DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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- no job
- no family
- no sex

This is how Kat gets wet:
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Edit. Phil never watches drama kahntent. As a cat father he has no time to have any opinions on that.
(in reality that's what keeps him awake till 2 am)

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This moralfaggory hypocrisy is really dumb, you can't pretend the Wings video wasn't a "drama video" just because the creator tried being "neutral", drama is drama and his whole plan going into it was "let's laugh at Wings and his funny memes DOOD"
 
Not sure how many people have noticed but he's been sending stealth beg tweets on day streams under the guise of "alright guys just tweeting to let people know I'm back lol" and inserting a sentence at the end asking people to "swing by and support because it's been slow".

Imagine having literal zero self-respect.
 
Not sure how many people have noticed but he's been sending stealth beg tweets on day streams under the guise of "alright guys just tweeting to let people know I'm back lol" and inserting a sentence at the end asking people to "swing by and support because it's been slow".

Imagine having literal zero self-respect.
See I always loved him writing the tweet and reading out live, like an old man. He's punishing his audience for not tipping enough by making them endure it.
 
Not sure how many people have noticed but he's been sending stealth beg tweets on day streams under the guise of "alright guys just tweeting to let people know I'm back lol" and inserting a sentence at the end asking people to "swing by and support because it's been slow".

Imagine having literal zero self-respect.
Mate, I remember you could see it hurt him when he started begging. Back when he wobbled on stream wearing his black tshirt, looked at the camera and asked for money. However with time it's like whatever. Begging has gotten so common for him, it's part of a routine.
And I can't really blame him because it works. He has always gotten what he asked for, never has he had to give up something he wanted. Following his income has just showed he makes more and more. Which is even worse.

I will never understand what people gain from it, and I don't know any other lolcow in such a position. I would somewhat understand it if he was a hot bird with a nice rack, but he's an old fat and balding bloke with no personality.
 
Not sure how many people have noticed but he's been sending stealth beg tweets on day streams under the guise of "alright guys just tweeting to let people know I'm back lol" and inserting a sentence at the end asking people to "swing by and support because it's been slow".

Imagine having literal zero self-respect.
He really has no respect for his followers at all
 
One of the really low key scummy things Phil does is constantly referring to giving him money as 'supporting the channel.'' But 'the channel' is just Phil. It's a one man show, and all he does is rant at the camera about bullshit and play games poorly. It's not like you're giving money to PBS or something. You're supporting a delusional manchild with legendary levels of unwarranted self importance.

Edit:
For a guy with "Darksyde" in his name Phil doesn't seem like a big Star Wars guy. Maybe its a DC comics thing?
This is some ancient lore, but Phil has said that he specifically spelled it syde with a Y to differentiate himself from Star Wars.
 
Not sure how many people have noticed but he's been sending stealth beg tweets on day streams under the guise of "alright guys just tweeting to let people know I'm back lol" and inserting a sentence at the end asking people to "swing by and support because it's been slow".

Imagine having literal zero self-respect.
Its passive aggressive begging. 'yea if can come and give money do it.' Its not a courtesy its an order. 'hey fuckface. come empty your wallet already. We've been waiting.'
The most egregious one recently was the Skyrim Dragon Statue tweet.
'hey i found this new toy. Come give money now'
Its like every tweet is under a similar script. Better than commemting on current events I guess. No he runs and hides behind the podcast because he's scared of Musk and getting cancelled.
 
One of the really low key scummy things Phil does is constantly referring to giving him money as 'supporting the channel.'' But 'the channel' is just Phil. It's a one man show, and all he does is rant at the camera about bullshit and play games poorly. It's not like you're giving money to PBS or something. You're supporting a delusional manchild with legendary levels of unwarranted self importance.
That language is present with most streams but is completely transparent. I have a donation link but I always make sure to mention it's supporting me personally since I am an individual and not a business. Phil using that specific language is an obfuscation tactic to make it look like his channel is a larger operation. I personally take more offense to him using the term "crowdfunding" since that term is specifically used when talking about startups and independent projects. It's just a way for him to get around from saying he's begging, like him getting autistic over the idea that the word "donation" inherently implies that it's for a charitable organization and his belief that big streamers are all tax dodgers from using such terminology.
 
Someone please photoshop a sad-face Phil onto Bart.
I will never understand what people gain from it, and I don't know any other lolcow in such a position. I would somewhat understand it if he was a hot bird with a nice rack, but he's an old fat and balding bloke with no personality.
I think you actually found the answer here. More than a few of the fans see themselves in the manchild who REEEEEEs at games. If he's "successful," then they parasocially "win" and can even entertain delusions of doing the same.
 
