Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

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I doubt she wants to have sex with Abraham Lincoln.

Airports will soon run sticky with the blood of trannies, because of a new bill proposed by Lauren Boebert. I won't link to LGBTQNation; here is the bill, which requires airport security personnel to respect a traveler's biological sex, and not to divert from established protocol in order to placate some man in wig. Also "X" will no longer be a valid sex designation.
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Do you actually have to be elected official to escape accountability? Hillary Rodham was not elected yet she escaped jail.

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Tee Pat argues with Bobby again because Bobby, despite his nihilistic spiel about how ethics are just a tool, is stuck with the belief that the woke ruling class have the noblest, most benevolent intentions, who will one day uplift the long-suffering Bobby to his rightful place.
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What is more pathetic than an able-bodied adult man being relentlessly "bullied"? The answer is, of course, two able-bodied adult men being relentlessly bullied: the second one is B. Coul.
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I confess: I resent Bobby for his suave, effortless, and sexy risus sardonicus. How about y'all?

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Rando "Catgirl" and Discord admin puts the bull in the bully:
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Let's retread a bit. This Sarah Wampler reeks of Bobism.
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Bobby feels his survival is imperiled.
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Pro-choice SJW turns out to be an abuser of woman, and water is wet and Bobby is fat.
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I have no fucking idea what I'm looking at; I only know that Bobby will lap it up like an AmHole.
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No, there is no Gadget in the trailer.

More cartoon.
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(Incredible thread for the young at heart)

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Netflix
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Wow, for a brief moment, Bob said a huge Quiet Part Out Loud (talking circles around the fact that he thinks he can shoot the stupid and thus save The Soopeeryah Fyootchah from the Obsolescents). Who had "Bobby insinuates going full school shooter" on their bingo card today?


That last bit, about the guy saying he looks like he stinks, and Bobby coming back with the whole "tell yer mum to wear less perfume" DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE IN CONTEXT.
Perfume is supposed to smell GOOD, so the idea of stench transfer by perfume and 'passionate hugging' makes no sense at all. Hypothetical dude's mom wearing lots of perfume actually proves Arthur's point, that Bobby Stinks, because dude's mom obviously wears lots of perfume because Bob stinks. Bob, that 'yer mum' comeback isn't the pwn you think it is, champ.
As for the "Hurhurhur i fuxed yer mum" part of that abortion of a joke, dude just needs to reply with "RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY, BOB!"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

You'd think that someone that bragged about his "Jesuit education" would know about what is perhaps the most basic axiom of the Christian faith, that the Great Commandment (sometimes referred to as the 11th) is to "love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul; and love your neighbor as yourself." I mean, it's not like the Golden Rule is such a common teaching throughout multiple religions and faiths across millennia of human civilization or anything...oh wait.

Then again, the fact that Bob's fictional 11th Commandment involves seeking vengeance on all who he believes have slighted him really says a lot about his worldview. Can you even picture Bob doing anything out of the kindness of his heart? His sense of empathy is pretty much nonexistent, as shown by literally thousands of reprehensible tweets (that still haven't gotten him banned). Look into his beady little chicken eyes, and you'll see no soul behind them.

For all the times he's thrown out that "you're not a person" line, I'd argue that Bob has pretty much no claim to humanity at all. Good thing he doesn't have any real power, because I shudder to think what he would do if he did.

I think it funny when Bob cites his childhood education, because according to Brick by Brick, he struggled with everything but art and writing, and as evidenced by the fact he wrote Brick by Brick, he wasn't actually good at writing.

As for art, I've never seen anything Bob has drawn, painted, 3d modeled, etc.

I assume it would suck ass.

 

[Cosmug]

Let's not forget his love of violence. He deleted it so it might not show up in the next update but here's a gem posted in my friend's server.

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I think Bob literally believes in magic, of a sort. The idea that the mere existence of Believers/Mayoghouls in some way vaguely prevents to superior future from coming about.
Mechanistically, what's stopping someone from inventing the jetpack? It's not private investment, that happens all the time in failed projects. Not public investment, the Federal government flushes money down the toilet chasing useless shit all the time, and I'm sure Bob's never read anything voted on in congress, he just vaguely assumes the jetpack bill comes up every week or so and Republican senators vote against it out of personal spite for him, the gays, and the disabled black lesbian scientist who presumably already has it working and just needs money to build the prototype.
Now I'm not a physicist, my my assumption is that jetpacks don't exist because of technological limitations. Like the tech doesn't work. But Bob's so sincerely upset at merely seeing people he disagrees with physically exist and express their views online. He internalizes this narcissistic injury so hard that he is convinced that his dream future is in some way being prevented by the psychic emanations of people who don't believe in it, like the fucking Waagh power from 40k. He talks about the Sooperiya Fyoocha like a religious revelation, we can get there Somehow if only we shoot the people who don't want it hard enough the answer will just spawn like real life is a video game.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Do you actually have to be elected official to escape accountability? Hillary Rodham was not elected yet she escaped jail.

