Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

Who will win?

  • Andy Warski

    Votes: 28 21.7%
  • Salt Papi

    Votes: 101 78.3%

  • Total voters
    129
  • Poll closed .
Fight or no fight, there’s no possible outcome to this where Ralph doesn’t look like a massive bitch.

If he backs out at any point now, people will call him a coward and laugh. If he goes through with it, Warski will absolutely felt him and people will laugh. The only choice he has now is how he wants to be humiliated. All because Ralph couldn’t stop himself from his typical wigger posturing.

If his ego wasn’t so massive and his brain wasn’t so pickled from alcohol abuse, he could take this as a wake up call for where his behaviour is getting him, but alas, that ship has long since sailed.

His mouth is constantly writing cheques his Gunt can’t sign.
I think no fight is more humiliating because Ralph's peak was from making fun of Donga for bitching out in the same way, against the same guy.
 
I dont understand why Ralph thinks he can win a fight with anybody
Because Ralph’s sociopathic narcissism is so huge and blinding to him that ralph lives in a different reality then the normal person. Where we see the potentially large issues with something like ralph even attempting to fight someone legally. Whether it be heart problems, weight problems, substance abuse issues, previous medical injuries. Etc. Ralph sees himself as a king to all around him with the idea that he will win and live forever. Only until it becomes a real thing that the delusional wears off and his self-preservation kicks in. He will then destroy everything around him go preserve his ego and lifestyle.


Thats how ralph works. So will he fight anyone? Fuck no. He challenged me and backed out, andy, flamenco, rand, ppp, etc and immediately bitched out. Will he grift it for us all and hype it up til it becomes to real and run away? Yes, yes he will.
 
Because Ralph’s sociopathic narcissism is so huge and blinding to him that ralph lives in a different reality then the normal person. Where we see the potentially large issues with something like ralph even attempting to fight someone legally. Whether it be heart problems, weight problems, substance abuse issues, previous medical injuries. Etc. Ralph sees himself as a king to all around him with the idea that he will win and live forever. Only until it becomes a real thing that the delusional wears off and his self-preservation kicks in. He will then destroy everything around him go preserve his ego and lifestyle.


Thats how ralph works. So will he fight anyone? Fuck no. He challenged me and backed out, andy, flamenco, rand, ppp, etc and immediately bitched out. Will he grift it for us all and hype it up til it becomes to real and run away? Yes, yes he will.
Bryan, Ralph has agreed to fight Andy.

Ralph said he would not fight you.

That can only mean that Ralph is more scared of you than he is of Andy.
 
Bryan, Ralph has agreed to fight Andy.

Ralph said he would not fight you.

That can only mean that Ralph is more scared of you than he is of Andy.
Hes a bitch made pussy. He wont fight anyone. He agreed to grift the idea and make money til contracts hit his desk than he aint doing shit. Watch.
 
FIGHT.jpg
 
I think no fight is more humiliating because Ralph's peak was from making fun of Donga for bitching out in the same way, against the same guy.
Ralph's behavior over the past God knows how long should make it apparent he sees himself above reproach. Whether it's DMCA abuse, wussing out on fights, taking cheap shots at family or other indirect means of insult, or basically anything he does, Ralph is completely fine with doing it so long as it targets his bloodsworn enemies.

Bit of a sidenote, but I had to google Bloodsworn to make sure I wasn't pulling terms out of my ass (Which I was), but it seems to be the name of a book series. This alone isn't funny, but my schizo brain sees three Bloodsworn enemies of Ralph in this preview.
Screenshot (934).png
 
Trying to recruit Dick Masterson and friends to join him.
2.png
ralph the knockout crew is all against you except dax who you probably blackmail or who pities you as a hangeron, faking injuries to avoid being near you and your stank.

Also I know the fight has a snowball chance in hell but i think the right move is to hype it so its less easy for gunt to bury "oh itll never happen fuck off" just lets gunt minimize this, he needs to be reminded hes a bitch everyday if he backs down
 
This revival of Internet Bloodsports is getting weirder and weirder, but I appreciate this new creative vision. I'm sure how expectations will be subverted by Ralph not going and hiding like a little bitch.
 
Ralph's just made a handful of tweets about the fight over the past few hours.
View attachment 3225978
Archive
Trying to recruit Dick Masterson and friends to join him.
View attachment 3225984
Archive
+ a promo he cut last night
View attachment 3225997
Lmao. So ralph is betting on being able to survive 6 rounds using his weight to his advantage. Him being 300lb vs warski’s 120lb. Good luck passing your medical @theralph if warski changes his mind Ill fight you fat boi.
 
The poll should be for what excuse the Ralphamale uses to duck out of it
I'll change it to that if this gets as far as contract-signing.

No sanctioning body will agree to let Ralph or Boogie fight anyone and no venue would want the potential legal liability of letting either of these two retards fight.

Ralph had what may have been a heart attack recently in Vegas. No way this fight happens.
If Ralph is medically disqualified, or fails a drug test, or is otherwise deemed unfit to fight, then that can be considered a default win for Warski and loss for Ralph. After all it can be assumed that if Andy is deemed fit to fight (as he was in Knoxville) and Ralph is not, then Andy would win anyway.

And if Ralph loses in any manner, be it in the ring or in the paperwork, we can never let him live it down. :cunningpepe:
 
If Ralph is medically disqualified, or fails a drug test, or is otherwise deemed unfit to fight,
Not gonna lie. I think ralphs gameplan is to get even more extremely unhealthy as fast as possible to avoid fighting anyone in a legal bout. we may see him start doing mukbangs and more drugs as hard and as fast as he can. Ralph fears fights in the public sphere.
 
Back