Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

Unfortunately, the Hoof & Ankle Thread is locked and doomed to the depths of Spergatory, but he's an update on the absolute fucking state of her layyyyygs. Yes, I stole it from Reddit, IDGAF.

That beige roll on her left foot daintily peeping out of her pants isn't a sock. It's flesh.

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Jesus, this skeeves me out as much as some models I saw when I was a kid that showed what Chinese foot binding did to a woman’s foot. So … scarred for life. Again.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

"I am from the west coast"
"I am from California and miss it dearly"

I live in California and please dear God, don't. But best believe if I ever come across her in my daily life, I'm posting pictures and I don't care what you faggots say.

Also I love you guys, this is the only place I can be intentionally mean on the regular.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Amber is so Kentucky white trash aesthetic that it's easy to forget that she's lived all over the US. Probably doesn't help that I've been following her since late Destiny era, when they were already in Kentucky. Like it or not, Amber fits the stereotypes of the typical hambeast Kentucky low life better than she does a white trash Californian. I do not see her leaving Kentucky. She is stuck there unless TLC in the very unlikely event gave enough of a fuck about her for her to take an ambulance to Houston. And you know what? Love that for her.

 

[Owlflaps]

The only way is this cunt is leaving Kentucky is when her fat ass dies and her cremains get shipped back out to California lmao

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

She must be very aware deep down that she has put herself in this position of having a depressing, undesirable, miserable life that she is trapped in.

She can't ever stop being on YouTube without becoming instantly destitute and she has zero ability to gain employment elsewhere. There is absolutely no chance she will ever leave Kentucky.

It'd be sad if it was happening to anyone but Amberlynn.

 

[Thumb Butler]

The only way is this cunt is leaving Kentucky is when her fat ass dies and her cremains get shipped back out to California lmao

She should have married Becky. So much easier to dump her at the Williams' private cemetery and be done with it.

 

[Pippeyy]

Amber is so Kentucky white trash aesthetic that it's easy to forget that she's lived all over the US. Probably doesn't help that I've been following her since late Destiny era, when they were already in Kentucky. Like it or not, Amber fits the stereotypes of the typical hambeast Kentucky low life better than she does a white trash Californian. I do not see her leaving Kentucky. She is stuck there unless TLC in the very unlikely event gave enough of a fuck about her for her to take an ambulance to Houston. And you know what? Love that for her.

If memory serves her father lives in some white trash piece of shit town in California. No where near a desirable location our gorl would want but close enough. I think one of the long time followers posted the whole family history and he is there. So she could go to be "close to him" and then feel it out nearby.
But that would require a long car ride or flight. Or any effort on her part. So nevermind.
I know she claims her dad is shooooo sick with diabetes and lost a foot but I doubt that. He'd be dead by now and we'd have a sad storytime to listen to while she shoves 3000 calories down her gullet.

 

[mekalekahi]

If memory serves her father lives in some white trash piece of shit town in California. No where near a desirable location our gorl would want but close enough. I think one of the long time followers posted the whole family history and he is there. So she could go to be "close to him" and then feel it out nearby.
But that would require a long car ride or flight. Or any effort on her part. So nevermind.
I know she claims her dad is shooooo sick with diabetes and lost a foot but I doubt that. He'd be dead by now and we'd have a sad storytime to listen to while she shoves 3000 calories down her gullet.

Her dad lives in Guerneville which is a tiny rinky dink town surrounded my redwoods next to the river. It’s 45 minutes from Petaluma “where her heart sings”. I’ve never been to Lexington, but it’s seems bigger than Petaluma which is a smallish suburban farming town with chain stores. I feel like if she’s trying to live here and replicate “city life” like Lexington she’s going to have to move closer to the Bay Area by San Fran and pay out the fucking ass for rent and not go anywhere.

 

[Lemon language]

Surely there are fat lady sneakers she could be wearing? Anything has to be better than those damn ballet flats that offer her no support.

I guess she can't have her "I'm only using the scooter because I wore the wrong shoes" moment type deal if she were to do anything about her footwear.

