Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Tactical Neural Implant]

I'm fine with any outcome honestly.

-The fight happens, with the good ending (Warski and Hyde win). We get to see an insufferable, fence-sitting martyr and the rage pig get their asses kicked by two retards.

- The fight happens, with the bad(?) ending, in which a stuttering coke leaf and an international terrorist get the shit beaten out of them by sentient blobs.

- The true ending, in which Boogie backs down, releases a video in which he refers to the viewers as "you guys" in that saccharine, apologetic tone saying he was so wrong to encourage the fight, it was immature and he's growing (metaphorically) and learning because he's just so flawed and human and he wants to inspire others to make better decisions, while flashing puppy dog eyes and his uncanny valley teeth. Also he was molested.

Meanwhile, Gunt once again cops another L and becomes somehow even more maligned than he already was, while successfully grifting for more money from his paypigs, encouraging him to continue being the biggest retard ever known.

It's a win-win for me.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Lmao @theralph backing out so hard. “IN FACT IT WAS WARSKI FAKING ALL THIS USING BOOGIE THAT MADE IT NOT HAPPEN!”

 

[Hüftpriester]

Warski - I know you're reading this thread. The only way you'll ever be able to fight Ralph is if you stake out one of these locations and wait for him to turn up. Then call him a fat bitch and challenge him to a prison rules fight in the parking lot.

 

[DabOnJannies]

"Ethan Ralph is afraid to fight me. Here he is taking the felted express to copesville."
Lmfao god damnit Andy.
You're hard to love, but you're harder to hate.

 

[Fools Idol]

I've said it before but this type of faggotry is why we as a society need to bring back duelling. All this posturing like a pack of dogs in heat behind a screen is so unbelievably gay. Non of these conditions or contracts, just pistols at dawn (or swords if you're one of those people) like civilized people.

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph is going to use this to grift through various fight related funds. Ultimately, he will find some wacky excuse not to show up. He depends on hate donations these days. Everything is an attempt to continue his way of life. He will keep on creating events just for people to send shekels to "troll" him. I say to these people, go through Gator to get to him. Ralph keeps tabs on him and watches every stream he is on. Plus you get a multiplier bonus because Gator is making money.

 

[cokeski1488]

tardski cowered in fear and ran away when ralph was drunk. warski isn't a fighter.

This will never happen but it does - and this may be an unpopular take - I think Ralph has a decent chance at winning. Andy is severely autistic and will probably start hyperventilating if Ralph is able to land one shot. This is why Ralph agreed in principle to the fight, something he would never do against PPP or KoP cause he knows either one of them would end him.

warski is even shorter than ralph. ralph is fat and dumb but he has proven he can take a hit. warski would punch himself out and then ralph would just sit on him

 

[MeltyTW]

I've said it before but this type of faggotry is why we as a society need to bring back duelling. All this posturing like a pack of dogs in heat behind a screen is so unbelievably gay. Non of these conditions or contracts, just pistols at dawn (or swords if you're one of those people) like civilized people.

Duels had tons of conditions and contracts for the express purpose of things cooling down so they're called off

 

[drateR]

Have the fight in Vegas.

 

[Love Machine]

Can these dumbfucks stop with these dumb fuck irl fight arena set ups. They're so fucking gay. Now we are just gonna have months of Saber rattling only for ralph not to show and nothing happens.

 

[Pomniman]

Cocksville 2: When Pigs Fly

 

[LaurenLauren]

warski is even shorter than ralph. ralph is fat and dumb but he has proven he can take a hit. warski would punch himself out and then ralph would just sit on him

yo Ralph, why are you using a sock here, log on your normal account bro.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Can these dumbfucks stop with these dumb fuck irl fight arena set ups. They're so fucking gay. Now we are just gonna have months of Saber rattling only for ralph not to show and nothing happens.

I still dont get why the fight cant be like it originally was. In ralphs front yard with a ref and medical on standby. Mouthpiece and done

 

[Fools Idol]

I still dont get why the fight cant be like it originally was. In ralphs front yard with a ref and medical on standby. Mouthpiece and done

Back when I was a boy, we settled these matters by saying "meet me at the park after school" then beat each other with clumsy haymakers while a mob of feral kids laughed and shouted in the background. No crying about doctors or fucking streaming rights.

 

[Love Machine]

I still dont get why the fight cant be like it originally was. In ralphs front yard with a ref and medical on standby. Mouthpiece and done

All internet irl fights are gay, cringe, and retard till the moment they actually happen

 

[Catboys the Musical]

Ralph fixing to get fucked up by another Portuguese midget. What facial accessory will he wear to hide the scars this time?

 

[Burd Turglar]

This fat retard could barely swing his arms when he was doing his truffle shuffle outside the Blaze but I'm supposed to believe he can fight? RIP to my sides.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

If Ralph vs Warski doesn't happen, don't fret.

Their stunt boxers already filmed the fight featuring an actual cokehead and a gunt just as massive:

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Warski needs to give Ralph an advantage to make him more comfortable with the idea. Maybe they can do a mud fight so piggy can get home field advantage.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Ralph's gonna need a new excuse.