Once again Blobsolini calls for jailing his perceived enemies proving that he is clearly on the right side not that he knows he cannot debate from a position of strength. Remember ladies and and gentlemen the adults are back in charge which is why inflation is setting records and Russia is rampaging!

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Fix them how Blobsolini? More rent control or demands on builders that cause them to opt out of building? Virtually every issue NYC currently has can be traced back to the grown up politics of NYC.

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Blobsolini you are the literal fascist. You just do not have the power to act on your urges. You try to flex your muscle every day only to be faced with the reality that your muscle is a lump of fat.

Tee Pat argues with Bobby again because Bobby, despite his nihilistic spiel about how ethics are just a tool, is stuck with the belief that the woke ruling class have the noblest, most benevolent intentions, who will one day uplift the long-suffering Bobby to his rightful place.
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I love when powerful speakers like Blobsolini are too much of a pussy to just type ASSHOLE. I love when he talks about bullies and bullying because I always get a sense that Blobsolini was the lummox who bullied everyone while feeling like he was the victim all along.

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I'm over plenty, dude. A manchild who preaches from his basement abode about the importance of Mario and how truly important capeshit is...

Blobsolini does look like he smells. He looks like he eats cheap food, drinks cheap booze, and cannot reach under his gut or to his ass to properly wash when he does bother bathing.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think it funny when Bob cites his childhood education, because according to Brick by Brick, he struggled with everything but art and writing, and as evidenced by the fact he wrote Brick by Brick, he wasn't actually good at writing.

As for art, I've never seen anything Bob has drawn, painted, 3d modeled, etc.

I assume it would suck ass.

Good news for you, we still have his Mario OCs. Let's take a look at future Mario, Peach, and their daughter.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I never post art stuff b/c most of it's lousy, out of practice etc; bit what the hell this didn't come out too bad for quick photoshop re-edits... Pre-sketch re-touch concept for a "Mario's Daughter" character, based on ANCIENT (unmade) fanart thing. Two variants, two palettes:”

twitter.com

Spoiler

 

[Koby_Fish]

You'd think that someone that bragged about his "Jesuit education" would know about what is perhaps the most basic axiom of the Christian faith, that the Great Commandment (sometimes referred to as the 11th) is to "love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul; and love your neighbor as yourself." I mean, it's not like the Golden Rule is such a common teaching throughout multiple religions and faiths across millennia of human civilization or anything...oh wait.

Then again, the fact that Bob's fictional 11th Commandment involves seeking vengeance on all who he believes have slighted him really says a lot about his worldview. Can you even picture Bob doing anything out of the kindness of his heart? His sense of empathy is pretty much nonexistent, as shown by literally thousands of reprehensible tweets (that still haven't gotten him banned). Look into his beady little chicken eyes, and you'll see no soul behind them.

For all the times he's thrown out that "you're not a person" line, I'd argue that Bob has pretty much no claim to humanity at all. Good thing he doesn't have any real power, because I shudder to think what he would do if he did.

pffft Bob should know the 11th Commandment is ackshually "Thou Shalt Not Dance".

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Am I dumb, is this Rand Paul forgetting that Ukraine and Georgia have been part of Russia a hell of a lot earlier than 1920. This is why I fucking hate twitter.

Also, giving benefit to Bob. As vomit worthy as that is, think he is implying that he misses Ted Turner being a media magnate, not that he is dead.

