Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Hüftpriester]

1. Warski didn't "bait" him. The Gunt went of his own volition at the impetus of his ego for a dunk on Warski and it failed spectacularly.
2. No Warski is terrible at running OBS. He sets up his scenes live on air and is constant resizing and reshaping windows and what not. He could just turn on Studio mode and do this without us seeing it and transition to it without us being distracted by whatever the fuck he is doing. Also his audio levels are top tier trash.
3. He stutters even when not drinking. It doesn't have anything to do with substance. It's when his little lizard brain gets stressed or excited that he Gah gah gahs or Kah kah kahs.
4. He doesn't really have any contacts anymore from IBS from what I can see. At least none that really want to deal with him on a regular basis. They only talk to him to get a quick dunk on their mutual target.
5. Warski isn't humble. He brags all the time and isn't open to criticism as he blocks and bans anyone even slightly busting his balls. The only time Warski "humbly accepts criticism" is when he see's that he might lose some money or viewers. Outside of that. He keeps trucking along as the retard he is.

Like I said before, I agree with a lot of the Warski criticism. I'm kind of just playing devil's advocate. I'll spoiler my rebuttals.

Spoiler

1. Yeah, Ralph went to spite him. But it may not have happened if Warski didn't constantly taunt him over twitter, especially after Dick backed out. And the Portugal beatdown, imo, is the funniest thing to happen to Ralph since the sex tape. So I give Warski some credit for that.

2. He's better than anyone who has worked with PPP recently. The Flam stream was a technical disaster.

3. Fair enough.

4. He's a bigger name to normies than PPP. All I'm saying is he has more reach cause of his Warski live days.

5. Fair enough.

tl;dr most of the Warski critiques are valid and I think the Casino could benefit from a third mic. But Godwinson's never coming back so pretty much anyone will seem like a disappointment if we compare it to those days.

 

[All becomes gunt]

To put this to rest they are both retards now. For their own reasons each. Warski's way of talking is extremely grating and its not the stutter even. You can tell that his voice carries that fake "trying to sound cool" tone that kids in middle school do and it immidiately sucks the fun out of everything he tries to say. He is trying really fucking hard to be funny and that's why he is failing.

As for Ashton i've said it before and i'll say it again, he lost his spark. Right now who is he to talk when he has betrayed his values and has become what he once laughed at. He might even poke fun at it but that's because at a deeper level it really hurts him, he is now dancing like a monkey for donos. He will keep getting increasingly more cynical, jaded and angry towards his innevitable implosion.

One last thing but people that are reposting the guntroad stuff or even archiving KC are about to get flagged, they are trying to ease people into how to "properly" DMCA a video, this will lead to a "time to take down kiwifarms" arc to deal with them ayylawwgs and protect muh copyright.

 

[Deprussian Doge]

One last thing but people that are reposting the guntroad stuff or even archiving KC are about to get flagged, they are trying to ease people into how to "properly" DMCA a video, this will lead to a "time to take down kiwifarms" arc to deal with them ayylawwgs and protect muh copyright.

I highly doubt that. Ashton is a chronic lurker on here and knows that going in on the farms would fuck his whole gig up, and I’m pretty sure at least %50 of the KC audience are from this site.

Andy afaik doesn’t ever look at the stuff involving him on the farms (or at least claims not to, if someone has evidence to the contrary Id be glad to see it), which is both a blessing and a curse to him.

It would be exactly as retarded as fuentes lolcow uprising. There is no win condition for a fight with the farms short of pulling Josh out of his Serbian basement and forcing him at gunpoint to take it all down. Everything else is just floundering and shaking your fist at the air while everyone laughs at you.

 

[A Sunset]

This misconception is like the "What's PPPs problem with the Gunt?" one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXW9PkqOE94

I mean, why not theorize that the "grudge" stems from null having someone start a thread on PPP out of spite because PPP showed up null, right?

