It's literally this. You won't get more than this. He described the emotes on the list like an autistic retard. Phil doesn't bother to show them!
mentally challenged and proud
Dark Dave and Aqua do, but Aqua is trying to branch out into her own gameplay streams (along with barely ever restreaming him) and the amount Dark Dave gets is barely in the double digits per week. It is highly doubtful they do it for an easy payout.
He got rid of the statue by giving it to Khet, debunked.
Big ups to you and Jaspers Angels
Man that's a face that should have felt a punch from Viscant all those years ago. Too bad Viscant went along with Phil's "Let's do D-X crotch chops"
It's like he can't wrap his tiny little mind around the idea that other content creators can sometimes be truly altruistic. From his point of view, everyone is as greedy and conniving as he is. Classic narcissist who doesn't see his worldview as a problem, that he's "just doing what everyone else is doing" whilst being a disgusting selfish beggar and a scammer to boot.
Yeah this is blatant stalling at this point. He needs to be dragged by the game kicking and screaming to fight Malenia. He knows it's coming, so he's doing what he always does in the face of hard work: procrastinate.
So he makes himself look like a retard while reading guides so we don't call him a retard.
