Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Hüftpriester]

For all the shit talk about Warski, and I agree with some of it, let's give him some credit where it's due:

-He baited Ralph into going to Portugal, resulting in absolute hilarity and the best Ralphamoment of the year. This also greatly influenced Ralph's 2022 arc since it was the thing that started the Gunt vs. Metokur trashfire. This shouldn't be overlooked.
-He's good at running OBS. When he was on vacation, the show with Flamenco was almost unwatchable due to technical issues.
-When he's not drinking, he's more self aware and stutters less.
-He still has contacts from his IBS days and could probably book a wider range of guests than PPP.
-He's humble and open to constructive criticism.

I agree a third mic would be an improvement. My vote goes to RPG.

 

[Chris Mclean]

PPP is subpar, can't do 2v1s at all, can't do 1v1s with people that aren't as retarded as he is.

I don't know if your delusional or what. Im not the biggest fan of the *NEW* Kino casino PPP. But we all watched the Masterson debate back in the day where he felted an engineer and a lawyer live. Sure Rackets and Masterson are 102 iq midwits but its still pretty impressive. Seeing as he was a complete sperg on a holy crusade and im pretty sure he could destroy Nick Fuentes on any issue relating to poltics or religon.

I don't know why you pretend Andy has any value beyond networking and basic technical skills. Andy just not funny or insightfull simple as. But I think most of us wouldn't mind him if he could shut the fuck up and stick to a Gator role.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

-He's humble and open to constructive criticism.

Again... He just tweeted and proved your statement completely false
but maybe we will see an improvement, if he stops the squeeling ill begin to believe you

 

[Noventa e Quatro]

I enjoyed the JF segment, because of how absurd it was. Would love more JF and Potato content.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

Can you read?  since is irrelevant and has since been rectified. Speaking of blinders, you are fixated on a nonpoint, congrats retard.

Andy has put the effort in with running everything to gain PPPs best numbers for him where ppps effort has been what to dye his hair like a faggot and talk into a still fucked mic?
Andy has pulled better numbers with lesser. Andy doesn't need PPP.

And you still omit the simple fact that Andy has brought literal 100% output on the DakkaDakka channel. Weird.

Lets all take a moment to envision Andy trying to cover The Baked, Fuentes, Gunt, Beardson and all the rest HIMSELF... wtf would he say?
*pause* "g-go ahead"
*pause* "AHHHAAAAAAAAA"
*pause* "Chaaat.... this is crazy"

 

[Guntburglar]

But we all watched the Masterson debate back in the day where he felted an engineer and a lawyer live. Sure Rackets and Masterson are 102 iq midwits but its still pretty impressive.

Did he though? Seem to recall zoom pressed the fuck out of him.

Seeing as he was a complete sperg on a holy crusade and im pretty sure he could destroy Nick Fuentes on any issue relating to poltics or religon.

Speaking in past tense

I don't know why you pretend Andy has any value beyond networking and basic technical skills.

so basic ppp can't even figure it out. Go figure.

I never pretended anything. You retards have selective reading.
PPP has burned bridges with every Andy replacement there is, Andy hasn't burned every bridge with every Lefuneé man.

One is replacable, the other isn't.

Andy just not funny or insightfull simple as. But I think most of us wouldn't mind him if he could shut the fuck up and stick to a Gator role.

I agree and stated as much my first post on the matter.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Again... He just tweeted and proved your statement completely false
but maybe we will see an improvement, if he stops the squeeling ill begin to believe you

Even if you're right, point 1 is the most important. As dumb as Warski is, he manipulated Ralph into going to Portugal and it resulted in him needing emergency surgery on his mangled face. Pretty much all the funny shit that happened to Ralph this year can be traced back to the beatdown.

 

[Guntburglar]

Lets all take a moment to envision Andy trying to cover The Baked, Fuentes, Gunt, Beardson and all the rest HIMSELF... wtf would he say?
*pause* "g-go ahead"
*pause* "AHHHAAAAAAAAA"
*pause* "Chaaat.... this is crazy"

It's weird how several of you have the inability to discern the difference between me stating the simple fact that PPP is repalcable and that Andy has the ability to find someone better some how equates to me championing Tardskis showmanship ability? My first post on the matter was thrashing him, idiot.

Let me dumb it down.
Andy has the social ability to find a better PPP.
Ashton doesn't have the know how to do any of it on his own nor does he have the social pull to find a better Andy because he has driven those people away. You buying into PPPs prima donna facade is cute tho.

