Ralph's Health & Mental Health - Ethan Ralph is allegedly in a coma according to some career a-log.

Is Ethan Ralph dead?

  • Yes! He's with Warski Jr. now.

    Votes: 46 13.9%
  • No, he's on life support.

    Votes: 50 15.1%
  • No, fake and gay.

    Votes: 236 71.1%

  • Total voters
    332
  • Poll closed .
Jim is healthier than you man
I really think that is why it always comes back to cancer man for Ralph. He knows that with mystery cancer and no immune system Jim will probably live longer.

Ralph has started living like someone who knows they have six months left to live and intends to go out wasted.
 
I RPed as Ralph and got this

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It's not looking good.
 
Is it possible that Ralph has Syphilis or some other STD that could affect his brain?
We know that he's been fucking whores and that started after the Killstream got really big around 2018 and it would explain why he just can't help but make the worst choices in every avenue of his life.
It would also explain why he's always been really skittish at the idea of getting a physical and sharing the results
 
Is it possible that Ralph has Syphilis or some other STD that could affect his brain?
We know that he's been fucking whores and that started after the Killstream got really big around 2018 and it would explain why he just can't help but make the worst choices in every avenue of his life.
It would also explain why he's always been really skittish at the idea of getting a physical and sharing the results
"Some potential long-term effects of alcohol abuse include:

cardiovascular health issues that increase the risk of stroke
brain shrinkage
poor circulation to the brain
dementia
nutritional deficiencies that may damage the brain or cause an alcohol-related type of dementia called Korsakoff syndrome
mental health issues, including hallucinations and psychosis
changes in mood or personality"
All that was pretty much already discussed, my bad. I'm also on team alcohol caused Cushing's for my speculation.
 
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Somebody wrote about schizophrenia and alledgedly his father suffering from it, if true can it be also an alternative to explain the recent behavior?
But for the moment I'am still in the team "chronic alcoholism causing change of petsonnality".
One thing is sure, the last 48 hours convinced me that he is seriously mentally ill. His constant search for conflict and rage, the abuse of profanity and sexual references in over the top rants, all of this for no real reasons is a sign of psychosis/insanity in my opinion.
 
If it was just the anger and the alcohol he would max out at 49, but he has the weight crushing his organs and his heart attacks, so maybe 39.
As a side bet, I'll wager 20% of all my internet points on Tampa doing him in, they shoot up heroin behind the clubs there and on the beach at night.
 
View attachment 3225445say hi btw. Hes the type of guy that will never stop responding and never stop fanning the flames. If he doesn't learn to relax and stop caring I give him till the end of the year.
Twitter AND the Farms. Ralph is trying to give himself an aneurysm at this point.
 
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Do we have a solid estimate on Ralph's drinking?
Considering he's already had one heart attack, he has a much higher chance of having another one. Especially given the fact he's getting fatter, I say about 5 years, since second heart attacks usually follow within 5 years of your first one and since Ralph isn't taking care of himself, it'll probably kill him this time.
 
Do we have a solid estimate on Ralph's drinking?
I forget where, but it's been claimed that he was drinking a bottle of whiskey a day as recently as a couple of months ago. Whether that's a fifth (750 ml bottle) or a handle (1.75 liter bottle) each day is up for debate.
 
4 years more tops, maybe longer if something drastically changes within a year but as that’s unlikely, and given the bizarre, inhuman ways his body has been mangled by neglect- I don’t see him making it much longer. Although they say that every prediction of a lolcow’s death extends it’s life by one year so.. who knows?
 
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Since there's no cure for faggot, ralph's early demise is inevitable even for alcoholic's standards
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This is apparently him yesterday after eating a pizza. Anyone seen this footage before? 252lbs
252 isn't surprising, he's very short and he has literally no muscle. His legs are extremely tiny in relation to his front butt and his arms have withered away to nothing. I'm 6'1'' 185ish lbs, I couldn't imagine being 252 unless I was sucking down HGH and roids because even for me (someone who's not a midget) would be obese at 252lbs, ralph at 5'3'' is well into the morbidly obese category.

My point is, if he wasn't completely atrophied he'd weigh more, but because he's a bitch who sits on his ass all day doing nothing, has never worked a day in his life, and has never tried to be physically fit he has an odd shaped body.

Still bragging about being morbidly obese is pretty funny.
 
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