Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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When is some insane autist going to actually stalk Patrick and then he has to come up with a new word to call his trolls
He'll claim they've all been doing it all along, and blame the legion of fictional stalkers for everything he can pin on the real one. If anything, he'd like a concrete and provable example.
 
The thing about Pat is, he is clearly retarded (and fat) on the surface, but with a little thinking, a more true, whole level of retardation is revealed. Tweeting the FBI about people being mean to you on the internet is like tweeting social security when you stubbed your toe to try to get on disability. It's so retarded and self centered it is not something anyone but Pat would ever think to do, and I hope he never stops.
Fatrick, perhaps more than most shitlibs, embodies the principle that in order to be a leftist/liberal/shitlib you not only have to pretend not to know a lot of things, you literally have to be, effectively, completely disconnected from reality - and that you have to scream, loudly, that things are the opposite of what they actually are.
 
The Darklings' Darkest Day

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I finally looked at his IG in detail and holy shit, this porker has posted literally dozens of selfies — some shirtless. 🤢

No straight man takes that many selfies unless he’s cheating. I’m not convinced Fat is straight, but he’s absolutely sending pics to people who aren’t his wife. Some of them are pretty objectionable. I’m offended tbqh.

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The bottom one totally looks like Artie Lang's retarded brother
 
I finally looked at his IG in detail and holy shit, this porker has posted literally dozens of selfies — some shirtless. 🤢

No straight man takes that many selfies unless he’s cheating. I’m not convinced Fat is straight, but he’s absolutely sending pics to people who aren’t his wife. Some of them are pretty objectionable. I’m offended tbqh.

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Come on some of those have gotta be shopped
 
So the atalker is claiming that
1: Elon Musk and him took Niki out to dinner
2: After dinner they went to Johnny Depp's attic
3: They blew butter shrimp farts into Niki's coochie
4: The farts improved the smell
5: This occurred while Fat was away explaining why Elon Musk sucks
6: Fat is always wrong
7: And Fat
And according to Fatrick, only two of these things are wrong... Okay then

Well clearly it's 1 and 2 because you don't even have to buy big Nikki dinner to fart in her snatch and it wasn't in the attic, they just used the garden shed.
 
He was looking way too svelte to me.

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That’s more like it. @Oliver Onions this is not a criticism of your work, I’m just a cunt.

Also I can’t stop laughing at the faces Fat’s fat makes:

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Someone please connect him with Ethan Ralph so these two MRAs can collaborate on a paternal alienation awareness campaign.
This made me spit out my coffee laughing.

The Fatrick FanArt Zone is off to a fine start. :semperfidelis: Let this begin a Golden Age of Kiwi Farms Fat Rick artistic content. We need to catch up with the Rascals. I hope in six months to see a collection of Rare Pats rivaling or surpassing Gator’s. Fatrick is just so fuckin fat it has to be celebrated.
 
Patty is one of those effeminate losers who pretend they’re big sports fans just to seem less gay and normalize their daily all-day drinking. Sure would be a shame if he were taunted about the fact that even his beloved teams are failures like him.

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Atheist Fat prays to a God he doesn’t believe in, hoping to become more like this brave homosexual. You are all weaklings compared to Fat and his faggot, child.
 
these were posted on reddit and it's a wonderful example of why Pat is such a great cow. He's always dropping truth bombs. Never goes with the bit.

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Can you imagine anyone else on Pat's particular brand of jenkem, feeling compelled endlessly to deny grinding Negro children into pepperoni, that people did not, in fact, commit physically impossible feats of flatulence with his whore wife, and other shit no normal person would even respond to.
 
This made me spit out my coffee laughing.


The Fatrick FanArt Zone is off to a fine start. :semperfidelis: Let this begin a Golden Age of Kiwi Farms Fat Rick artistic content. We need to catch up with the Rascals. I hope in six months to see a collection of Rare Pats rivaling or surpassing Gator’s. Fatrick is just so fuckin fat it has to be celebrated.
you can make unlimited unique edits with the pay quasi site alone. the number gets higher by the hour
 
Another rare Fatty. This is from that hotpot ai generator for "Fat Rick Tomlinson."
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The accuracy is frightening.
This one is my favorite. It's like one of those old paintings of Ol' Saint Nick, but without all the heartwarming charm; so more like a delirious fat man who breaks into your house.
What he looks like is John Wayne Gacy but without the charm.
Atheist Fat prays to a God he doesn’t believe in, hoping to become more like this brave homosexual. You are all weaklings compared to Fat and his faggot, child.
I like how he's leaning forward at the camera, which makes his already morbidly obese face look even fatter. His literal face is fat! Great neck gunt, Fatty!
 
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