DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[capefear56]

I'm on break from the vortex and plan to keep it that way for a bit longer. But I just saw this:
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For context: Ian does not monetize his videos (because gun channel and he does not want the bother), but Susan has still always placed adds on the videos.

So a gun channel that does not bother with monetizing it's own videos have gotten super thanks before Phil.

I just thought that was funny.

Big ups Forgotten Weapons

 

[Iron Hamster]

I just saw.

When did that happen? And please tell me that Phil made a big deal about it.

Of course he did. He got a chubby and a half over it. Then wondered why no one was throwing money at him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I want to know what triggered that pornstarlet apology vid from Derich. He probably tweeted her a million times and she correctly identified him as an autistic creep and blocked him, so he sperged.

I think it'd be even funnier if it was actually some sort of kinky thing where she demanded her coomer fans make an apology video and Derich took it at face value like always.

 

[Quindoll]

So if the trolls want to own him (in the literal sense) they would need to buy stocks from Alphabet and Scopely. Perhaps also Doordash and Totalwine. Then Phil would be literally paying trolls with his begging.

In a certain sense yes. A lot of said companies are private but they are certain ways around it. If you remember the bank leaks then it was just one Apple Store payment after another. Because he has to feed his WWE.jpeg addiction. Apple takes a parasitic 30 % of in-app purchases. So by owning Apple shares he is contributing to you.

Not that it would matter in the grand scheme but consumers like Phil wo end up with nothing every day in his case, keep the economy running. As sad as it sound.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

I just saw.

When did that happen? And please tell me that Phil made a big deal about it.

Dude, have you seen your boy's apology video to a porn starlet? He put his best jizzy t-shirt on to make it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

IMO Phil's show will end with a whimper not a bang. It'll be like one of those shows that just isn't on anymore, it won't be Star Trek:TNG. It'll be like that show that just ended and you're not sure what happened because you stopped watching 3 seasons ago and only heard it ended cause you saw an article saying "[show] not renewed for a new season" and said "wait, that shit was still on?!"

He'll just poof! Perhaps not gone gone but just existing on some random channel no one has cared about in years. It feels like it already started to happen when tevin and others who were making phil content around that time moved on. It's just a really REALLY slow burn.

It'll be like Maddox (sorry first person to come to mind) where he just exists on the internet, they were popular once people and people liked them but then they became a parody of themselves where everything they do is just "oh he's doing the thing, how exciting". Except for the people liked him part and he was popular for different reasons.

When SotD, Proper, PoP, An and MrSam move on that'll be the start of the "no one cares anymore" saga. They carry DSP, without them I would argue we're right on the cusp of that happening. He's already unwatchable without some commentary either cause of cringe (not the good larry daivd kind), boredom or just being such an obnoxious child.

He won't get canceled, if he gets the boot from YouTube and Twitch snubs him then he'll end up on FB gaming, when the metaverse collapses he'll end up on some random streaming service or have a new channel on youtube called "the REAL DSPgaming". He'll just get so pathetic, ending his online presence would be showing him mercy.

or not...fuck do I know?

I disagree. He was removed from twitch partnership. It took a while but it happened, and I don't think twitch went out of their way to do it, it happened because people were reporting him constantly. @Nigel of Ukip had the right idea with going to sites like dexerto with Phil's behavior, it's that kind of extra pressure and exposure that can force youtube to do something. I've seen bigger channels punished for far less. Before anyone gets butthurt I'm not organizing an op or telling anyone what to do, I'm just saying that reports can do something and phil is not an unstoppable force. I dunno, I just think it will be hilarious to see him waddle his fat ass back to twitch because things went sour on youtube.

I am pretty convinced that during the year of "brands really care, this week asians" where twitch virtue signaled hard there were quite a few clips of DSP being racist against asians shared in the replies of the tweets, hell I wouldn't be surprised if people went to the organizations Twitch was partnering with the week the wanted to stop asian hate and showed them DSP. He got removed shortly after the stop asian hate month.

I said it before in this thread, he's too much of a little fish youtube just doesn't care. Youtube only cares if advertisers are getting annoyed then I'm sure they're drop him faster than he could snort. I'm also not planning ops or telling people what to do but it's very possible to bring phil's actions to the attention of said advertisers. Like I said before it'll take more time, tism and effort than he's worth.

How much does everyone watch of Phil? I am curious if my viewing habits are in line with the average detractor or not. I skip basically all gameplay.

I used to watch some gameplay or see his tard take on things but he's become so unwatchable since the pre-streams podcasts, now I can only really watch him if there's a prestream with someone talking about phil or just using phil as background, sort of like a tism vortex buffer.
He used to be fascinating to see how his mind works but even thats become predictable. There's moments like last ER stream where out of nowhere, not looking at chat, not having a conversation. Just dead silence and staring at the screen "People are telling me.....". Does he hear voices or some shit?

It's actually more fascinating to me to try and figure out who's an actual fan or who's being sarcastic or ironic in his chat, the line has become very very thin.

 

[Angry Banker]

i haven't followed any phil content in about a year now.

Is he still doing the usual begging and vest streaks? Did something happen that did not envolve any of this?

He's been on mission 1 for over a decade. Why would you expect mission 2 all of a sudden?

