𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[Cybertonia]

I want Elon Musk to impregnate my wife.

What's he up to now, like 7 kids with 3 women? Be careful what you wish for

 

[LurkTrawl]

I still wonder if he got fucked on some government contract offer before he decided to buy Twitter or something. Seems like a real direct shot at various people(s) and Musk isn't really an overtly political guy.

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

We did it reddit, based daddy stonks musk is gonna take it to the moon

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

We did it reddit, based daddy stonks musk is gonna take it to the moon
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Good thing Musk sold about $20 BILLION of his TSLA stock holdings a few months ago!

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

Good thing Musk sold about $20 BILLION of his TSLA stock holdings a few months ago!

Man thank god that based redpilled daddy Elon "silence the criticism" Musk will save the Free Speech™ and it's not just another ploy to create controversy so that he can buy out tesla stocks for cheap and then sell them later when he releases new bullshit "we will be exploring mars next year" statement or some rocket test for my reddit bros to soyface at and increase the value of said stocks.

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I know that laughing at checkmarks on twitter losing their minds over bullshit that won't make a difference is funny but if you unironically think a billionaire is anywhere near on your side in a fight for free speech or that he cares about anything other than curating a persona of a genius based inventor for redditors you are genuinely retarded

 

[Coke Zero]

The funniest thing about this isn't how hypocritical they're being. The funniest thing is that if you point out how hypocritical their behavior is, they'll deny it ever happened or say it was "taken out of context".

Absolute bullshit.

Sounds exactly like darksydephil

 

[Wuornos]

So I was suspended by the trans mob. Tried setting up a new account, multiple times, but it gets instabanned. Will Musk make it possible for banned users to create new accounts?

Also, do you not think it's interesting that Musk bought Twitter during the Depp Vs Heard trial? I'm convinced Amber Heard is blackmailing him given her penchant for recording people without their knowledge.

 

[Wuornos]

So many problems could've been avoided by not giving women a voice.

The vast majority of wars, genocides, terrorist attacks and disastrous political decisions made during human history were not made by women.

 

[draggs]

What's he up to now, like 7 kids with 3 women? Be careful what you wish for

You can take the African outta Africa but you can't take the Africa outta the African

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Time to join Twitter?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Time to join Twitter?

No

 

[Sperghetti]

What i never understood about uncle ted's manifesto is his description of a person alone at a stoplight. It's like he never thought that running the light is also an option, and a ton less work than dismantling society.

In a way, that's an excellent summary of an "everyone is sheeple" mindset versus realizing that most people disregard minor rules for their own benefit when they don't think they're gonna get caught.

 

[MusicBox32]

I still wonder if he got fucked on some government contract offer before he decided to buy Twitter or something. Seems like a real direct shot at various people(s) and Musk isn't really an overtly political guy.

Yes, he's anti-union, or at least doesnt support unions for Tesla, and the Biden admin keeps fucking Tesla in favor of the UAW. The two big things I can think of is them introducing a $5k EV credit that only applies to union built vehicles, and the admin holding an EV summit, not inviting tesla, then Biden saying GM and Ford are the leaders in the EV industy.

 

[draggs]

Time to join Twitter?

Not until Elon implements the edit button

Which actually only edits your tweet to put NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at the start and end of it

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The vast majority of wars, genocides, terrorist attacks and disastrous political decisions made during human history were not made by women.

They were made because of women instead.

 

[Meat Target]

The vast majority of wars, genocides, terrorist attacks and disastrous political decisions made during human history were not made by women.

Look at what Victorian Britain did to the world, and tell me that again.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Tried to find Vijaya Gadde's corporate email but it appears the cunt has changed it. Bet the corrupt psychopath is feeling the heat. Good. She deserves jail for helping rig the election.

 

[draggs]

Look at what Victorian Britain did to the world, and tell me that again.

End endemic tribal warfare, increase literacy and life expectancy, build railroads and schools, impose the rule of law, proscribe slavery, generally suppress barbarism and introduce civilization over huge swathes of the globe?

 

[sylvan_wanderer]

Talcum X to the rescue!

So I was suspended by the trans mob. Tried setting up a new account, multiple times, but it gets instabanned. Will Musk make it possible for banned users to create new accounts?

Also, do you not think it's interesting that Musk bought Twitter during the Depp Vs Heard trial? I'm convinced Amber Heard is blackmailing him given her penchant for recording people without their knowledge.

Neither were the vast majority of scientific and medical advances.

 

[Alcoholism]

Time to join Twitter?

You're already here, so it can't be any worse.