Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[formerfatcow]

Any reason to dress like an overgrown toddler makes Anna happy

Claims she's been working on some "secret stuff behind the scenes" and that's why she hasn't been posting as many stories.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

New masterpiece from Kate Winslet

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Claims she's been working on some "secret stuff behind the scenes" and that's why she hasn't been posting as many stories.
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More like working on some secret snacks behind the scenes…

 

[Gramlol]

After all these breakdowns, the way she acts ‘active’ in her tiktok short videos eg putting her wings in the air and ‘dancing’ has become so much more irritating than before. We always knew, but we have confirmation bitch can barely move let alone exercise or move for an extended amount of time. These companies sending her sportswear need to be told that her disengenous behaviour is so off putting why would anyone be influenced seeing her pretend she even needs activewear. It can’t even contain her girth at the best of times.

Remember when athletic clothes were predominantly seem on athletes? Pepperidge Farm remembers

But yeah there's something so off about a woman who struggles to breathe and walk for a period of time due to obesity, modelling clothes described as athletic, or aerodynamic

The worst offender is Super fit Hero though. https://superfithero.com/
I believe J and Ash modelled them on insta- two people who struggle to even stand for periods of time.
Model pics below? Obvi super fit duh

 

[Laygs For Days]

Rate me late as hell, as I've spent the last few months reading this thread from page one. There are two things that really irk me about Anna that I haven't seen mentioned much, if at all. That "ok" thumb and pointer finger sign she starts every fucking up close video with and how this bitch, despite this being her job, can never sync music to her videos correctly. They always end with lyrics getting cut off mid sentence or a word short, or a second too long. She really puts zero effort in and then whines about how much "work "she does. It's amazing.

I've also never seen anyone so self centered in my life. That Hawaii vacation (both of them), yeesh. Every photo at the temple had her in it. Never just the pretty temple. The temple & Anna. Coachella was all shots of her, barely any of the cool shit and installations they had there (when in the shot, always in the background). She has to be in every goddamn shot and since she's the size of 4 people, she IS every shot.

She really has swallowed the HAES kool-aid talking about "my legs were exhausted" "my body this, my body that". It's you bitch. You are your body. You were exhausted so you collapsed in the Hawaiian sand like a toppling sack of potatoes. She's been saying stuff lately that allllmost seems like she finally understands, but I really doubt she will make it that last step to realizing how much she's fucked herself up. There's always more hot glue and more cookies and more nuggies to block out the thoughts that creep to the forefront so she'll never face the fact that she was set up to have a wonderful life full of travel and a fat paycheck and she threw all that shit away to have firefighters drag her 550lb corpse out of her house on a tarp in 6 years. Brava.

Anna is gross and obnoxious and I would not have sex with her, even if it meant saving Data.

Also, I'm sure you've both heard this many times before but: GenociderSyo, you are the invaluable MVP of this fucking thread, I am in awe of the work you put into this shit. Catto_Gatto, your videos are a fucking delight and I perk up every time I see you've posted another. Thank you both for your service.

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Barbarella]

Now she knows how we all feel having to listen to her verbal diarrhea.

 

[Wonder dong]

Anna, I’m quite sure that professional contact is well aware of what a fucking overgrown toddler retard you are. No worries cow. None.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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"I am mortified...I am so mortified..."

But not so mortified that she can't immediately turn around and post about it on social media.

 

[BitterPill]

Remember when athletic clothes were predominantly seem on athletes? Pepperidge Farm remembers

But yeah there's something so off about a woman who struggles to breathe and walk for a period of time due to obesity, modelling clothes described as athletic, or aerodynamic

The worst offender is Super fit Hero though. https://superfithero.com/
I believe J and Ash modelled them on insta- two people who struggle to even stand for periods of time.
Model pics below? Obvi super fit duh

The thing is… how do they get these clothes on?? Like it’s gotta be a workout in an of itself to smush and hoist themselves into spandex or compression gear. Putting on pants and showering is hard enough for these folks. I’m surprised any of these folks haven’t just switched to tent dresses.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Remember when athletic clothes were predominantly seem on athletes? Pepperidge Farm remembers

But yeah there's something so off about a woman who struggles to breathe and walk for a period of time due to obesity, modelling clothes described as athletic, or aerodynamic

The worst offender is Super fit Hero though. https://superfithero.com/
I believe J and Ash modelled them on insta- two people who struggle to even stand for periods of time.
Model pics below? Obvi super fit duh

Oh my fucking god, that second model. I thought Anna's legs were without competition but...