Spoiler: history/geography sperging

it's a little more complicated than that: what's now western Ukraine was part of Poland before being annexed to the Soviet Union the end of World War II
Georgia was part of the Russian empire between 1800-1917, and independent for a few years before being annexed to the Soviet Union in 1922, thanks in no small part so a certain Mr. I. Dzugashvili, later known as Stalin
like Armenia and the various Turkic and Persian republics that seceded from the USSR when it dissolved, it's always been culturally and linguistically very different from Russia and Slavic nations; Georgia even has its own highly localised language family (Kartvelian) and these languages have their own script, which was preserved even in the Soviet era

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I think Bob literally believes in magic, of a sort. The idea that the mere existence of Believers/Mayoghouls in some way vaguely prevents to superior future from coming about.
Mechanistically, what's stopping someone from inventing the jetpack? It's not private investment, that happens all the time in failed projects. Not public investment, the Federal government flushes money down the toilet chasing useless shit all the time, and I'm sure Bob's never read anything voted on in congress, he just vaguely assumes the jetpack bill comes up every week or so and Republican senators vote against it out of personal spite for him, the gays, and the disabled black lesbian scientist who presumably already has it working and just needs money to build the prototype.
Now I'm not a physicist, my my assumption is that jetpacks don't exist because of technological limitations. Like the tech doesn't work. But Bob's so sincerely upset at merely seeing people he disagrees with physically exist and express their views online. He internalizes this narcissistic injury so hard that he is convinced that his dream future is in some way being prevented by the psychic emanations of people who don't believe in it, like the fucking Waagh power from 40k. He talks about the Sooperiya Fyoocha like a religious revelation, we can get there Somehow if only we shoot the people who don't want it hard enough the answer will just spawn like real life is a video game.

He has no real world experience. His entire life was lived through video games and then through Twitter.

It comes across in everything he writes and how he shows his perception of reality in his videos. He is functionally retarded either by some mental defect or growing up in a box that inhibited his ability to grow intellectually in a healthy way.

Good news for you, we still have his Mario OCs. Let's take a look at future Mario, Peach, and their daughter.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I never post art stuff b/c most of it's lousy, out of practice etc; bit what the hell this didn't come out too bad for quick photoshop re-edits... Pre-sketch re-touch concept for a "Mario's Daughter" character, based on ANCIENT (unmade) fanart thing. Two variants, two palettes:”

twitter.com

Spoiler

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This really adds to my belief in a future Troon Arc for him. Or it could mean he wants to fuck Mario and just has not reached the point of accepting his true desires.

 

[Mola Ram]

Good news for you, we still have his Mario OCs. Let's take a look at future Mario, Peach, and their daughter.

I had those queued up and ready to go. The fact that Bob combined Mario's and Peach's features and clothing and produced a total sped will never not be hilarious.

 

[The tired cat]

I have no fucking idea what I'm looking at; I only know that Bobby will lap it up like an AmHole.
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No, there is no Gadget in the trailer.

No, Bob, this isn't like Roger Rabbit 2, you brainless douchecanooe. This is just some cynical and cheap made crap, seriously even Disney seems to realize this shit will tank that they decided not to even put it in movie theaters but on the streaming service instead.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I had those queued up and ready to go. The fact that Bob combined Mario's and Peach's features and clothing and produced a total sped will never not be hilarious.

It's a shame we don't have his "General Daisy" and whatever he thought up for Luigi. Would be interesting to see whatever girlboss creation he had in mind.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

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Does that make free speech = Trump?

L'ÉtatLiberté d'expression, c'est moi. - King Donald XIV

Bob's contempt for freedom of speech is especially stupid when you consider how many of his progressive axioms were deeply unpopular and believed to be morally wrong by mainstream Americans and their government within living memory.

When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.

Now I'm not a physicist, my my assumption is that jetpacks don't exist because of technological limitations. Like the tech doesn't work.

As far as I know it works, it's just not worth it. Sort of like the argument some Niven fans make: Ringworlds won't exist as a practical solution to anything even if you assume futuretech enough to make them possible because if you have the tech you've got a hundred better things to do with it.

It's difficult to imagine a situation where you'd need someone to get from point A to B using a jetpack. Even if they simply must fly and need vertical takeoff/landing, since the person would need hours of jetpack training, why not just hire a helicopter with its own pilot? How many times is someone going to need to fly through a hole too small for a helicopter? One pilot can shuttle several specialists around as needed instead of the extra cost and trouble of having several dual-class jetpack pilot/something else specialists.

Overall there's better options than having your irreplaceable guy accidentally break both his legs on landing because he came in a bit too hard, or if it's a wartime situation getting shot midair. While he'd be a small target, any hit is either a hit to the pilot or to the propulsion unit and since the relatively small jetpack has to carry the fuel, one would need to balance the risk of not wearing body armor with the risk of running out of fuel sooner.

