Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Laughingjoke2]

I want Jack to be buried so Hope can piss on his grave.

 

[rubytintedchix]

“My BBQ is getting heat it up.”

My brain no worky good because stroke.




Also: late breaking news…Jack copyright struck episode 49 of the Boys Club. I am not near a PC at the moment, but when I am I’ll let you know what episode and timestamp triggered this little prissy bitch.

I have to assume us talking about Joe and Jack’s obese deceased beagle “Cupcake” made Jack angy.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Uh oh! Angy Jack has encountered a most heinous plot to thwart his right to the democratic process! Could it be those devilish democrats, as suggested by James Scheirer, or is Jack just an idiot?

Given that this is what you get from the Sumner County Election Commission when you Google "Sumner County TN Sample Ballot," I'm going with the latter.

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[Anal birth]

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Uh oh! Angy Jack has encountered a most heinous plot to thwart his right to the democratic process! Could it be those devilish democrats, as suggested by James Scheirer, or is Jack just an idiot?

Given that this is what you get from the Sumner County Election Commission when you Google "Sumner County TN Sample Ballot," I'm going with the latter.

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I think Jack just wants two big boxes, one that says DEVILCRAT and another that says REPUBLICAN so he can vote republican. Reading up on your candidates and their policies is too much hard work, Jack has videos to edit!

 

[rubytintedchix]

Here’s the details of the copyright strike:

The Boys' Club - livestream ep. 49 Created Apr 22, 2022 Content found during 52:45 – 55:43 Flaming Hot Doritos Wings - BUFFALO WILD WINGS

Jack manually struck the BWW video as his trigger this time around.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Yummy Can Bacon only $19.99 on Instacart.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Nah, he’ll just throw them into the spice hoard that he admits to having, where they’ll just wind up caking in the jars due to humidity and non-use.

And what is the point? If you're never going to use it just throw it out. It saves on room and ground spices should be rotated out as they lose their potency. Yeah it costs money but unless you use a lot of them, buying the big bulk containers of them is just throwing money away.

How can he reach all that as a one armed manlet?

He's got a reaching broom like Homer Simpson.

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Uh oh! Angy Jack has encountered a most heinous plot to thwart his right to the democratic process! Could it be those devilish democrats, as suggested by James Scheirer, or is Jack just an idiot?

Given that this is what you get from the Sumner County Election Commission when you Google "Sumner County TN Sample Ballot," I'm going with the latter.

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Just another example that he's a partisan hack who votes only for the party and not the candidate. I mean if you're voting for somebody shouldn't you know who the candidate is first?

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Yummy Can Bacon only $19.99 on Instacart.

That bacon is almost all fat. Just like Mushbrain is.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I get that Jack likely uses voice to text because he's only got one functioning arm and hand, but what I don't understand is why doesn't he ever edit his "Get you..." grammatical errors? Does he never bother to check his own posts? Is he alright coming across as an illiterate buffoon, and just too lazy to delete the post and better enunciate "your"?

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I really don't understand why Jack uses seasonings other than slothfulness. Most of the seasonings are just black pepper, dried onion, dried garlic, salt, some chili, and maybe a dried herb. Some recipes he combines them himself while other times, uses them premade from the jar.

ground spices should be rotated out as they lose their potency.

Is it 4 months for ground spices and a year for whole spices? The spices he's hoarding are probably weak, although we don't know how old they are as he keeps buying more seasonings. Maybe it's another hoarding behavior as with the grills and knife sets?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I get that Jack likely uses voice to text because he's only got one functioning arm and hand, but what I don't understand is why doesn't he ever edit his "Get you..." grammatical errors? Does he never bother to check his own posts? Is he alright coming across as an illiterate buffoon, and just too lazy to delete the post and better enunciate "your"?

Yes to all, but he also can’t edit his posts due to poor health. His fine motor control is too shot to edit letters and words on the phone, and even on the laptop he probably has a hard time seeing anything smaller than a full screen picture of the latest meat slop from Arby’s.

 

[Aaway]

i still can't get over how badly these morons got scammed. HOPE looks nothing like a full-bred beagle puppy and unfortunately it looks like she's already getting fat

 

[The FedEx Pope]

My BBQ is getting heat it up

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[Rod Dangerous]

i still can't get over how badly these morons got scammed. HOPE looks nothing like a full-bred beagle puppy and unfortunately it looks like she's already getting fat

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[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Most of the rub will definitely be wasted because it will weaken over time when it won’t be used. It’s a good amount of cash down the drain.
No doubt the wing sauce will also be wasted. Watch when Jagoff just pours in the entire bottle when only 15-20% of it would be needed to nicely coat the wings/meat.
He has no appreciation of money because he doesn’t make any — but I think Tranny probably does

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Off the wall theory, but is it possible Hammy is embezzling funds from her employer? If she’s really a financial controller, then she would have the know-how to cover her tracks and take advantage of an employer that isn’t paying attention to the books.

 

[desudesu]

Off the wall theory, but is it possible Hammy is embezzling funds from her employer? If she’s really a financial controller, then she would have the know-how to cover her tracks and take advantage of an employer that isn’t paying attention to the books.

She might be salami slicing the finances. How else would Big T purchase the 9999th grill/smoker/bacon cooker for the fat man, along with eating out for all their 3 meals every single day?

 

[abobe]

Off the wall theory, but is it possible Hammy is embezzling funds from her employer? If she’s really a financial controller, then she would have the know-how to cover her tracks and take advantage of an employer that isn’t paying attention to the books.

I always thought she was getting extra money by cooking the books for whatever company she was working for or doing shady financial work for the church as a side hustle.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I always thought she was getting extra money by cooking the books for whatever company she was working for or doing shady financial work for the church as a side hustle.

I’m guessing it’s her parents cash + Jagoff’s ‘disability’ cash + the money she makes as a controller at a chair factory.
So she rightfully has skin in the game and this all could be coming to a head. Sooner than later would probably be the best option for Tranny

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack might be too fat to be cremated. There are safety concerns with cremating a person with a large amount of body fat.

Jack is a short guy, though, so his total mass might still be OK for the crematorium.

The prearrangement I looked at had a whole menu of add-ons (different styles of viewings, write your obit, fancier receptacle) and oversized cremation was one of them. They could still do someone over 300lbs, they just wanted more money.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

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Since when did Scalfatty have an interest in architecture?