Mate, I remember you could see it hurt him when he started begging. Back when he wobbled on stream wearing his black tshirt, looked at the camera and asked for money. However with time it's like whatever. Begging has gotten so common for him, it's part of a routine.
And I can't really blame him because it works. He has always gotten what he asked for, never has he had to give up something he wanted. Following his income has just showed he makes more and more. Which is even worse.

I will never understand what people gain from it, and I don't know any other lolcow in such a position. I would somewhat understand it if he was a hot bird with a nice rack, but he's an old fat and balding bloke with no personality.
Right! And because he always gets what he wants and considers himself "successful" i dont know why he feels the need to beg tweet. The whales are already watching and knows his schedule. Maybe he knows he can lose a whale at any moment? 🤷🏿 Whatever the case they haven't failed him yet so it's kind of pointless
 
Maybe he knows he can GAIN a whale at any moment?
Ftfy. Never forget some fucking sperg in mexico gave him $200 just to get more eyes on his own content.

One of the really low key scummy things Phil does is constantly referring to giving him money as 'supporting the channel.''

I personally take more offense to him using the term "crowdfunding" since that term is specifically used when talking about startups and independent projects
He wants his wheelchair armada to feel like they're apart of something. But what is it that they're apart of? Well if you ask him he'll say
"Bills, electric, internet, heat...."
W-what? But what about the buisiness? Why not invest money into this this Enterprise? BURNELL Enterprise?
"Uhhh I just told you I don't have monry to do that.I need to pay bills *snort*"
No but sirely you don't spend every last cent on bills and groceries. You would get more eyes if you made the stream more attracti-
"Lets get this idiot out of here. If you don't believe I'm paying bills then leave."
...
 
Btw, did Phil mention anything about a new emote unlocking with his new 400 members mark? It should have unlocked one more, right?

I say this because we can't see the actual member count, so...
Yes. He should have unlocked the 23rd emoji slot.
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I made a post a few months back. You'll find the full table (or here) and links to some Youtube FAQs.
 
Mate, I remember you could see it hurt him when he started begging. Back when he wobbled on stream wearing his black tshirt, looked at the camera and asked for money. However with time it's like whatever. Begging has gotten so common for him, it's part of a routine.
And I can't really blame him because it works. He has always gotten what he asked for, never has he had to give up something he wanted. Following his income has just showed he makes more and more. Which is even worse.

I will never understand what people gain from it, and I don't know any other lolcow in such a position. I would somewhat understand it if he was a hot bird with a nice rack, but he's an old fat and balding bloke with no personality.
He just got used to it like people get used to rather unpleasant jobs and activities. Working outdoors the first few weeks is meh, but then people adapt and are dealing with it. Same with him. He now fully embraced the beggar role. I mean what could happen? Nobody can shame him since he has no friends. He only has his very sad excuse of a "family" and most of all - the begging actually works.
Someone else pointed out that a new membership goal is retarded since the last one was only met with obvious sock account. So what? If some Derich creates all those accounts, that is his problem not DSPs. For DSP it is better to beg, fill some empty air with it and get what he wants. Better than doing any work. I have to agree.

I also do not get why people give money to him. Especially since he is such a consumerist whore with a gambling addiction. By the way, Alphabet just reported a 16,43 billion net income and DSP contributed his part to it. Alphabet, PayPal and most video game companies are public companies of which one can own stock.

So I just see it as a transfer of money from literal dents to these said companies.

One could be upset that he is grifting with obvious lies to his wheelchairs and the few whales. And yes that is a bad thing, but there are tons of more sinister people out there that deserve to get fucked with instead of a nearly nobody. Same applies to the whales of course. There are tons of people more upstanding people that actually need help when it comes to making ends meet or having an emergency instead of someone larping as poor on a 10 k monthly income.
 

He MUST know by now how pathetic these sound. Like I get that it's his whale call, specifically targeted at his most loyal dent heads - but more and more often he's basically advertising to the world how shit his content is and how shameless he is about begging.

Imagine reading that as someone who hasn't watched Phil before and doesn't understand his lexical choices to avoid explicitly saying 'Come on stream and pay me money' - you'd think the term 'slow support' meant he wanted to be cheered on through a difficult game or something else equally autistic.
 
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