it manifested.
5. Surfer's video is old fabricated accusations repackaged.

If Surfer valued PPP as his buddy and stopped snaking, maybe they could mend.

 

[Deprussian Doge]

Maybe I'm wrong but I think all the people saying the show would be better without Andy are neglecting the fact that he probably does all of the production, and with just PPP it would just be Ashton ranting into a camera and glitching every 10 minutes.

You're half wrong. I agree Andy does most of the production stuff, but it's not that hard. PPP def has a bunch of discord fags that would do it for him in the background, and he has enough clout to shop around for a different cohost a little bit, I feel like him having CWC do it was almost like a trial run (and it was a disaster lol). Also Andy's production value isn't even good lmfao. The streams look and sound like complete shit and he is constantly having problems despite like 8 years of experience at this point.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Godwinson needs to come back to the KC.

Also the constant stuttering super chats being read in between the Kino is starting to annoy me

I just want to enjoy the Kino, not hear Andy’s stuttering interrupt the flow.

Godwinson is not a grifter, his once morbidly obese buddy underwent a sex change and bleached his hair like he did his anus.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

Maybe I'm wrong but I think all the people saying the show would be better without Andy are neglecting the fact that he probably does all of the production, and with just PPP it would just be Ashton ranting into a camera and glitching every 10 minutes.

Yeah it baffles me that PPP doesnt just learn how to use obs, even minimal skills would be vastly useful for him.

 

[JCDenthog]

Guys I think it's just time to come to terms with reality

Spoiler: Sadness

Godwinson isn't coming back

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

This might be a radical take but having a third guest host (like Metokur or CWC) helps a bit with pushing Warski into the background where he belongs. He'll still interrupt and stuff but it helps. I think having a fresh personality from time to time for PPP to play off of will help with the Tardski problem and also keep PPP from losing it.

I 100% agree with you. I don’t mind a third wheel tbh. Less Tardski and more kino

 

[All becomes gunt]

I watched a bit of the stream to see if people were exaggerating and they were actually being generous. This is like 1 min of mindless babbling and 10 minutes of superchat reading and at the beardson segment its like the first 2 minutes of clips for the first hour. If people wanna donate fine but the superchat reading is always the gayest segment. Call me ol fashioned but i am the tip jar kind of guy. You do the show and whoever wants leaves a donation there. Maybe a plug for guntroad and the socials of yourself/content contributors at the end of the show as well. Anything more than that is just a slippery slope of homofaggotry, but the reason they read superchats like that really with that many interuptions is because they no longer have anything to say that's interesting. Andy sure as hell doesn't, People's Pickled Prolapse also is showing that he lost his charisma. The fields of green are about to end however, really fast if they keep this pace up and they are gonna be entertaining to watch again at certain segments... not for the reasons they'd like though.

 

[Guntburglar]

Andy is gonna kill the show. There are so many things that can go wrong because of him and the cracks are already forming. Beyond him just being obnoxious and painfully brain fried. Andy will be humble and self-deprecating at first. He wins you over with his loveable loser persona. No matter his flaws, he just seems nice. Then he starts doing well and huffs his farts. He starts bragging. He bickers with chat and goes on blocking sprees across platforms. He begins to resent his cohost for stealing the spotlight. He is about at this point.

I'm expecting he's going to start getting snippy with PPP soon. I also think it does not bode well that they got those large donations back to back. Andy thinks we're all retarded and believe he, as a hardcore addict, can just lightly drink. That he'll only drink and smoke weed and he's happy and not itching for something heavier. I believe the only reason he hasn't really been on coke for a minute is because he hasn't been able to afford it. Andy is a fiend and the amount he would have been able to afford while on Twisted Mind would have just pissed him off. My prediction is that Andy gets back on coke, starts getting really paranoid about PPP. Eventually they split after a shitstorm. Andy winds up streaming with Jesse. That crashes and burns quickly and we wind up back at the start of the cycle with Andy on his knees making puppy eyes at everyone, just so humbled by his last mishap and ready to entertain.

Andy is great when he's calm and cogent. Several WL he did an excellent job,

The forced laughs are tiresome after the first one on the first episode.
Him also using PPPisms isn't good, has been overly excessive and in some instances not even correctly used. He's never going to be able to measure up to sober/buzzed Surfers wingmanship, so stop trying to imitate it.

Superchat breaks are flat out abhorrent and makes me dip out, id rather just wait for the stream to end so I can skip all of the autistic whale scrying donos or just not even bother finishing it in most cases now.
Metokur learned this by the third monetized stream he did, These retards still haven't learned that dono breaks erodes the stream greatly but it's a format Tardski has been doing for years now and he won't change it.

PPP is bound to Don't be a hero buddy Andy but off screen.
That being said PPP needs Andy for the quality production, Andy doesn't  need PPP, his position is quite replaceable.

