Painkiller Already (PKA) podcast - Call of Duty Commentary turned Friendship Simulator

[MasonicTelevision]

Any Real Sweet Kids on this board? just kidding I haven't listened to the podcast long enough to warrant using that moniker

For those who don't know, PKA is a biweekly podcast starring:

retired software architect and Internet father figure Matthew Woodsworth (WoodysGamertag)

ex-guntuber turned bodybuilding trap chaser Kyle Myers (FPSKyle/FPSRussia)

owl lookalike and pretty funny guy Taylor (Murkadurkah)

There were some other names associated with this podcast, such as former hosts Lefty and WingsOfRedemption (a founding member with thread here). What initially started as a web show centered around Call of Duty (all the hosts were big in the early CoD Commentary scene on YouTube) has now turned into a long-running podcast featuring all sorts of guests, such as

• (((Harley Morenstein))) - Sam Hyde trainee; doesn't keep kosher
• Nana Anthony Cumia - Tunisian knife fighter
• Boogie1488 - obese gunman and sissy hypno victim
• Tucker - faggot from Los Angeles
• DesTINY - test tube gubgub snailman
• Brandon Herrera - functional alcoholic and "gunsmith"
• LVNDMARK - uncharismatic Tarkov streamer
• (((Steve Hofstetter))) - kicked out of 109 comedy clubs
• OnlyUseMeBlade - livestreaming rapist in ailing health
• John McAfee - Coprophagic Capitalist
• MorePlatesMoreDates - PUA/cum supplement salesman
• Richard Ryan - founder of Back Room Casting Couch
• Shaun Atwood - former drug dealer and prison inmate)
• Dick Masterson - NAMBLA spokesperson

I listen from time-to-time, even if WoodT's political takes are ripped straight from MSNBC. As of this writing their most recent episode had General Sam on (link - not archiving b/c its 4 hours long)

Relevant Links:

Podcast Site/RSS: PodBean
Youtube Channel: WoodysGamertag
Paypigging: Patreon
Subreddit: r/PKA

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I enjoy it.

 

[Jimmy Pop]

FPSKyle is looking pretty rough these days, I remember enjoying his content way back when.

 

[MasonicTelevision]

FPSKyle is looking pretty rough these days, I remember enjoying his content way back when.

Methinks the roid stack is rotting his brain, might explain his lusting after Lumi and F1NN5TER

 

[Lemmingwise]

They're pretty fun to listen to from time to time, but part of the fun is that they're kinda dumb sometimes.

This was a good one.

In general, kyle's prison and parole officer stories are also just interesting to me.

I can't imagine listening to a single podcast in full, but since they have pretty good annotation, it's easy to skip to some things that are interesting. In this case I clipped some "short" bits for anyone interested and unfamiliar.

 

[Retink]

I used to listen to it once in a while but I found them unbearable when they started just sounding like leftist media shills. I get not everyone knows the details of everything that's happening, but I remember them shitting on Kyle Rittenhouse with all of the retarded shit how he crossed multiple state lines and killed black people or whatever. You'd think of all people Kyle would be skeptical of the media's reporting on anything to do with guns.

 

[BrunoMattei]

They're pretty fun to listen to from time to time, but part of the fun is that they're kinda dumb sometimes.

This was a good one.

In general, kyle's prison and parole officer stories are also just interesting to me.

I can't imagine listening to a single podcast in full, but since they have pretty good annotation, it's easy to skip to some things that are interesting. In this case I clipped some "short" bits for anyone interested and unfamiliar.

I know them from the Mr. Metokur video. I then tried to watch another episode or two and clicked off. True story.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I know them from the Mr. Metokur video. I then tried to watch another episode or two and clicked off. True story.

Same. But then I came back and discovered there are nuggets of golds between the browner nuggets.

Also that one guy fucked a tranny, as OP said.

And I enjoy the mysoginist clips.

I can't find the other one where he "helps" his wife with the door.

Edit. AH! found it.

I saw a better version of it once that had a caption like "Sigma rule 923: make your wife look stupid" and added a short segment after where you see him use a leafblower on an office chair in the woods in slow motion, to make himself spin around. Really sold the immature masculine fantasy.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I only watched the segments where Kyle told stories from jail.

