Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Bagger 293]

So the atalker is claiming that
1: Elon Musk and him took Niki out to dinner
2: After dinner they went to Johnny Depp's attic
3: They blew butter shrimp farts into Niki's coochie
4: The farts improved the smell
5: This occurred while Fat was away explaining why Elon Musk sucks
6: Fat is always wrong
7: And Fat
And according to Fatrick, only two of these things are wrong... Okay then

Clearly what he's getting at is that the farts did not improve the smell by any medical standard.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

What does he think tweeting at the FBI will do? Does he think the FBI has a customer service person on Twitter? Does he think they're Wendy's and they'll give him free nuggies to avoid negative press? They don't even reply to anyone.

The thing about Pat is, he is clearly retarded (and fat) on the surface, but with a little thinking, a more true, whole level of retardation is revealed. Tweeting the FBI about people being mean to you on the internet is like tweeting social security when you stubbed your toe to try to get on disability. It's so retarded and self centered it is not something anyone but Pat would ever think to do, and I hope he never stops.

It's peformative, he wants people to see what a victim he is.

 

[John_Smith]

Come on some of those have gotta be shopped

They were taken using one of those slimming filters that some phone cameras have. Other than that nope, no shooping at all. WYSIWYG, one fat load posing with some strange fruit he plans to turn into pepperoni. FYI, he uses the tree in front of the ha' hovel to hang 'em and gut em.


He may @ the FBI and not get a direct response, but the jackboots do respond to guys like Piggy. Somewhere in Washington, in the bowels of the J. Edgar Hoover building, enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of Piggy and his oinkings.

 

[Shaka Brah]

He may @ the FBI and not get a direct response, but the jackboots do respond to guys like Piggy. Somewhere in Washington, in the bowels of the J. Edgar Hoover building, enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of Piggy and his oinkings.

If he was a little more on-brand he might have gotten a fat ShareBlue check from the feddies like Brooklyn Dad.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I finally looked at his IG in detail and holy shit, this porker has posted literally dozens of selfies — some shirtless.

No straight man takes that many selfies unless he’s cheating. I’m not convinced Fat is straight, but he’s absolutely sending pics to people who aren’t his wife. Some of them are pretty objectionable. I’m offended tbqh.

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I don't know if it's deliberate or not but I love how many of these make Pat look like a guido.

 

[Law]

It’s probably my favourite too, I have a soft spot for this also

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Wow I can't believe Patrick thinks homosexuality is a mental illness. He's so homophobic.

 

[AnOminous]

They were taken using one of those slimming filters that some phone cameras have. Other than that nope, no shooping at all. WYSIWYG, one fat load posing with some strange fruit he plans to turn into pepperoni. FYI, he uses the tree in front of the ha' hovel to hang 'em and gut em.
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He may @ the FBI and not get a direct response, but the jackboots do respond to guys like Piggy. Somewhere in Washington, in the bowels of the J. Edgar Hoover building, enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of Piggy and his oinkings.

You could probably FOIA it, although it should be noted that your own FOIA requests can themselves be FOIAed. They probably won't tell you about Operation Pepperoni, though, because it's an active investigation.

 

[discombobulate]

When the old gypsy lady told Fatty that he'd be famous, with hundreds hanging on his every word, is this what he envisaged?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Patty is one of those effeminate losers who pretend they’re big sports fans just to seem less gay and normalize their daily all-day drinking. Sure would be a shame if he were taunted about the fact that even his beloved teams are failures like him.

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Atheist Fat prays to a God he doesn’t believe in, hoping to become more like this brave homosexual. You are all weaklings compared to Fat and his faggot, child.

Holy shit Pat is monstrously ugly. He looks like a Bogdanoff, just fat and low-T.

 

[Ophelia]

When the old gypsy lady told Fatty that he'd be famous, with hundreds hanging on his every word, is this what he envisaged?