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I always found it perplexing that Phil can be as stupid as he is. Aside from his trademark style of brute forcing his way through games without ever understanding how to play the game, he takes the term "variety streamer" at its face value. I don't think there is any other streamer who has such an autistic schedule and juggles games like he does.
He can't grasp the idea that he can still be a variety streamer but focus on 1-2 games instead of juggling 4-5 games to remain "true" to that title he gives himself.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

IMO Phil's show will end with a whimper not a bang. It'll be like one of those shows that just isn't on anymore, it won't be Star Trek:TNG. It'll be like that show that just ended and you're not sure what happened because you stopped watching 3 seasons ago and only heard it ended cause you saw an article saying "[show] not renewed for a new season" and said "wait, that shit was still on?!"

He'll just poof! Perhaps not gone gone but just existing on some random channel no one has cared about in years. It feels like it already started to happen when tevin and others who were making phil content around that time moved on. It's just a really REALLY slow burn.

It'll be like Maddox (sorry first person to come to mind) where he just exists on the internet, they were popular once people and people liked them but then they became a parody of themselves where everything they do is just "oh he's doing the thing, how exciting". Except for the people liked him part and he was popular for different reasons.

When SotD, Proper, PoP, An and MrSam move on that'll be the start of the "no one cares anymore" saga. They carry DSP, without them I would argue we're right on the cusp of that happening. He's already unwatchable without some commentary either cause of cringe (not the good larry daivd kind), boredom or just being such an obnoxious child.

He won't get canceled, if he gets the boot from YouTube and Twitch snubs him then he'll end up on FB gaming, when the metaverse collapses he'll end up on some random streaming service or have a new channel on youtube called "the REAL DSPgaming". He'll just get so pathetic, ending his online presence would be showing him mercy.

or not...fuck do I know?

Completely agree. No interesting arcs on the horizon, just beg clock out and repeat. It won't even end in a satisfying way. My prediction is that he will just not show up one day and that will be that.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Dude, have you seen your boy's apology video to a porn starlet? He put his best jizzy t-shirt on to make it.

LOL. Yeah watched it, I wonder what he did...aside from being a pest on twatter.

But You have to give it to Derich. He said he was sorry for whatever he did, he did not blame anybody else for what he did and he did not try and make himself the victim. This is way more than Phil has ever done.

Yet again Phil gets outdone in the being a normal and likeable human by out little autistic coomer boy, and that is both hilarious and fucking sad at the same time.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I used to watch some gameplay or see his tard take on things but he's become so unwatchable since the pre-streams podcasts, now I can only really watch him if there's a prestream with someone talking about phil or just using phil as background, sort of like a tism vortex buffer.

Shinko Fleur is great at covering Phil's pre-streams.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

LOL. Yeah watched it, I wonder what he did...aside from being a pest on twatter.

But You have to give it to Derich. He said he was sorry for whatever he did, he did not blame anybody else for what he did and he did not try and make himself the victim. This is way more than Phil has ever done.

Yet again Phil gets outdone in the being a normal and likeable human by out little autistic coomer boy, and that is both hilarious and fucking sad at the same time.

Seriously Derich (Derish) leaves me with so many questions. What did he do to feel the need to post a public apology? Did someone tell him to do it? The guy is truly an enigma.

 

[capefear56]

Completely agree. No interesting arcs on the horizon, just beg clock out and repeat. It won't even end in a satisfying way. My prediction is that he will just not show up one day and that will be that.

Nah, there will be a salt explosion towards the end, followed by a wagequit from the internet (assuming he ever truly calls it quits). He always has to go on a long tirade about how "it's not his fault, he did everything correct!" before he gives up on an endeavor. He simply can't contain himself.

 

[tomstone]

pure insanity

 

[Chernabog3000]

I don't understand why Phil's so mad at youtuber game.

"Don't know how to upgrade the pc, can't afford the yeti mic(witch is garbage btw I had one), the mechanics are all bugged and I don't know how the game streaming mechanics work"

The way you playing it Phil is spot on emulation of your own youtube career. You should just keep going cause no one is gonna have an experience that authentic.

So meta.

 

[Iron Hamster]

pure insanity

You read it here the other day Phail. That's what makes your fake surprise so weak.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

pure insanity

“Thank you for telling me that, I did not know”
Isn’t it your fucking job to know these things?!
Christ, Phil

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

pure insanity

Thank you! Watched more videos from this channel.

"You have to understand something: Don't worry I'm not changing myself to be a guy who just reacts to shit. There's tons of people like that. That's not me. I'm a gamer."

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Spoiler: lol

 

[Sup3r]

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And this was the game that he decided was good enough to interupt his precious schedule for. The only game he's ever done it for.

pure insanity

Jesus christ, did you read anything about it beside "comment with money go brrrrrr"? He didn't even look them up to make sure he knew what they were before hoping that he'd get them.

Besides it makes sense that a copyright matched video wouldn't be allowed superthanks. As far as YT is concerned that video is not legally owned by the uploader and that any money made by it should go to the actual copyright holder. Even if STs were allowed on claimed videos, it's most likely that they'd be given to the claimant, not the sperg who uploaded it. It's common sense based on YT's own rules, but I'd bet you've never read YT's rules have you, Phillip.

 

[SomeBoyo]

pure insanity

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