Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Braphamut]

Ralph won’t make medical. He’s already had a heart attack. They’ll require him to get follow ups with a cardiologist before getting signed off. Ralph will refuse because he’s a poor broke wigger, but show up to the fight anyway high as fuck hollering how they should let him fight and how actually they’re the cowards for not letting him fight.

Who's Mister Medicare now? we will laugh and shout until he makes an even more implausible excuse.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Will not happens as we know Ralph is a weak cowardly blubbery mass

 

[Chris Mclean]

Why would Ralph think Warski would back out of it? He didn't back out of the Tonka fight, Tonka did.

Well cause Warski has some real anexity issues about confrontations. Ralph stole thousands of dollars from him and treated him like a bitch yet he stuck around for years cause he was scared.

The last two times Warski and Ralph have meet physically has ended with Warski running away, once in Miami where he locked himself in the bathroom crying in a fetal postion and Ralph was hollering. The other time when Ralph was with Norah and him, Warski left when Ralph stepped up to him.

There was multiple times it looked like he was gonna back out of the Tonka thing. The only reason he stuck around was cause everyone who was active in these circles at the time knew Donga would back out.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Typo, meant he wasn't going to fight.

Aw it's cool. I knew what you meant. I'm not one of those faggots that sees a mistake or an ambiguous bit of phrasing and crucifies a person for it. I just sit there and go "oh they probably meant this."

 

[Braphamut]

Will *The Million Dollar Man* Fuentes hire the best endurance coach for Ralph or will he buy out the card girls and replace them with catboys? Both?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Jarbo offering to double team Raloh with Andy so they meet his weight class is the funniest shit.

 

[WutangLee]

Will *The Million Dollar Man* Fuentes hire the best endurance coach for Ralph or will he buy out the card girls and replace them with catboys? Both?

No, it's gonna become a race for who can pullout last and what excuse they can use. For ralph I'd wager it would be because he can't pass a physical, and they're cowards for not letting him fight. Which is why we're hoping they go with someone like street beefs. If they could get the Icy Mike vs Ninja Ron fight to happen (as Ninja Rons mental state was questionable), a tranny fight, they can work in the Gunt.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

The last two times Warski and Ralph have meet physically has ended with Warski running away, once in Miami where he locked himself in the bathroom crying in a fetal postion and Ralph was hollering. The other time when Ralph was with Norah and him, Warski left when Ralph stepped up to him.

While I agree that it was pretty sissified of him to back out those two times I honestly can't say what I would do if a drunk felon twice my size started to threaten me.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I still want that guntout with PPP vs Ralph that never came to pass.

 

[make_it_so]

If Ralph follows through with this, he is undoubtedly going to get seriously hurt by Andy. However, if Ralph backs out of this, it will quite literally TonkaSaw what's left of his career. His few remaining followers will lose all respect for him and he will forever be known as a coward. Either way, the result will be to destroy his tough-guy Ralphamale image.

If only he had kept his mouth shut and not agreed to this stupid shit, that could'be been avoided.

 

[Slimy Time]

Guys, I come from the future with footage of how this fight ends.

 

[Nigella]

Ok, so I think realistically that ralph might be ready to fight warski in two years. And that is if he actually committed to training. So there is no way this doesn't end badly for Ralph

 

[MoeChotto]

Ralph's probably on Amazon right this minute searching for a championship belt he can award himself after he pulls out of the fight and then arrives at the arena entrance unannounced to whine.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Here's the refresher course:

Man I miss Dame Pesos.

Ralph won’t make medical. He’s already had a heart attack. They’ll require him to get follow ups with a cardiologist before getting signed off. Ralph will refuse because he’s a poor broke wigger, but show up to the fight anyway high as fuck hollering how they should let him fight and how actually they’re the cowards for not letting him fight.

Wait does that mean we can call the pig Ralphacare?

 

[Jann_Hörn]

If Warski rode a wheelchair with a headdress into the ring when Donga was a no show what will he do when Ralph doesn't show?

A FED t-shirt, a ginormous bowling trophy (preferably taller than Warski), and a cowboy hat to boot

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Back when I was a boy, we settled these matters by saying "meet me at the park after school" then beat each other with clumsy haymakers while a mob of feral kids laughed and shouted in the background. No crying about doctors or fucking streaming rights.

Or just at school, then friends after beating the shit out of each other.

Everyone’s just turned into utter retards these days.

 

[hawkisnight]

Gunt was beaten into a pulp few months ago and had surgery done because of it. On top of that he's unhealthy as fuck. If there's a medical before the fight there's no way they will let him fight, right? What are the chances Andy actually kills Ralph because of his recent orbital fracture injury if there's no medical before or Ehanol finds a doctor who lets him fight?

 

[Gamercat]

Gunt was beaten into a pulp few months ago and had surgery done because of it. On top of that he's unhealthy as fuck. If there's a medical before the fight there's no way they will let him fight, right? What are the chances Andy actually kills Ralph because of his recent orbital fracture injury if there's no medical before or Ehanol finds a doctor who lets him fight?

we would get free bacon

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Or just at school, then friends after beating the shit out of each other.

Everyone’s just turned into utter retards these days.

We used to beat the shit out of each other. The only real rule was no punching in the face because we knew that was a recipe for getting parents involved.

It is strange how no associated violence would happen. Someone pissed you off...better fight. Best friends again after.

 

[Polyboros2]

Ralph won’t make medical. He’s already had a heart attack. They’ll require him to get follow ups with a cardiologist before getting signed off. Ralph will refuse because he’s a poor broke wigger, but show up to the fight anyway high as fuck hollering how they should let him fight and how actually they’re the cowards for not letting him fight.

And then Dick Masterson will call it hilarious.

I think people are overestimating the damage Ralph inevitable bitching out of this fight will do to himself. He has his Internet Dad Dick Masterson to give him the thumbs up on his pathetic responses to chickening out(The Wiggers Shuffle outside of The Blaze). He also has is true Internet friends in Nick Fuentes and the rest of Anarchy First that will back him up on actions that'd previously end a Internet personality (false flagging just recently, soon chickening out of an IRL Blood Sports fight).

And you know what? I couldn't be more happy for that. We have an incredible set of circumstances here. We have a drug fueled narcissistic lolcow with a community to support and encourage his acting out. We've had an amazing 4 months of laughing at Ralph, and I don't think it wouldn't be nearly as good of he didn't have peers and people he aspires to please affirming his behavior every step of the way.

I don't think he's going to stop until he's dead or on jail. MAYBE if AF snakes on him and he literally can't afford his poverty anymore. Until then, I'm living fat on all this corn.