Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Slimy Time]

I fully believe Andy is willing to show up and fight. I fully believe that PPP understands that this has very high grift potentials and won't try and fuck it up. I fully believe that Ralph will bitch out and never appear.

He already did it once with the whole Tonka thing. He submitted the bloodwork, showed up and made weight iirc, even when it was clear that Tonka wasn't going to be there. There is a lot of shit to laugh at Warski over, but I believe him when he says he will do it, especially since he's done it before.

Ralph on the other hand, no way. He will absolutely dip and then try and spin it as a win, and his Cozy.tv retards will buy it.

 

[Rei is shit]

If his height is 5'7" as he claims (lol) and his weight is 250 as also claims (lol) his BMI is nearly 40 - which is right on the edge of extreme obesity.

His 'ideal' of 175lbs would give him a BMI of 27 @ 5'7, which is firmly overweight. Its in the obese category if you use his real height.

 

[WutangLee]

Ragepig shitsniffer is going through all the past arcs. He's had his Mundanematt moment, he's had his Ross Moment, He's had his Chris Chan moment, and now he's gonna go through a Tonka Saw moment.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

I have a suspicious feeling that Ralph's true weak point is at the center of his Gunt, that's why he let it grow so big. I don't think Andy's been training since Tonka, so I don't know if he has the STR stat required to break through the bifurcated armor anymore.

Aim for the tits, then the face (or other orbital bone in Ralph's case)

 

[Bryan Dunn]

And now we moved on to depp. Ralph scared as fuck. He really didnt want to discuss this boxing event at all. Focusing purely on boogie and boogies health as well as admitting he has been in boogies dms trying to gaslight him into backing out so he doesnt have to fight.

Ralph wants this all to go away. He may cry on air.

 

[GuntPunt]

Ragepig shitsniffer is going through all the past arcs. He's had his Mundanematt moment, he's had his Ross Moment, He's had his Chris Chan moment, and now he's gonna go through a Tonka Saw moment.

He justs needs his version of AIM AIM AIM and he fills out his punchcard. You can make the argument about it being the ARREST HIM ARREST HIM moment but it needed a bit more.

 

[Rei is shit]

Setting himself up for a "I didn't get the contract in time" excuse

 

[Wooper]

Excuses excuses, nut up Ralph don't be a dumb bitch. Warski 2-0.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Setting himself up for a "I didn't get the contract in time" excuse
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Ralph believes that calling something "fan fiction" is the greatest own in the history of language.

 

[Jack Awful]

Setting himself up for a "I didn't get the contract in time" excuse
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Or a "the terms of this are unreasonable!" excuse. Either way no way he signs anything, let alone get in the ring.

Meanwhile Dax is being the massive faggot he is and trying to sabotage the fight.

https://archive.ph/UpeoV

https://twitter.com/TheCoomunist/status/1519711721224425472

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Can these dumbfucks stop with these dumb fuck irl fight arena set ups. They're so fucking gay. Now we are just gonna have months of Saber rattling only for ralph not to show and nothing happens.

Can't wait to get back to shitting on Warski to be honest, everyone seems to have forgotten how much a lolcow he is, just because he dunks on Reethan.

 

[Near]

How many times do we have to go over this

 

[Lincoln A-log]

Ralph really like using Nick's fan fiction line a lot

 

[Bland Crumbs]

you are delusional. You will never be down to 220 or 215. You arent healthy at all. You couldnt pass a physical dumbass. Its not a check up at the doctor retard, the fight committee WBC expects flying colors to be allowed to box in the ring. Shitting on boogies diabetic legs and larping that you are fit and your legs are actually extremely fit is retarded.

Just say you arent gonna fight anyone and you just like talking shit. You massive pussy. You are scared of me and PPP, you will piss yourself if warski does follow through on all this.

The only way Ralph gets down to 220 is if he dies while out on a two mile walk and carrion birds eat 90% of his corpse.

 

[Polyboros2]

I'm mad at everyone cock teasing us with the ultimate kino.

Ralph will never step into the ring. He has a surrogate audience from Fuentes. What ever stage of it he pussy's out, he'll claim the whole lead up was just to troll their enemies. Then he'll get a bunch of back pats and meager views from Fuentes' Anarchy First Haram of Twink catbois.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

I think there should be a betting pool on which excuse the loathsome dung eater Ethan Ralph uses to back out of this rather than if he even shows up.

 

[Fools Idol]

Why couldn't you sign a contract next week Ralph? Why does it have to be this week or northing? Is it because you know that there isn't going to be any contracts for at least some time?

 

[Chiridion]

I do think Boogie will back out because he's afraid that while he's fighting Sam (who has a Million Dollar Baby moment for the laughs) Frank Hassle will sneak up and beat him with a cookie sheet.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Why couldn't you sign a contract next week Ralph? Why does it have to be this week or northing? Is it because you know that there isn't going to be any contracts for at least some time?

Because he's already scared and can't even say next week. Instead he'll state this on a Thursday because there's even less of a chance he'll have to be on a scale in front of the world with his four titties

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Im contacting PPP to get them to talk to Street Beefs promoter today for the fight for a contract. Wish me luck kiwis.