Stating that ppp is replacable isn't stating Andy can solo anything. Learn to discern differences when reading.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

For all the shit talk about Warski, and I agree with some of it, let's give him some credit where it's due:

-He baited Ralph into going to Portugal, resulting in absolute hilarity and the best Ralphamoment of the year. This also greatly influenced Ralph's 2022 arc since it was the thing that started the Gunt vs. Metokur trashfire. This shouldn't be overlooked.
-He's good at running OBS. When he was on vacation, the show with Flamenco was almost unwatchable due to technical issues.
-When he's not drinking, he's more self aware and stutters less.
-He still has contacts from his IBS days and could probably book a wider range of guests than PPP.
-He's humble and open to constructive criticism.

I agree a third mic would be an improvement. My vote goes to RPG.

Gotta disagree with all the points here.
1. Warski didn't "bait" him. The Gunt went of his own volition at the impetus of his ego for a dunk on Warski and it failed spectacularly.
2. No Warski is terrible at running OBS. He sets up his scenes live on air and is constant resizing and reshaping windows and what not. He could just turn on Studio mode and do this without us seeing it and transition to it without us being distracted by whatever the fuck he is doing. Also his audio levels are top tier trash.
3. He stutters even when not drinking. It doesn't have anything to do with substance. It's when his little lizard brain gets stressed or excited that he Gah gah gahs or Kah kah kahs.
4. He doesn't really have any contacts anymore from IBS from what I can see. At least none that really want to deal with him on a regular basis. They only talk to him to get a quick dunk on their mutual target.
5. Warski isn't humble. He brags all the time and isn't open to criticism as he blocks and bans anyone even slightly busting his balls. The only time Warski "humbly accepts criticism" is when he see's that he might lose some money or viewers. Outside of that. He keeps trucking along as the retard he is.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If only they did what Jersh does and just ignore the superchats. I don't think it would work for them though, since their donators are autists who want to be part of the show rather than just donate to creators they like.

I know this isn't a new suggestion but why not just do what Rackets does? They just need to have a threshold for immediate-reading and save all the other ones for the end.

Usually you get better comments from the live chat compared to all the tards who donate super berries

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

For all the shit talk about Warski, and I agree with some of it, let's give him some credit where it's due:

-He baited Ralph into going to Portugal, resulting in absolute hilarity and the best Ralphamoment of the year. This also greatly influenced Ralph's 2022 arc since it was the thing that started the Gunt vs. Metokur trashfire. This shouldn't be overlooked.
-He's good at running OBS. When he was on vacation, the show with Flamenco was almost unwatchable due to technical issues.
-When he's not drinking, he's more self aware and stutters less.
-He still has contacts from his IBS days and could probably book a wider range of guests than PPP.
-He's humble and open to constructive criticism.

I agree a third mic would be an improvement. My vote goes to RPG.

I second this. RPG has higher energy than CWC (no offense to that guy). And RPG felted Ralph too.

 

[A Sunset]

I’m out of date in this thread, but has anyone theorized that PPP’s autistic grudge against Null is because Josh publicly stated that he thought PPP was gay? It was on a MATI episode when Ashton and Surfer broke up, Josh said he thought they were gay lovers and there was nothing wrong with that.

Josh also said PPP wasn’t very funny when he had the Squire on (because it was unfunny and gay even as a troll), and that PPP was unstable and brought BPD drama that he didn’t want to deal with.

I also think PPP’s grift has been Ralph for a long time and Josh is a competitor in that front, due to Josh’s deep connection with Ralph’s descent into insanity.

Just some #deepthoughts about why PPP is such a faggot about Josh Moon. I‘m not white-knighting for Null it just seems really gay how Ashton drops these pissy little remarks, like on the last KC about Josh being jealous of Jim (???). It’s middle-school girl shit and it annoys me.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

I don't know why you pretend Andy has any value beyond networking and basic technical skills. Andy just not funny or insightfull simple as. But I think most of us wouldn't mind him if he could shut the fuck up and stick to a Gator role.

ohhh man.... what could have been.... if andy would have just stayed behind the scenes entirely...

 

[3322]

Andy has absolutely zero value outside of being an OBS slave, something PPP could just learn to do himself. Warski is a net negative for the show as a whole since he is absolutely insufferable and I am glad other people are finally realizing this as well. Warski kind of reminds me of Meigh with the dumb fake overreactions, the social incompetence and how he is just completely unable to see how he comes across as completely insincere and over the top all the time. At least Ralph is smart enough to not make Meigh a permanent co-host of his show.

I’m out of date in this thread, but has anyone theorized that PPP’s autistic grudge against Null is because Josh publicly stated that he thought PPP was gay? It was on a MATI episode when Ashton and Surfer broke up, Josh said he thought they were gay lovers and there was nothing wrong with that.

