Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Russ hates women and thinks they need to be controlled. He would never voluntarily participate in BDSM unless he was the top. Also, he's too goddamn vanilla for kink anyway. Even if he had a functioning face and a less than completely repulsive personality, he's boring. His tastes are all things he perceives to be popular, he has no hobbies (songwriting isn't a hobby for him, it's a means to unlimited sex with attractive famous women), He would be the Honda Accord of boyfriends.

While I really do not want to veer this into a discussion of Russ' non-existent sex life, Russ is a narcissist, or as I like to say, Russell is Russexual. He only cares about getting himself off, and since he is retarded and also doesn't consider the emotional aspect of it, he wouldn't have any kinks at all.


Russ is the kind of guy who would last maybe 10 seconds in bed and wouldn't see anything wrong with that at all. He got off, he got his high, that's literally all that matters to him.
 
And the thing that makes it all hilarious and keeps us coming back to the thread is that he is completely unaware of how he comes across. He thought he was popular in high school until someone told him everyone hated him and they were just being nice to him because they were forced to. He doesn't understand that most people go through life without suing a single person. He's 31, and filed what? Six, seven lawsuits against people for essentially telling him no? He doesn't understand that no one with a normal IQ would write a song as a "gift" for a singer because everyone knows creative types can't accept unsolicited works for legal reasons. He thinks unsolicited policies are there solely to keep people from breaking into the "biz." He's too stupid to grasp that writing a thirsty song for a fitness model is fucking bizarre and would be very off putting if she ever heard it. My absolutely favorite Stupid Russ Trick is that he sued to get on a talent show, not realizing that the very act of suing forever torpedoed his chances of ever being on said show because of the precedent it would set.

Russ hates women and thinks they need to be controlled. He would never voluntarily participate in BDSM unless he was the top. Also, he's too goddamn vanilla for kink anyway. Even if he had a functioning face and a less than completely repulsive personality, he's boring. His tastes are all things he perceives to be popular, he has no hobbies (songwriting isn't a hobby for him, it's a means to unlimited sex with attractive famous women), He would be the Honda Accord of boyfriends.
Actually russ' gay prostitute account or whatever it was showed he has some weird kinks. If i remember correctly the revelations from the male escort was generally accepted as legitimate. I hate so much that i know this.
 
Hey now. Pipsqueak Fiat cars at least have somewhat of a personality.
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Even if he had gone to law school (and somehow got admitted), I will lay money on the strong possibility he'd fail the bar exam, sue for "discrimination", and claim he deserves a law license because "he put in effort."
It's conceivable that with more effort than he's put into his life, he could pass marginally based on the written portion. You might be surprised, but you're not necessarily grade on whether you get it "right," but just the ability to generate verbiage describing what applicable legal issues there are.

For instance, you might have a fact pattern and if you notice it has defamation per se in it, the plaintiff might be a public figure and have to prove to an actual malice standard, one of the claims is missing an allegation that the material was ever even "published," what "published means, etc. etc. until you run out of ideas or time.

They don't even check your written answers if you score high enough on the multiple choice, so I'd imagine Russ would not make the cut on that and they'd actually look at it. Even with only some bar exam written question sections looked at, though, the graders are handling an enormous volume of what is generally pretty bad writing, because it's more or less generated voluminously to hit as many issues as possible, but maybe only some in depth.

I could see Russ actually able to generate enough text that correctly at least identifies enough issues to pass. He wouldn't have the specific delusional approaches he does to cases involving himself, where he is always right and will be vindicated, even if his arguments are obviously absolutely retarded.

Even if he had gone to law school (and somehow got admitted), I will lay money on the strong possibility he'd fail the bar exam, sue for "discrimination", and claim he deserves a law license because "he put in effort."
It's conceivable that with more effort than he's put into his life, he could pass marginally based on the written portion. You might be surprised, but you're not necessarily grade on whether you get it "right," but just the ability to generate verbiage describing what applicable legal issues there are.

For instance, you might have a fact pattern and if you notice it has defamation per se in it, the plaintiff might be a public figure and have to prove to an actual malice standard, one of the claims is missing an allegation that the material was ever even "published," what "published means, etc. etc. until you run out of ideas or time.

They don't even check your written answers if you score high enough on the multiple choice, so I'd imagine Russ would not make the cut on that and they'd actually look at it. Even with only some bar exam written question sections looked at, though, the graders are handling an enormous volume of what is generally pretty bad writing, because it's more or less generated voluminously to hit as many issues as possible, but maybe only some in depth.

I could see Russ actually able to generate enough text that correctly at least identifies enough issues to pass. He wouldn't have the specific delusional approaches he does to cases involving himself, where he is always right and will be vindicated, even if his arguments are obviously absolutely retarded.
I know they do, but Russ isn't disabled in a way that would require more time to take the bar (and no matter how much time he had he'd never pass it - especially not in Nevada).
His hands are fucked up. If he were in a situation where he had to use handwriting, he might.
 
The Fiat 500 is a pipsqueak of a car
Fiat 500s are the cars of basic white girls, so he’d probably sue one for not sucking him his penis.

Rusty would be the kind of car that’s so messed up you can’t figure out what model it is, front bumper hanging off and oozing all over the Walmart car park.
 
I could see Russ actually able to generate enough text that correctly at least identifies enough issues to pass. He wouldn't have the specific delusional approaches he does to cases involving himself, where he is always right and will be vindicated, even if his arguments are obviously absolutely retarded.

Unlikely. He usually can't even state a claim in his own lawsuits, regularly misinterprets cases he's citing, barely graduated at bumfuck college, time and time again he's proven how much he sucks at literally everything, so why would bar exam would be any different.
 
1. Lawsuits for Russ don't cost him anything (bar rare times he has not been granted IFP) so I don't see why Russ wouldn't file another one if he wanted to
2. Nothing prevents Russ from filing another lawsuit.

Russ has a stable job. There is money to take from that if the court finds that Null deserves attorney's fees.

He can file it even now, if he so wishes.

Being in mediation constantly is not any more to his benefit.
I think you've misunderstood what I was getting at.

Russ (and other serial litigants such as Melinda Scott) don't seem to file new lawsuits as long as an existing suit hasn't been settled or reached the end of the appeals process. As soon as that does occur, they file a new lawsuit. It's better for Josh if a lawsuit that's being appealed by someone like Greer remains in legal limbo forever because it means that they won't file a new one. Perhaps they could, but they don't. That's the important part.

When Josh does ultimately win, there's no guarantee that the court will award him attorney's fees in whole or even in part. Even if he is awarded fees in full, he's only back at zero. Any newly filed lawsuit by Russ causes Josh to incur expenses again. If they are ultimately recuperated at a later time, that's still money of his which he is not able to enjoy the use of for other purposes in the meanwhile. Granting extensions doesn't require much time spend either, whereas dealing with a new lawsuit does.
 
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