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[mindlessobserver]

I need to feed my autism monster. I wish I had the skills to make this edit, but instead I will just write it down in the hopes someone out there does have it.

Skip to Minute 5:28

***ruins of the internet post 2020 election "fortification".***

5:50 a crudely shopped face of Elon Musk emerges from the ground

6:09 crudely shopped full body Pic of Elon Musk towers over the land

6:14 Twitter bird imposed over the blue spirit racing over the land

6:23 narration begins "thereafter shall the internet be broken and remade".

"And the truth recovered out of the depths of the chans..."

"...the fediverse"

"...and telegram"

"For Jack Dorsey will surrender it, and with its fire Elon shall rekindle the two trees and a great light shall come forth"

6:57: Twitter birds superimposed on the flying birds

"And the mountains of California shall be leveled so that the light shall go out over all the world, and in that light the Internet will grow young again, and the conservatives awake and all their banned arise"

7:25 Twitter birds imposed on the blue lights descending from heaven. Alex Jones, Trump and Lauren Southern crudely shopped over the elves"

"And with the true liberals, they will join anew, Music, of the Internet".

Thank you for entertaining my autism. Carry on.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Now this I can sign up for.

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The fastest way to grief the far left and far right equally is to support Israel.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

How will this impact my ability to say retard, nigger, faggot, and my own original slur, "wulper"?

Who cares, ya fucking wulper.

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

Looks like the glow in the darks are giving themselves billions of dollars to put their CIA bugs into twitter. Luckily, I have Kiwi Farms to help protect and combat the nigger bugs so my cerebral main frame doesn’t become infected.

 

[Oxyjen]

I need to feed my autism monster. I wish I had the skills to make this edit, but instead I will just write it down in the hopes someone out there does have it.

Skip to Minute 5:28

***ruins of the internet post 2020 election "fortification".***

5:50 a crudely shopped face of Elon Musk emerges from the ground

6:09 crudely shopped full body Pic of Elon Musk towers over the land

6:14 Twitter bird imposed over the blue spirit racing over the land

6:23 narration begins "thereafter shall internet be broken and remade".

"And the truth recovered out of the depths of the chans..."

"...the fediverse"

"...and telegram"

"For Jack Dorsey will surrender it, and with its fire Elon rekindles the two trees and a great light shall come forth"

6:57: Twitter birds superimposed on the flying birds

"And the mountains of California shall be leveled so that the light will go out over all the world, and in that light the Internet will grow young again, and the conservatives awake and all their banned arise"

7:25 Twitter birds imposed on the blue lights descending from heaven. Alex Jones, Trump and Lauren Southern crudely shopped over the elves"

"And with the true liberals, they will join anew, Music, of the Internet".

Thank you for entertaining my autism. Carry on.

Ok but I think you’ve got room for a longcat around the 6:36 mark.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

If Section 230 goes bye bye, could Kiwi Farms live on as an IRC channel?

 

[Matt Damon]

If Section 230 goes bye bye, could Kiwi Farms live on as an IRC channel?

If section 230 goes bye bye, there are much bigger, more global economy-shattering problems than Kiwi Farms going down.

 

[Josterman]

*Crazed Jack Nicholson nodding goes here*

This will be spectacular

Back fire on them in so many ways

It's interesting to see the narrative develop on why they're not leaving Twitter because they ain't ever gonna leave the hellsite.

that is the establishment for ya

There are not enough videos and GIFs of people laughing in the entire galaxy to express how fucking delusional that woman is.

they are long gone

 

[Duke Nukem]

Back fire on them in so many ways

that is the establishment for ya

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"They tried to overthrow the government WAAAAAHHHH"

Like what you pricks we're advocating for during the past four years before that? Not to mention rioters did try to breach the White House grounds in the summer of 2020. But no those were evil Nazi Trumptards dressed as Antifa and BLM we would never advocate violence!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Back fire on them in so many ways

that is the establishment for ya

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Being "stuck" is sourcing liquidity is a very common occurrence.