Yes, I said this a couple of days ago and everyone got really mad.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

It's weird how several of you have the inability to discern the difference between me stating the simple fact that PPP is repalcable and that Andy has the ability to find someone better some how equates to me championing Tardskis showmanship ability? My first post on the matter was thrashing him, idiot.

Let me dumb it down.
Andy has the social ability to find a better PPP.
Ashton doesn't have the know how to do any of it on his own nor does he have the social pull to find a better Andy because he has driven those people away. You buying into PPPs prima donna facade is cute tho.

Stating that ppp is replacable isn't stating Andy can solo anything. Learn to discern differences when reading.

PPP has his own personality, The way he goes in on people is pretty hard to replecate. Who exactly would you say is a decent PPP replacement? Many have been listed for Warski's replacement,
also, yes, you said andy didnt need ppp, ppp needed andy. dumbass

 

[hawkisnight]

Replace PPP? I as many other posters also want to know: With whom? I think Andy contribution is overrated. My favorite PPP streams are where he films a laptop with his phone, there are no guests and some retard in the background speaks from time to time but not too often preferably. Andy needs to be more like that.
Although I do agree that PPP isn't giving his all for quite some time now. Maybe he's getting too old and fat for this shit? Placated by money? Lost his teeth?

 

[Piranha Pleb]

One thing the show could definitely use all this money for is a more interesting or thematic layout. Remember the production of the first few episodes with the felted table and “jokers” as well as the betting segment? and I enjoy the casino background noises. One thing Ralph has over PPP and Andy is his layout that he shifts for various different things, he has a corner for his face and various spots for videos and text. We are on month 3-4 of just Andy and PPP on these stock neon lights. Maybe they could use these thousands of dollars to spend a few hundred commissioning an artist for a casino themed layout. It could be green felt and their camera feeds could sit inside playing cards, maybe the screen switches when they bring up a video to look like it’s playing on a slot machine or VLT. They really could be upping the production especially with merch on the way. Also they could use studio mode in OBS to fit everything to this background before switching scenes.

This is just my autistic food for thought.

 

[Jose Jordan]

Lets all take a moment to envision Andy trying to cover The Baked, Fuentes, Gunt, Beardson and all the rest HIMSELF... wtf would he say?
*pause* "g-go ahead"
*pause* "AHHHAAAAAAAAA"
*pause* "Chaaat.... this is crazy"

*pause* “no……body……cares”
*pause* “OOOOOOOOOOOO”
*pause* “This is gold”

 

[Guntburglar]

Replace PPP? I as many other posters also want to know: With whom?

Godwinson flatout eviscerates ppp in every facet but weight.

Even the its totally copefabe bro Jessepa shows more well roundedness, whit, tenacity and greater ability of fuckery than ppp ever could dream of performing at.

Ppp needs to return to the shitty cell phone promos and stick to it. blood sports isn't for him.

I think Andy contribution is overrated.

100% output increase = overrated

guntcrease drunken retards do math gud

PPP has his own personality, The way he goes in on people is pretty hard to replecate.

In orator promos into a shitty phone only.

His version of "going hard" in actual 1v1s outside of Chaggot have been disastrous to mediocre at best. Even in the case with Chaggot Godwinson ghost wrote for him.
He is an inept interviewer without a Godwinson to hold his hand or Surfer to slip in distraction when he gets pressed. Case in point the blacked trad 35 year old woman Andy had to tard wrangle to keep her from leaving due to ppps incapablilty to finesse when women are involved. He was also maxed out by another women years ago for that very reason.
Vickers, boring as shit
Jim, disastrous
Zoom, disastrous
Gahoole, gay

Many have been listed for Warski's replacement,

Where?
• Who has the depth that Andy has in digital foot print and is as or more known and would actually involve themselves with ppp?
• Who has the social legwork capabilities that surpasses Andy and would actually involve themselves with ppp?

Naming names is one thing (past four or five pages you all have yet to produce), realistic ones that would actually do it with ppp and match their current numbers is entirely different.

also, yes, you said andy didnt need ppp, ppp needed andy. dumbass

Which is a fact. No one can replace andy for ppp that has the ability, the infamy and ehustle that Andy has that would deal with ppp and draw in  actual guests.
How does this fact continue to elude you guntcrease drunken faggots?

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

I’m out of date in this thread, but has anyone theorized that PPP’s autistic grudge against Null is because Josh publicly stated that he thought PPP was gay?

This misconception is like the "What's PPPs problem with the Gunt?" one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXW9PkqOE94

I mean, why not theorize that the "grudge" stems from null having someone start a thread on PPP out of spite because PPP showed up null, right?