 

[M.T. Graves]

Athletic wear above XL was a horrible, horrible mistake.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

To an extent I understand plus sized workout clothes but I will never understand deathfat workout clothes. One doesn't need a brand new outfit to work out for only 10 minutes a day. Face reality thats all they can do for a while if that. Then 11 then 12 etc.
Most already cannot wear jeans so wear god awful cotton or sweat pants, skirts, or the mumus.
I can see once those clothes are falling off cheap yoga pants and a smaller sized tshirt and decent sports bra because those take longer to get to be too big but this is OTT and completely unnecessary. Just like everything else Anna does. Extra extra large.

If someone is truly interested in losing weight theyre just going to have to keep replacing clothes. Why spend 110.00 on shit youre just going to have to rebuy in hopefully a 8-12 weeks anyway?

 

[No Thank You]

Oh my fucking god, that second model. I thought Anna's legs were without competition but...

I don’t know how familiar you are with the effects of wrestling on a body, but every time I see that pic of that “model” I can only think cauliflower knees. I don’t know who she is, but I feel an intense sadness every time I see that pic of her. How do you cope with having deformed your own body to that degree? I’ve seen enough girls grow up and out of self-cutting to where they tattoo something beautiful over the scars, which is its own kind of cope, sure, but cauliflower knees. How does one regain a normal life after CAULIFLOWER KNEES?!

I guess I’ll just wait for the next recap of Watch Out For the Big Girls to come out and I’ll laugh.

 

[Dalton Caldwell]

The thing is… how do they get these clothes on?? Like it’s gotta be a workout in an of itself to smush and hoist themselves into spandex or compression gear. Putting on pants and showering is hard enough for these folks. I’m surprised any of these folks haven’t just switched to tent dresses.

It’s often hard enough to squeeze an average sized body into a sports bra. I can’t imagine what it would be like for a deathfat.

 

[sandsamwhich]

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She did the double post and not delete on her FB stories again today, spilling the beans that the professional contact was actually her mortgage broker from ‘the bank she’s working with’. Going back to her ‘sneak peak’ (lol such a type A) she posted a few days ago, what’s the bet she’s looking at renting or buying a shop front?

 

[Barbarella]

What on earth for? A shop? What is she going to sell, leftover smelly deathfat clothes? Bunny ear crafts? Does she think she going to be able to stand all day?

What else could it be? Is she going to sell her house and move into a condo?

 

[Angry New Ager]

She did the double post and not delete on her FB stories again today, spilling the beans that the professional contact was actually her mortgage broker from ‘the bank she’s working with’. Going back to her ‘sneak peak’ (lol such a type A) she posted a few days ago, what’s the bet she’s looking at renting or buying a shop front?

It could be a condominium, in a building with retail space on the ground floor. It wouldn't surprise me if she sells the house (which was obviously a mistake for her as a lifestyle choice, but good as an investment), and moves back into a more central location, in a neighborhood with a lot more going on. She said a while back that she wanted to move back to NYC, and this may be a compromise, given that her money will go further in Austin than it will in New York.

 

[GenociderSyo]

It must be expensive for her to need a loan. Considering what she can spend on clothes and impromptu trips.

 

[Wonder dong]

Well, she never did Jack shit with that huge house anyways, the different rooms for different things. She probably knew after a month or two that it would be temporary. Awwww, another FAIL for Anna. So sad.

Edit: I thought she did great at her old condo. She had that huge outdoor space where she could stomp around uninterrupted, etc. Anna just freaked out over the construction noise and couldn’t be arsed to film her shit after 5 p.m. Dumb cow.