 

[Jose Jordan]

Andy is great when he's calm and cogent. Several WL he did an excellent job,

The forced laughs are tiresome after the first one on the first episode.
Him also using PPPisms isn't good, has been overly excessive and in some instances not even correctly used. He's never going to be able to measure up to sober/buzzed Surfers wingmanship, so stop trying to imitate it.

Superchat breaks are flat out abhorrent and makes me dip out, id rather just wait for the stream to end so I can skip all of the autistic whale scrying donos or just not even bother finishing it in most cases now.
Metokur learned this by the third monetized stream he did, These retards still haven't learned that dono breaks erodes the stream greatly but it's a format Tardski has been doing for years now and he won't change it.

PPP is bound to Don't be a hero buddy Andy but off screen.
That being said PPP needs Andy for the quality production, Andy doesn't  need PPP, his position is quite replaceable.

https://www.fiverr.com/search/gigs?query=Obs%20&source=main_banner&search_in=everywhere&search-autocomplete-original-term=obs%20

This is warski replaced

 

[JCDenthog]

Increasing nervous kiwi says this week is definitely the week Warski gets fired

 

[Shek$il]

That being said PPP needs Andy for the quality production, Andy doesn't  need PPP, his position is quite replaceable.

I'd have to disagree here. I can't imagine a good replacement for PPP exists let alone is readily available. He has his faults but actually being funny is a talent so rare I'd hate to imagine what the casino was without PPP.

Warski can run OBS and has never made me so much as smile, and his incessant "Ashton! Ashton! Ashton!!!!" is very feminine and prying. PPP is the engine that makes the show run. While completely technically incompetent, there wouldn't be a KC without him.

 

[Deprussian Doge]

There is actually an Andy Warski thread, it maybe more appropriate to relegate the majority of his discussion there.

 

[Yeshua Moon]

the worst show ever by far was when andy wasnt there so im trying to learn to appreciate him. ppp clearly needs some guardrails which andy is good at providing.
if he could just manage to shut the fuck up for one minute with the low iq interventions its a great pair.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

the worst show ever by far was when andy wasnt there so im trying to learn to appreciate him. ppp clearly needs some guardrails which andy is good at providing.
if he could just manage to shut the fuck up for one minute with the low iq interventions its a great pair.

I agree, PPP needs a wingman to laugh with. Andy just needs to be humbled, pure and simple. The other night he lit his nipple on fire again, VHS Artchives tweeted a clip of it. Andy was happy until he read it said he was having another mental breakdown, so he chastises VHS and says hes not going to retweet it. The tweet was changed and Andy drunkenly speaks his mind saying "you make me feel good, and i'll make you feel good." Absolutely disguisting. I myself thought PPP's comment on praying for the financial recovery of the paypig who's dog is sick or whatever to be humorous, that shit with andy just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, Dont think i would be able to deal with that dude if i knew him personally.

 

[Reginald Fairfield]

Why would you want Warski's commentary on such kino?

PPP mentioned doing exactly what I suggested after the signal boot dono a couple days ago. These guys really do read every single post in this thread

 

[JCDenthog]

PPP mentioned doing exactly what I suggested after the signal boot dono a couple days ago. These guys really do read every single post in this thread

Makes sense, is there anywhere else where people post about Kino Casino? This is the only place I know of where fans/ayylawgs can talk/shittalk about the show.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

Warski is the Opie of the show, interpret that how you will.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

With Godwinson at least you felt that there was some detachment.

Perhaps that's because he had PPP as his attack dog. Plus heavy Anglo Pass Agg irony isn't that much detachment.

Godwinson needs to come back to the KC.

He's never been on the KC, note he didn't do the GGs, the LTA award was a goodbye and thank you. If he ever comes back, it'll most likely be in 20-30 years time, when the kids have moved out and he's retired from his job.

The superchats need to stop being braindead and just be nothing but tongue twisters

Kinda surprised nobody has sent a SC along the lines of "Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers".

Yeah it baffles me that PPP doesnt just learn how to use obs, even minimal skills would be vastly useful for him.

I would describe it like playing the guitar while singing (or contrarywise). If PPP had to concentrate on tech, it would effect his performance.

As someone with experience in pirate radio, tech should be run by someone dedicated to that, usually off mic/screen. Also, they need more guests, and a wide variety of (spice of life and all that). They are running a regular show, with a certain runtime expectations.

Which brings me to a bit of Don't-ring-in-just-for-fun nonsense (told you I was a DJ).

I'm fairly indifferent to Warski, but he does bring in an audience different to the usual Dakka Dakka viewer, and also has connections to different people (and has a certain ability to charm people in a way PPP can't, ie Andy isn't as... intimidating as the lumpen prole PPP), but some of youse guise have a problem with him and want to see him gone.

Who would you like to see replace him... From two different lists

1. The past, eg Hemmy, Leopirate, Earjuice, Gahoole

2. The now, eg CWC, KoP, Spic-city, Stardust

No Godders (he wouldn't do it, get over it) or Null (he's too feart of the fans).

I'd like to see/hear Hemmy filling dead air with Goocheese while PPP takes a piss/smokes a bowl.