Even assuming the weight/range fuel issues have been solved, it still leaves the question: How often is trained-jetpack guy going to be the guy who needs to get somewhere?

 

[link1234]

What has Bob ever done so his bullies that they "shalt not get away with it"? If only those mean kids in high school could see him now and what he is doing with all his free time in his adult life. Bob showed them. Bob probably still remembers all the hallways that the bullies were in during each period to avoid them while they probably forgot him a long time ago.

What is weird about this "yer Mum" thing he keeps doing is that his Overthinker videos were largely about how he did not like the direction gamer culture was going with the vulgarity of Modern Warfare chat lobbies and such. Now Bob keeps doing this "I banged your mom" as a retort to anyone who insults him.

 

[Cosmug]

What has Bob ever done so his bullies that they "shalt not get away with it"? If only those mean kids in high school could see him now and what he is doing with all his free time in his adult life. Bob showed them. Bob probably still remembers all the hallways that the bullies were in during each period to avoid them while they probably forgot him a long time ago.

He'll bitch online about them by proxy, projecting their faces onto people who he also hates and has never met for not sharing his braindead politics. Then he'll throw back a sixth cheap brewski, and fail to actually effect their lives. Bob's high school bullies (assuming they exist and weren't just people that failed to validate his malignant narcissism) probably have kids or even grandkids at this point, he is in his 40's after all. They have totally forgotten about the weird fat kid who drew Prince Peach porn during math class and openly fantasized about killing everyone who laughs at him.

 

[Brother Wind]

Spoiler: history/geography sperging

it's a little more complicated than that: what's now western Ukraine was part of Poland before being annexed to the Soviet Union the end of World War II
Georgia was part of the Russian empire between 1800-1917, and independent for a few years before being annexed to the Soviet Union in 1922, thanks in no small part so a certain Mr. I. Dzugashvili, later known as Stalin
like Armenia and the various Turkic and Persian republics that seceded from the USSR when it dissolved, it's always been culturally and linguistically very different from Russia and Slavic nations; Georgia even has its own highly localised language family (Kartvelian) and these languages have their own script, which was preserved even in the Soviet era

Well yes, like if you wanna mix in the idea of Nation states and full borders we could be here all day. My point is that Ukraine wasn't something that was independent then swallowed up by Russia. Its been in and out forever

 

[Koby_Fish]

What has Bob ever done so his bullies that they "shalt not get away with it"? If only those mean kids in high school could see him now and what he is doing with all his free time in his adult life. Bob showed them. Bob probably still remembers all the hallways that the bullies were in during each period to avoid them while they probably forgot him a long time ago.


What is weird about this "yer Mum" thing he keeps doing is that his Overthinker videos were largely about how he did not like the direction gamer culture was going with the vulgarity of Modern Warfare chat lobbies and such. Now Bob keeps doing this "I banged your mom" as a retort to anyone who insults him.

which is why I strongly suggest any who's been the recipient of Bob's childish 'yer mum' insults (1991 called, they want their lingo back) to retort that Bob is in fact making a rape joke, which is never funny.

Let's see him explain THAT to his IngSoc-Justice hangers-on. Where's a Spetznatz when you really need him, lol?

 

[The Fatriarchy]

No, Bob, this isn't like Roger Rabbit 2, you brainless douchecanooe. This is just some cynical and cheap made crap, seriously even Disney seems to realize this shit will tank that they decided not to even put it in movie theaters but on the streaming service instead.

I think he just meant in concept, not in value or quality. If he didn't, well, that still applies. He'll just be on the wrong side of it and not know why as usual.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

So NASA used SpaceX to get to the International Space Station.

I wonder how Blobby feels that the only two men who can get NASA to Space are Elon Musk and Vladimir Putin?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This really adds to my belief in a future Troon Arc for him. Or it could mean he wants to fuck Mario and just has not reached the point of accepting his true desires.

It's more likely that he sees himself as Mario who still has yet to find his Princess Peach.

 

[Lensherr]

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Cope and seethe fatty. The Batman is getting a sequel, and Sonic is getting a third movie, and there's nothing you can do about it. Meanwhile, no announcement for a sequel to your precious Eternals. Boy, you sure do know how to bet on the winning horse.

Also, "feels like a TV show"? "Tired Fucking Franchise"? Are we sure we're talking about Batman and not Spider-Man (who by the way, has had 12 film appearances since the start of the millennium as compared to the Caped Crusader's nine)?