I doubt she can get a shoe on herself and that’s probably the reason for the slip on flats

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Her dad lives in Guerneville which is a tiny rinky dink town surrounded my redwoods next to the river. It’s 45 minutes from Petaluma “where her heart sings”. I’ve never been to Lexington, but it’s seems bigger than Petaluma which is a smallish suburban farming town with chain stores. I feel like if she’s trying to live here and replicate “city life” like Lexington she’s going to have to move closer to the Bay Area by San Fran and pay out the fucking ass for rent and not go anywhere.

I checked rental costs in Petaluma, and I do not think that she can afford anything but living in a trailer park. However, I do not think that Amber is interested in Petaluma, she would want to move to Los Angeles, probably close to Burbank where the creative people live. Clearly, she is delusional about what she could do there.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I checked rental costs in Petaluma, and I do not think that she can afford anything but living in a trailer park. However, I do not think that Amber is interested in Petaluma, she would want to move to Los Angeles, probably close to Burbank where the creative people live. Clearly, she is delusional about what she could do there.

Okay so let me address this. If she thinks she can afford to live in LA she's delusional. We all know she's delusional but LA and The Bay Area (I live an hour out from SF) are equally, or not similarly, expensive and her views aren't nearly enough at this point for her to maintain her lifestyle. California is a garbage state unless you wanna live in the middle of nowhere and I'm sure I can speak for everyone that we don't want her.

Edit: Also if memory serves me right, she grew up in Petaluma. Which is by Sonoma. Which is by NAPA. which really throws me across the wall because I know how expensive that area is. Do it. I wanna see the desperation.

 

[Insulin reid]

Amber is so Kentucky white trash aesthetic that it's easy to forget that she's lived all over the US. Probably doesn't help that I've been following her since late Destiny era, when they were already in Kentucky. Like it or not, Amber fits the stereotypes of the typical hambeast Kentucky low life better than she does a white trash Californian.

She still believes she will go back there and fit in and do all the things shes wanted to, its so sad. People in california would shun her or eat her alive. She cant get there anyway because the car is wipeys and she cant take a plane so shes just stuck.
Its weird that most of her day is spent actively trying to not see reality and daydreaming of a life that will never be.

I do not see her leaving Kentucky. She is stuck there unless TLC in the very unlikely event gave enough of a fuck about her for her to take an ambulance to Houston. And you know what? Love that for her.

The only way she will leave that apartment is if she cant afford to live there and they kick her out or wipey just packs shit up and tells her "were (or just me if your gonna be a dumb bitch about it) going where i wanna go so come on" then puts down a trail of beef jerky and gaudy jewlery that leads into the car and threatens her with a cattle prod when she gets scared that change is happening.

Okay so let me address this. If she thinks she can afford to live in LA she's delusional. We all know she's delusional but LA and The Bay Area

She may have thought that when she was making boo-koos of money back at the fag shanty but she knows shes lucky to get a two bedroom in fucking ukiah somewhere at this point. Her bullshit still applies though:
Has to be a cool city that people know
Has to be a dainty upscale place
Has to be around cheap fast food

(I live an hour out from SF)

You bastard. That area is gorgeous.

are equally, or not similarly, expensive and her views aren't nearly enough at this point for her to maintain her lifestyle. California is a garbage state unless you wanna live in the middle of nowhere and I'm sure I can speak for everyone that we don't want her.

Edit: Also if memory serves me right, she grew up in Petaluma. Which is by Sonoma. Which is by NAPA. which really throws me across the wall because I know how expensive that area is. Do it. I wanna see the desperation.

I wanted to see the desperation in california but weve already got it here. She doesnt even have to move, she cant afford her lifestyle here in Kentucky. The flailing around is just also boring.

 

[6antanic]

People in california would shun her or eat her alive.

the people in california would literally make her 1000% suicidal. the fat cow can't handle criticism of any degree, and people who live in california tend to be cut-throat. her self-esteem is already in the shitter, she wouldn't survive past a year in that state.