 

[BelUwUga]

In my opinion the show needs to be shorter/less frequent and it would be a lot more tolerable. Otherwise it is best to look at clips/timestamps for what seems interesting. I think some of their least interesting content or worst takes are simply because they need something to talk about. Overall I would still say there's a lot of entertaining content to see. I do have to say Kyle seems exceptional to me for how much he really isn't a lolcow for how much lolcow-y shenanigans he has gotten up to. He's pretty open about what he's legally able to and doesn't try to lie about it. It's either a proof the lolcows here are really exceptional, or this is a slow-burn for his eventual ascent to the pastures. To end, here's one of my favorite clips:

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

Woody 100% kills the podcast for me. He literally can't go 1 second without moral fagging. Greatest example was when they were looking at the Frank Hassle change.org to have boogie2988 receive the death penalty. And even though he was laughing along he kept screaming that boogie wasn't the bad guy.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Woody is the worst part of the podcast.
Kyle gave up his career and freedom for weed and then tranny ass.
Taylor is pretty cool.

The best segments are the conspiracy theories but they seem to not do them too often, i forget the last time they did one.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

Woody is the worst part of the podcast.
Kyle gave up his career and freedom for weed and then tranny ass.
Taylor is pretty cool.

The best segments are the conspiracy theories but they seem to not do them too often, i forget the last time they did one.

What kills me even more is that he talks too much and interrupts everyone even though he really has nothing intresting or new to add to the conversation

 

[MasonicTelevision]

Woody is the worst part of the podcast.
Kyle gave up his career and freedom for weed and then tranny ass.
Taylor is pretty cool.

The best segments are the conspiracy theories but they seem to not do them too often, i forget the last time they did one.

Kyle said it was ~$400,000 in firearms, many of which were irreplaceable NFA items like pre-86 machine guns. Not to mention he was attempting to get into federal explosives licensing near the end of FPSRussia, which would put him under electron-microscope levels of scrutiny from the government. Don’t know why you would touch weed, let alone discuss it with that level of publicity while owning firearms.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Woody's son jerks off dogs

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

What kills me even more is that he talks too much and interrupts everyone even though he really has nothing intresting or new to add to the conversation

Woody thinks he is the smartest guy in the room so will interrupt with his shitty anecdotes or opinions, hes a annoying friend you keep around because you have a sunk cost fallacy about the guy.

Kyle said it was ~$400,000 in firearms, many of which were irreplaceable NFA items like pre-86 machine guns. Not to mention he was attempting to get into federal explosives licensing near the end of FPSRussia, which would put him under electron-microscope levels of scrutiny from the government. Don’t know why you would touch weed, let alone discuss it with that level of publicity while owning firearms.

Kyle was a dumb ass who thought he was above the law, and while i dont hate the guy he got what he fucking deserved

 

[MasonicTelevision]

Also that one guy fucked a tranny, as OP said.

One of the funnier vids I’ve seen chronicling Kyle’s man love tendencies:

 

[sidekek]

I found them unbearable when they started just sounding like leftist media shills

they're not, but Taylor doesn't keep up with politics, Woody doesn't talk to anyone but his progressive wife, and Kyle is genuinely retarded enough to believe anything he reads on reddit.
whenever Kyle says anything over-the-top progressive, he's compensating for his mildly racist jokes & inclinations for the audience or guest -- e.g. he clearly has no problem with saying "nigger" or making jokes about black people, but acts really shocked whenever Woody saying it accidentally comes up.
t. RSK for the last ~8 years

 

[Retink]

they're not, but Taylor doesn't keep up with politics, Woody doesn't talk to anyone but his progressive wife, and Kyle is genuinely retarded enough to believe anything he reads on reddit.
whenever Kyle says anything over-the-top progressive, he's compensating for his mildly racist jokes & inclinations for the audience or guest -- e.g. he clearly has no problem with saying "nigger" or making jokes about black people, but acts really shocked whenever Woody saying it accidentally comes up.
t. RSK for the last ~8 years

Taylor is the one that probably bothers me the least because from what I remember he just doesn't talk about shit he doesn't know outside of making jokes about it, Woody is the one with the most retarded leftist takes, and Kyle just seemed to always bandwagon with Woody. The constant sex shit with Kyle also got old quick, I don't want to listen to how much random crap some dude online can fit up his ass or how he lusts after trannies.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

I only just started watching PKA highlights a couple of weeks ago, so I don't have super strong opinions on anyone, but I enjoy Taylor and his stories. Woody just seems like a well meaning boomer, and looks like Bob Saget. I've never watched FPSRussia, so I didn't know Kyle before I starting watching these PKA highlights. He seems cool, and it's interesting hearing him and that Runescape dude talk about prison.