 

[Josterman]

"They tried to overthrow the government WAAAAAHHHH"

Like what you pricks we're advocating for during the past four years before that? Not to mention rioters did try to breach the White House grounds in the summer of 2020. But no those were evil Nazi Trumptards dressed as Antifa and BLM we would never advocate violence!

Their savior Obama helped in a genocide in yemen the NDAA indefienite detentions provsion and killing two us citizens they won’t talk about that

Being "stuck" is sourcing liquidity is a very common occurrence.

very much so

 

[draggs]

Musk doesn't really wanna go through with it / he's trying to sabotage the deal by disparaging the company and its employees (lolno he hasn't) in contravention of the agreement / he doesn't have the money to pull it off is the latest cope

Morgan Stanley wouldn't have given him ~$23 billion of credit if he couldn't demonstrate that his half of the funding was secured. Morgan Stanley doesn't stick its neck out that far for shits and giggles not even for Elon Musk's shits and giggles

 

[mindlessobserver]

Musk doesn't really wanna go through with it / he's trying to sabotage the deal by disparaging the company and its employees (lolno he hasn't) in contravention of the agreement / he doesn't have the money to pull it off is the latest cope

Morgan Stanley wouldn't have given him ~$23 billion of credit if he couldn't demonstrate that his half of the funding was secured. Morgan Stanley doesn't stick its neck out that far for shits and giggles not even for Elon Musk's shits and giggles

Morgan Stanley are also ruthless capitalists. They know if Musk turns Twitter around as a private company and they hold a huge stake in it, then they will make a fucking killing.

And if anyone can make Twitter profitable, it's the absolute maniac who became the richest man in the world running an automobile and orbital space transportation start up.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

If section 230 goes bye bye, there are much bigger, more global economy-shattering problems than Kiwi Farms going down.

But then I won't have an easily accessible place to show me the highlights of the crash!

 

[Keystone]

Whatever happened to the days of the internet where people would just laugh off shit like "proof that dinosaurs built the pyramids" instead of having a raging, hair tearing fit over it?

The year 2007 and the hordes of niggercattle normies from iPhones, respectively.

 

[That_Guy]

Morgan Stanley are also ruthless capitalists. They know if Musk turns Twitter around as a private company and they hold a huge stake in it, then they will make a fucking killing.

And if anyone can make Twitter profitable, it's the absolute maniac who became the richest man in the world running an automobile and orbital space transportation start up.

And the Russian launch industry laments "We should have just sold the weirdo some rockets back then."

 

[Matt Damon]

And if anyone can make Twitter profitable, it's the absolute maniac who became the richest man in the world running an automobile and orbital space transportation start up.

I don't know if the feds are going to offer him fat stacks of government subsidies the way they have Tesla and SpaceX.

 

[Jumbo Gay Threat]

I hope this means we can start swearing again on Twitter!

 

[draggs]

Re: Musk isn't allowed to disparage Twitter or its representatives until the deal is finalized. Since I'm now seeing dozens of stories from allegedly reputable outlets taking this line.

False. Musk's agreement with Twitter bars him from disparaging Twitter or its representatives in the context of the agreement to sell the company to him. If he says "Agrawal and Gadde are retarded streetshitter fascists who let me swindle the fuck out of them agreeing to my offer," that's a no-no. If he says "Agrawal and Gadde are retarded streetshitter fascists," that says nothing about the deal, it doesn't violate the terms of their agreement at all.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Re: Musk isn't allowed to disparage Twitter or its representatives until the deal is finalized. Since I'm now seeing dozens of stories from allegedly reputable outlets taking this line.

False. Musk's agreement with Twitter bars him from disparaging Twitter or its representatives in the context of the agreement to sell the company to him. If he says "Agrawal and Gadde are retarded streetshitter fascists who let me swindle the fuck out of them agreeing to my offer," that's a no-no. If he says "Agrawal and Gadde are retarded streetshitter fascists," that says nothing about the deal, it doesn't violate the terms of their agreement at all.

This. Those sorts of clauses are to protect the board from liability to their shareholders. Just like they could be sued for rejecting a good deal, they could also be sued for accepting a bad one. The clause is solely to prevent giving evidence to either scenario.