Fatter… fatter… fatter…

 

[John_Smith]

You could probably FOIA it, although it should be noted that your own FOIA requests can themselves be FOIAed. They probably won't tell you about Operation Pepperoni, though, because it's an active investigation.

You also come to the attention of those who glow, and that is never a good thing. OTOH, Quasi's attorney, Mr. Jerry Jens, esq.& BSD, could have a plausible reason to file a FOIA.

To save everyone the trouble, the file would indicate that at least one profiler has investigated Piggy and come to 2 conclusions.
(1) He demonstrates a personality disorder and pre-spree shooter behavior and there is a non-zero chance of a politically motivated shooting spree in the next 5-7 years, like that from James T. Hodgkinson, the guy who shot up a Rep-Dem softball game and nearly killed Rep. Steve Scalise.
(2) Piggy is Fat. Profoundly fat. So fat that ordinary firearms will not suffice to bring him down. Agents will need something like an elephant gun or RPG to seal the deal. Japanese whalers will need to be brought in to flense the carcass before a proper autopsy can begin.

Do not doubt that there is a file. Piggy expresses plenty of violent thoughts and has threatened to use his guns. However, the thing that will have attracted the attention of the jackboots is that he creeps on Republican politicians' social media. He has responded/tweeted to several, Lauren Boebert for example. The tweet is somewhere in this thread. He probably creeps on their facebook and instagram too.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

uh oh, I don't know if Pat will be able to deal with the cumboys whose only joke is "i'm gay". It might genuinely drive him crazy because it's a new level of dumb and low effort

That's not fair to cumboys. they have other jokes like "my dick is small", "actually I fucked her first", and referring to the word nigger without actually saying it.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Oh dear...



Looks like another lawsuit isn't in the works:



Piggy ran from a debate with Shapiro and still insults him from behind a block:



My dude:



God damn, everyone is roasting him today. Twitter really has changed for the better:



I decide what numbers mean, child.



Piggy oinks a lot:

 

[raticate]

hopefully he gets at least 6 tomlinson accounts to do the N train

 

[instythot]

Oh dear...

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Looks like another lawsuit isn't in the works:

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Piggy ran from a debate with Shapiro and still insults him from behind a block:

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My dude:

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God damn, everyone is roasting him today. Twitter really has changed for the better:

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I decide what numbers mean, child.

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Piggy oinks a lot:

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Now here's how a rascal could kick this up a notch fairly easily. Make a Patrick parody account and run a Twitter bot to reply to every single fatrick tweet with "the above account is a cyberstalker impersonating me. Report it for impersonation and block."

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Oh dear...

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Looks like another lawsuit isn't in the works:

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Piggy ran from a debate with Shapiro and still insults him from behind a block:

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My dude:

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God damn, everyone is roasting him today. Twitter really has changed for the better:

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I decide what numbers mean, child.

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Piggy oinks a lot:

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How does one man tweet so damn much? I need to go touch grass just from having looked at his bullshit.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Oh dear...

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Looks like another lawsuit isn't in the works:

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Piggy ran from a debate with Shapiro and still insults him from behind a block:

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My dude:

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God damn, everyone is roasting him today. Twitter really has changed for the better:

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I decide what numbers mean, child.

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Piggy oinks a lot:

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I kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling. This might be it, the psychotic break saga

 

[instythot]

I kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling. This might be it, the psychotic break saga

I don't know about that. Patrick has been copy/pasting the same responses in texts for years already, he doesn't just do this on twitter

 

[Mr Moonface]

(Credit to ToxicCisWhiteMaleFatt)

I kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling. This might be it, the psychotic break saga

He wasn't even done. I came back two hours later and found some fresh oinking:

 

[artilleryfroth]

What time of day was this? I’m guessing he was shitfaced. Fatty’s gonna get an overuse injury in his thumbs if he keeps this up. I guess he just really digs Twitter since Elon bought it..?