Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Complete Reprobate]

Pat, no! That black man has a family! Don't turn him into pepperoni!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has he ever shared his recipe or has anyone figured it out since we've got the secret ingredient. I mean it's not like he could have another special ingredient besides lil darkies

We’re working on getting samples to send to the lab for analysis. But rumor has it there’s a scoop of ground watermelon seeds, a dash of clippings from Big Niki’s thick bush, and a splash of Kool Aid as a binder.

 

[W00K #17]

new RARE pat
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If you had asked me four years ago if I would have had a new lolcow folder titled "rare Patrick's", in 2022 I would have said doesn't sound impossible at all, it's probably true.

But here we are.

 

[W00K #17]

I hope Annabelle never sees this thread or becomes aware of Fatrick's existence. It'd just be so embarrassing to have such a fat, lazy, piggish, fat, very fat, just so fat, broke father I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

This kind of worries me, how old is his kid? Like 9 now? It's probably not too long before this kid has their own social media and internet access as is apparently normal for that generation. I worry people will try and contact the kid just to own Patrick. And that is just gross, awful, and gross. Leave her out of it. This hasn't happened yet thank God, but I worry as soon as it becomes possible some ween is gonna do it. I hope to god if it ever does happen we Aylog the fuck out of whoever actually does it. It's amusing to bring her up to remind him of how awful and pathetic he is, but anyone that attempts to contact and involve her in the saga directly is a cow themself worthy of all the vitriol they'll receive.

Edit: sorry for the double post.

 

[grey area]

Ricky wouldn't eat pepperoni made from black kids as even he has his limits.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

This kind of worries me, how old is his kid? Like 9 now? It's probably not too long before this kid has their own social media and internet access as is apparently normal for that generation. I worry people will try and contact the kid just to own Patrick. And that is just gross, awful, and gross. Leave her out of it. This hasn't happened yet thank God, but I worry as soon as it becomes possible some ween is gonna do it. I hope to god if it ever does happen we Aylog the fuck out of whoever actually does it. It's amusing to bring her up to remind him of how awful and pathetic he is, but anyone that attempts to contact and involve her in the saga directly is a cow themself worthy of all the vitriol they'll receive.

Edit: sorry for the double post.

As much as a retard Joe is, at least he had the sense to keep his daughter off of social media.

 

[GeorgeApley]

This kind of worries me, how old is his kid? Like 9 now? It's probably not too long before this kid has their own social media and internet access as is apparently normal for that generation. I worry people will try and contact the kid just to own Patrick. And that is just gross, awful, and gross. Leave her out of it. This hasn't happened yet thank God, but I worry as soon as it becomes possible some ween is gonna do it. I hope to god if it ever does happen we Aylog the fuck out of whoever actually does it. It's amusing to bring her up to remind him of how awful and pathetic he is, but anyone that attempts to contact and involve her in the saga directly is a cow themself worthy of all the vitriol they'll receive.

Edit: sorry for the double post.

It would also give Patrick one legitimate reason to oink at the "stalkers" about and he would never shut up about it. We must avoid this at all costs.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

OI WOZ ROIPED BY A PECK OF ABBOS, YA FACKIN STAWKAH

GO FAHK YASELF, CHOILD

 

[Oliver Onions]

But would Fatrick even admit that the Fat NFTs are in his likeness? He would have to admit that he is, in fact, fat.

I heard years ago if you wanna libel someone you don't use their name but make it absolutely clear who you're talking about, but then also add they have a tiny dick.

That way if they wanna sue they have to cop to having a micro penis. Checkmate, atheists.

You know sometimes it feels like bullying Patrick is like bullying someone with down syndrome, he is such an easy target that it feels dirty sometimes

People with downs can't help what they are and are trying their best; Patrick wakes up every morning and chooses to be the biggest cunt he possibly can. No sympathy.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Some people are nice enough to give piggy good advice about all the fake death threats he's been receiving. Piggy is ungrateful:



What a fat liar:



Reminder:



More stalker oinking:

 

[Ophelia]

I hope Annabelle never sees this thread or becomes aware of Fatrick's existence. It'd just be so embarrassing to have such a fat, lazy, piggish, fat, very fat, just so fat, broke father I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

She might be far enough away from him that he’s just a vague embarrassment she’s lucky to have nothing to do with. Like a distant creepy uncle. At some point you find out you’re related to a serious loser, but by then you’re old enough to know that genetics aren’t all that makes you who you are (and etc). Maybe she’ll be chill like that OnA guy whose mom was a target.

That would be surreal, though. Google your sperm donor and find this. Hi, Annabelle!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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This is it right here. This is why we all love Pat. This is why he's one of the all-time greats. He will never ever leave twitter. He will oink at the stalkers for the rest of his days. It's beautiful.

 

[instythot]

I hope Annabelle never sees this thread or becomes aware of Fatrick's existence. It'd just be so embarrassing to have such a fat, lazy, piggish, fat, very fat, just so fat, broke father I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

I think the worst that will happen when she starts googling her parents is the moment of discomfort when she realizes why her father has the nickname "Pringles Can Jon"

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

What does he think tweeting at the FBI will do? Does he think the FBI has a customer service person on Twitter? Does he think they're Wendy's and they'll give him free nuggies to avoid negative press? They don't even reply to anyone.

The thing about Pat is, he is clearly retarded (and fat) on the surface, but with a little thinking, a more true, whole level of retardation is revealed. Tweeting the FBI about people being mean to you on the internet is like tweeting social security when you stubbed your toe to try to get on disability. It's so retarded and self centered it is not something anyone but Pat would ever think to do, and I hope he never stops.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I hope Annabelle never sees this thread or becomes aware of Fatrick's existence. It'd just be so embarrassing to have such a fat, lazy, piggish, fat, very fat, just so fat, broke father I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

To Annabelle reading this is 2032, sorry your bio-dad's a fucking asshole.

And sorry we keep calling your real father "Pringles Can Jon;" we only do it because he has a big dick.

 

[Gangster Talk]

To Annabelle reading this is 2032, sorry your bio-dad's a fucking asshole.

And sorry we keep calling your real father "Pringles Can Jon;" we only do it because he has a big dick.

Is she even aware Jon is not her biological father? Imagine going your entire life thinking some charismatic chad is your father and finding this thread and reading in horror about the endlessly trolled cuck pig who actually sired you.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

these were posted on reddit and it's a wonderful example of why Pat is such a great cow. He's always dropping truth bombs. Never goes with the bit.

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So the atalker is claiming that
1: Elon Musk and him took Niki out to dinner
2: After dinner they went to Johnny Depp's attic
3: They blew butter shrimp farts into Niki's coochie
4: The farts improved the smell
5: This occurred while Fat was away explaining why Elon Musk sucks
6: Fat is always wrong
7: And Fat
And according to Fatrick, only two of these things are wrong... Okay then

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I finally looked at his IG in detail and holy shit, this porker has posted literally dozens of selfies — some shirtless.

No straight man takes that many selfies unless he’s cheating. I’m not convinced Fat is straight, but he’s absolutely sending pics to people who aren’t his wife. Some of them are pretty objectionable. I’m offended tbqh.

 

[Atli]

Some people are nice enough to give piggy good advice about all the fake death threats he's been receiving. Piggy is ungrateful:

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What a fat liar:

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Reminder:

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More stalker oinking:

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When is some insane autist going to actually stalk Patrick and then he has to come up with a new word to call his trolls

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This one is my favorite. It's like one of those old paintings of Ol' Saint Nick, but without all the heartwarming charm; so more like a delirious fat man who breaks into your house.