 

[inquizadoor]

i hope she does move out there. maybe she'll finally lose weight when all her money is going towards renting a shoebox she can barely stumble around in instead of ordering uber eats 19 times a day

 

[FickleFuck]

Her dad living in Guerneville lines right up with how white trash that family is. The only people who live out there and aren't gay are meth heads and poor asses. There are places in California she could afford, but they're all gonna be the white trash, super infested with meth heads, out in the fucking boonies areas. Which, if she's so obsessed with just being in California, shouldn't even matter, since she barely leaves her home anyway. Does she think just moving to California will magically make her not an immobile fat chunk of shit? She can't do hikes, camping, beach trips or any of the fun worthwhile shit. I remember a big reason for her wanting to move to Lexington was being closer to food and stores she liked better than the poor people Wommart and Hardee's. So what store or restaurant is out here on the west coast that she's so desperate to get to? If she ever even got to California she would leave the house even less because she would have to use her legs more to get around. Yeah, scootypuffs are everywhere, but parking, especially in a major city, is always a nightmare and Wipey isn't always gonna be able to just drop her at the front of a store with how traffic can be. California is never going to happen and even if it did, she would be exactly as she is now and just as miserable, if not more so because she doesn't fit in, in more ways than one.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

the people in california would literally make her 1000% suicidal. the fat cow can't handle criticism of any degree, and people who live in california tend to be cut-throat. her self-esteem is already in the shitter, she wouldn't survive past a year in that state.

Oh God and in LA??? Not every body in LA are trash but I've never met a more superficial population in my life. And queer? She's gonna dissolve into a pile in minutes

You bastard. That area is gorgeous.

Bastard here is a compliment so Thank You. If you're ever in the area, let's wine train and get fucked up

the people in california would literally make her 1000% suicidal. the fat cow can't handle criticism of any degree, and people who live in california tend to be cut-throat. her self-esteem is already in the shitter, she wouldn't survive past a year in that state.

I could only imagine what WeHo gays would say about her. Besides here, I'm NICE and I'm sure that looking at her the wrong way and saying "mmm. You're wearing that?"would dissolve her to tears.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Hidden Valley,
Dark alley; strangers in the park
We don’t see everytheen about her
We don’t know the whole story
We’re just a page in the menu of her life
Stark raving, salty cravings
Generosity, abundance;
She has it all: a shadow of a fiancé
And a fluorescent financial strife
(You gaiz, she’s liveen her BEST life)
Collecting burdens, donating curtains,
Something pretty to throw away
Ranch And Potatoes Elope;
Ranch And Potatoes Elope;
Ranch And Potatoes e-LOPE,
she wore the wrong shoes

lmao

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

If she's moving to California, I can't wait to see Amber going to Whole Foods or Erewhon

 

[FatalTater]

This discussion is making me want to rewatch Slums Of Beverly Hills.

Amber was with Krystle in Virginia what, 10 years ago?
Then with Casey? Destiny? in Florida, then Kentucky?
Amber is 31. She hasn't lived as an adult in California at all.

Plus? If she tells a hillbilly who has never left their holler that she's from California, they will be impressed.

If she tells a Californian that she's lived in Kentucky for five years? LOL nope. They will go bathe in Lysol to get the stank off after she leaves. Maybe while she's still there.

Follow your dream, Amber. Move to California and film every moment that you are there. It'll be fun.
(for us)

 

[Agoodpotroast]

This discussion is making me want to rewatch Slums Of Beverly Hills.

Amber was with Krystle in Virginia what, 10 years ago?
Then with Casey? Destiny? in Florida, then Kentucky?
Amber is 31. She hasn't lived as an adult in California at all.

Plus? If she tells a hillbilly who has never left their holler that she's from California, they will be impressed.

If she tells a Californian that she's lived in Kentucky for five years? LOL nope. They will go bathe in Lysol to get the stank off after she leaves. Maybe while she's still there.

Follow your dream, Amber. Move to California and film every moment that you are there. It'll be fun.
(for us)

Oh Man. As a Californian. please PLEASE let me know because I will tear this woman apart. If she wasn't easy to pick apart when she's lying , biiiiiiitch.