Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

El Scorcho said:
Not sure if anyone's posted it yet so here it is: https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1519513530642358273

Attached it here for archival purposes. What the actual fuck is going on with this year? Feels like if I am gone an hour I have missed out on so much. Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining, the more entertainment the cows bring in the better I say.

Boogie literally so desperate to save his dying channel that he is going to box Sam Hyde.
Wasn't he initially calling Frank Sam when he came to his door since he confused the two of them?

Would be fucking hilarious if he gets in the ring and it turns out to be Frank instead, I wonder if he will have his little pea shooter and Tomb Raider shirt on for this one.

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Looking forward to Boogie doing a Tonkasaw and pulling a no-show - assuming he doesn't virtue signal at first
 
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Don't they need to do bloodwork/drug test and a physical exam to be cleared to fight in an actual event like this? I'm not sure I'd clear boogie to even climb into the ring if I were the physician, and Ethan Ralph had surgery on his orbital bone recently. Good thing is if he tries to get out of it this way the weigh in will happen first and we will know once and for all if boogie is fat and whether we would have sex with him.
 
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I, a man who failed gastric bypass surgery, will never be as incompetent as a successful partnered lawyer who represents some of the richest and most influential people in the world.
 
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If Melon gets in a boxing ring, and has a legitimate match, and takes either a solid 3-5 hit combo to the face, or 1 strong hit that breaks all of his fake teeth, I’ll never say a bad thing about him again.

That said, We know this cucked cunt who thinks he is gods gift to humanity would never put himself in any sort of situation where he’s gonna get his ass beat.
 
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Dude will get out of breath just getting his gloves on, lets get real.
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I don't think he's ever engaged in any sort of physical activity ever period, so he doesn't even really have a punchers chance. The thing is that he knows this and is just doing entertaining the idea for attention. If I was Sam and they actually did fight, I'd just fuck with him and make him move around so much he loses via exhaustion TKO
 
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WaveBreak said:
Welp only 19k views in 11 hours, and that was his ace in the hole, even made a proper thumbnail for once! There’s nothing left to do but give up, Steven. Your youtube career is over. Get out of that bed and get a job.
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Thumbnail was garbage though. He needs it to be as gratuitous and humiliating as possible like Nikocado's.
 

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who the fuck does booger think he's fooling? there is NO chance of him doing anything other than entertaining the idea for attention then backing out once he realizes it requires effort. i bet he doesn't even check out the gym. and if he does, i bet he finds a hundred excuses to not even do a single training session. and if he does, i bet he nearly passes out halfway through and posts a bunch of clips of it on twitter to show everyone "i tried!" and tries spinning it into some "motivational" thing for asspats, even if he gave up. you don't go from being a 400 pound slob who gets winded walking to your fridge, to training for an intense combat sport overnight.

i would absolutely love to see it though, obviously. boogie finally getting his shit rocked, especially by someone like Sam, would be one of the funniest, most satisfying things i've seen. and even better would be if it's Frank who actually steps in and has a meltdown. at the very least, it'd be hilarious to have Frank in Sam's corner or at the ringside, hassling boogie during the fight. this is all fantasy of course, since fatso will never actually step in the ring. he couldn't even lose weight after getting his stomach stapled, so there's no chance in hell he'll have it in him to do this given how much dedication boxing requires.

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I want him to fight Wings. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
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if idubbbz's event was all lolcows going head to head, instead of literal whos and normie youtubers, it'd actually be worth watching. problem is, though, a lot of those people (like boogie) don't have the humility or drive to accept it. but honestly that matchup might even be better than boogs and Sam, just because of how pathetic it'd be on both sides. it'd be like elephant seals fighting over a mate, only with no bloodshed and aggression. just two fat freaks huddling with each other for thousands of laughing onlookers. but they both have too much ego to ever go through with it, sadly.
 
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