Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Expendable Zaku]

It will be a Knoxville 2.0, because no fight is going to happen.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Ralph is going to sit behind his keyboard and seethe, talk a bunch of trash, and look like a retard. He isn't fighting Warski, if any thing he will do everything in his power to grift off the situation for more superchats with asspats. Then shit himself and do nothing. On the odd chance this does happen, I would suggest Ralph take some lessons at the womens YMCA for some advice on how to not get his purse taken this time.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

I don't think that Ralph's wigger pride will allow him to back out from a fight with one of his blood enemies, especially when he has talked about fighting or even killing them, if he was able to do so legally. It's not like he can go back and act like he's so above it all now. He has already fought a cop, some Hispanic woman in Knoxville and Digibro's roommates for free, so he would probably be happy to get paid for it this time. Even when he clearly got beaten in Portugal, he still needed to claim a win by pretending that he took on four guys and was so tough that they had to break his face to get him to stop.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Metokur will have a field day goading Ralph into fighting Warski. All interested alogs on the farms should also do their part to make sure this goes as far as possible before it fizzles out due to Ralph being a worthless piece of shit and a coward. In the meantime, consider that Ralph has just made another colossally stupid decision he's sure to regret later and that means it's going to be funny as hell to watch it all unfold.

 

[FujiWuji]

This whole thing is going to be them fighting online in a fighting game, isn't it? Or maybe they'll meet up at an arcade? I can just smell the kayfabe faggotry in the air.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

inb4 Ralph pulls a Donga

Inb4 Ralph pulls a “You are here podcast“ and quietly cancels but still shows up to the event and acts like he won.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I don't think that Ralph's wigger pride will allow him to back out from a fight with one of his blood enemies, especially when he has talked about fighting or even killing them, if he was able to do so legally. It's not like he can go back and act like he's so above it all now. He has already fought a cop, some Hispanic woman in Knoxville and Digibro's roommates for free, so he would probably be happy to get paid for it this time. Even when he clearly got beaten in Portugal, he still needed to claim a win by pretending that he took on four guys and was so tough that they had to break his face to get him to stop.

I think that once the contract is signed Ralph will not be able to back out - until then, he has the excuse of not getting paid enough. He can front and wigger it up, when really it is clear as day that it's just a cope to excuse his obvious fear of getting his Gunt boxed off.

Once it is signed, he's going to be in a tight spot. Unlike Donga, we have a face cam, we have someone who posts his whole fucking life on Twitter. We will know if he's training - LOL - and the quality of said training.

If Andy starts cutting promos on a heavy bag, doing pad work with PPP, showing his clear athletic advantage Ralph is going to scare. A Logs are going to have a field day.

 

[Stoneheart]

Boggie and Ralph are so morbidly obese that putting them in any kind of sanctioned competitive sport is just inviting liability lawsuits down the line. Realest case scenario is Ralph doing a donga and backing out with a retarded excuse instead of admiting no sane sport commission in the US would allow his fat ass to die on their watch..

there are other places outside the US were you can have boxing matches.

 

[Molag Bal]

Holy fuck Knoxville 2 is happening?
As for my speculation, if Andy wasn't afraid to fight Donga, he probably isn't afraid to fight Ralph either.

All interested alogs on the farms should also do their part to make sure this goes as far as possible before it fizzles out due to Ralph being a worthless piece of shit and a coward.

To quote what people reply in other cases of this:

No trolling plans. We are not the autistic illuminati.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

We are reaching levels of autism previously thought impossible outside of model train stores.

It's a nice idea, but no way it is happening. Two reasons why:

1. Ralph is a pussy
2. You would be hard-pressed to find even a bum-fighting ring that would be willing to take on the risk of having a morbidly-obese manlet with substance abuse issues and heart problems fight, and most likely die, in the ring.

 

[Daily Affirmation]

I really want this to happen because it will be Autistic Altamont, but Ralph will never show up. Roxy and Alexander, who he both loves very much and would tell you if he didn't, that's the God's honest truth, can't be denied a loving, living father and his orbital socket is held together by Portuguese engineering, don't you know.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

We are reaching levels of autism previously thought impossible outside of model train stores.

It's a nice idea, but no way it is happening. Two reasons why:

1. Ralph is a pussy
2. You would be hard-pressed to find even a bum-fighting ring that would be willing to take on the risk of having a morbidly-obese manlet with substance abuse issues and heart problems fight, and most likely die, in the ring.

Street Beefs might do it.

With that said, although not as funny - Ralph failing a basic medical because of his health is also pretty funny.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Let's be real here, even if Ralph miraculously did not bitch out of the fight, no doctor will allow him to participate in a boxing match. The fatso will have a heart attack the moment Warski would land a punch on his snout.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

My prediction is it will fall through cuz Ralph demands like $80,000 + hotel, flights and a few pallets of Makers Mark.

“*snort* I tried to be reasonable but they wouldn’t pay me what I’m worth, I’m the RALPHAMALE BABY YOU WILL PAY ME I ENT NO BITCH”

 

[ChromaQuack]

Should have picked Metokur to have IRL rassling with, Ethan, maybe if you fought him right the moment he is release from chemo you would have a non-zero chance of winning.

 

[Watamelon]

Ralph is far too much of a coward to agree.

He's a four titted butter golem who just hollers on a mic and backs down from any fight.

You won't prove me wrong, Ragepig.

 

[Tobias]

Ralph trying to speedrun the entirety of IBS' Greatest Hits.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I'm divided, while many would say it will be Knoxville 2.0, ever since the Punt in Portugal Ralph's behavior got more and more reckless so I could see it.
If it happens we will get plenty of corn, if not we will get some as consolation.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Why would Ralph think Warski would back out of it? He didn't back out of the Tonka fight, Tonka did.

 

[Commander Sn33d]

And here i was thinking ralph alredy had been beaten up enough by portuguese people to last him a life time.

Guess warski is going to have a good old "matança do porco" the portuguese way.