OK, but you didn't address my points, just said I had a "misconception". So tell me what it is. And Null didn't start this thread so I don't know what you're on about. Seems kinda retarded bro. I think PPP might be mad because Null said he takes it up the ass. Ashton doesn't go after Josh like Ralph, just sneaks in gay little snipes.

Yes, I said this a couple of days ago and everyone got really mad.

That's gay that everyone got mad. PPP is obviously a homo let's face it. Who cares.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

OK, but you didn't address my points, just said I had a "misconception". So tell me what it is

Yes I did, if you'd watched the video, you would have understood.

And Null didn't start this thread so I don't know what you're on about

null having someone start a thread

Learn how to read.

Obviously you're retarded, right? And a years ration of tist stickers ain't ever going to change that.

 

[A Sunset]

Yes I did, if you'd watched the video, you would have understood.


Learn how to read.

Obviously you're retarded, right? And a years ration of tist stickers ain't ever going to change that.

I'm not taking time out of my day to watch an autistic video about PPP and Ralph. If you can't explain your point here I don't care enough. And yes I understand your point, and it's retarded to imagine Null has capos starting threads for him.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

I'm not taking time out of my day to watch an autistic video about PPP and Ralph.

You're not taking the time to read people's posts properly... so there's not much point in taking the time to explain. The video will explain what I mean. But I think you know that.

and it's retarded to imagine Null has capos starting threads for him.

No it's not. That's not an argument. null got out his dusty pan and brush for the diddler. Dude, you ain't out of date on this shit, you fagging for someone. C'mon, show us your papers.

 

[Easterling]

Andy is a poor mans godwinson, BUT andy has high energy that pairs well with ashton, swap that with say culture war criminal who comes across as quite serious I think its a no brainer. I would love to see a return of Godwinson but we all know thats very unlikely. Anyway who else is Ashton gonna get to set fire to thier nipples when signal boot throws away his life savings to them.

 

[FujiWuji]

All this talk of IRL fight events despite it being the source of so much ruination. History repeats itself.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Is there no show tonight?

 

[ComeOnDuder]

You guys are missing the real point. They are making bank.

I expect better production value. Better cameras. Better mics. Better backdrops.

Get off the couch.

 

[Deprussian Doge]

You guys are missing the real point. They are making bank.

I expect better production value. Better cameras. Better mics. Better backdrops.

Get off the couch.

If those are your expectations you're going to be severely disappointed. It'll be a miracle if Ashton gets a fully functioning microphone.

 

[Beavis]

Raloh tweeted that Warski wouldn‘t box him so PPP is putting up $5,000 and asking Ralph and Fuentes to put up $5,000 for an 8 round winner take all fight.

 

[A Sunset]

All this talk of IRL fight events despite it being the source of so much ruination. History repeats itself.

Retardation.....retardation never changes.

 

[Hüftpriester]

"Hey Guys, we're not going to have a show tonight cause we're working out the logistics of a fight that will never take place". This is why you never paypig, trannies and guntlemen.

 

[A valid name]

So no show tonight or what?

Edit: gay.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

You guys are missing the real point. They are making bank.

I expect better production value. Better cameras. Better mics. Better backdrops.

Get off the couch.

The fat lesbian spends all his money on ordering Uber eats 5 times a day,

Andy spends it all at the LCBO.

Also on the topic of a possible cohost to replace Warski. If PPP and Rand made up, they would actually be a good combo.

Plus Rand knows how to use OBS and he is funny both when he is hammered and when he is sober.

 

[Fivehead]

I think it would be cool if a programmerbro made a clone of ip2.network but for this sekturr.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Also on the topic of a possible cohost to replace Warski. If PPP and Rand made up, they would actually be a good combo.

PPP and Rand would be great if someone could tard wrangle Rand and convince him PPP doesn't work for Hope not Hate. After the Gunt v. Metokur debate, there was a brief moment when they were on the aftershow together and you could tell they had natural chemistry.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I think it would be cool if a programmerbro made a clone of ip2.network but for this sekturr.
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This unironically needs to happen