Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 32 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.9%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 11.0%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 13.3%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.3%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 127 48.3%
  • Total voters
    263
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Saint Agustin said:
Chibi's mom is based sometimes, too bad she was a bad parent and single.
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Yeah she's a retard too but she's at least aware of what a freak her kid is. One of my favorite chibi mini-sagas is the dxracer one and she played a big role in it

DXRacer has some stupid black friday sale for their plastic seats and chibi missed it by a day and freaked out, messaging them on twitter trying to get a special deal. They let him order a chair at the black friday rate so he was very excited. That night his mom must have given him a good talking to because the next day he tweeted at them asking them to justify their high prices for the chair he already ordered at a discounted special rate and after not getting any response, he tweeted again at them asking "if they have any jobs available within their company". No I am not paraphrasing and they did not respond to that either

The chair gets there and he of course has to stream himself putting it together, which took 5x as long as it should have and he got in the chair and looked mildly uncomfortable and couldn't even really pretend to enjoy it all that much. He then realized that his mom might have been right but he still had to justify the expense so he developed a fantastic idea: use the chair as the centerpiece of a birthday present for his mom. The grand reveal was he was going to play jackbox or one of those games on stream with his mom for her birthday and she had to sit in the cool new chair.

The day finally comes and he drags her down into the lair and she's lookin fairly fuckin annoyed and very fuckin unimpressed when she sits down in the gamerseat. She was not feeling the idea of being on his stream but she indulged him because she knows her son is a retard and you're supposed to show interest in their shit so they don't flip their lid and they started playing the game with his community and her mood changed from annoyed to amused once some trolls made their way in to answer questions like "what's your greatest wish" with stuff like "that my deadbeat son would move out." Once she started laughing at that stuff he got pretty quiet and just rode it out until the game ended and that was that and he never did get that job within their company
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
More masturbation than normal.


Pardon the armchair psychology, but it just struck me how odd it is he'd say that. Why would you want to be good at a game? Games are meant to be fun, and generally people get good at them because they enjoy them and spend a lot of time playing them. Why would you want to be good at a game you don't play enough of to be good at in the first place?

I'd assume it's because Chibi wants to fit in and get the clout of being good at the game, but doesn't really enjoy playing it. I've pointed this out before, but he often doesn't even seem to enjoy speed running at all, or really any game he plays. It's just so bizarre and ass backwards how he's seeking popularity for things he doesn't enjoy instead of just finding something he's actually passionate about. It's probably because he's a sheltered man-child who wasn't explored things outside of consuming children's media, so he's stuck in this loop of pursuing the only thing he at one point enjoyed. Idk he really is a fucked up person.
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Skullwhalejelly said:
at 5 hours his girlfriend comes to get attention,
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How does a man in his late 20's that still lives with his mother and does nothing but play Mario for 8 hours a day have a girlfriend that looks vaguely normal? Is she functionally retarded or is this some kind of weird community service where if she's with him she doesn't go to prison for drug possession or something?
 
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Retink said:
How does a man in his late 20's that still lives with his mother and does nothing but play Mario for 8 hours a day have a girlfriend that looks vaguely normal? Is she functionally retarded or is this some kind of weird community service where if she's with him she doesn't go to prison for drug possession or something?
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When you're really infatuated with someone it makes you more willing to look the other way.
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Here we have Aquana getting a WORLD RECORD in Untitled goose game back in 2019.

It is a 30 minute stream with him literally sitting in silence for 90% of it. This is the last minute. He gets the record, tards out, and then proceeded to literally start straddling his pokemon plushie clearly to start humping it.




Here is the leaderboard for Goose Game. No one gives a flying fuck. He wasn't even mentioned on r/speedruns.
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Sorry for double post but he's back.
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Retink said:
How does a man in his late 20's that still lives with his mother and does nothing but play Mario for 8 hours a day have a girlfriend that looks vaguely normal? Is she functionally retarded or is this some kind of weird community service where if she's with him she doesn't go to prison for drug possession or something?
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Wasn't this chick crazy? I think I recall that Adam broke up with a girl who lost her shit and stalked him for a while, and - given how unlikely it is for Adam to successfully attract a woman - I think it would have to be this girl.

So, I guess to answer your question, he managed to get a somewhat normal-looking girlfriend because she's fucked in the head. Very sad; many such cases.
 
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Spergetti said:
Wasn't this chick crazy? I think I recall that Adam broke up with a girl who lost her shit and stalked him for a while, and - given how unlikely it is for Adam to successfully attract a woman - I think it would have to be this girl.

So, I guess to answer your question, he managed to get a somewhat normal-looking girlfriend because she's fucked in the head. Very sad; many such cases.
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That makes quite a lot of sense, here's a rare Chibi for the information
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