Sam Hyde

to me sam is the funniest when he is out trolling people. I wished he did more of that. He is still not that well known were he cant do it.
 
to me sam is the funniest when he is out trolling people. I wished he did more of that. He is still not that well known were he cant do it.
I agree he is funniest when trolling people. I do think he has enough of a reputation that it's harder to pull off now, at least when it comes to law enforcement. I think that's why he started associating with Frank Hassle, although Frank himself probably has a short shelf life at this point.
 
I agree he is funniest when trolling people. I do think he has enough of a reputation that it's harder to pull off now, at least when it comes to law enforcement. I think that's why he started associating with Frank Hassle, although Frank himself probably has a short shelf life at this point.
the problem with frank is that half his videos are gone now thanks to a fat pedo and the other being his best stuff isnt always that funny nor will it ever be as good as Sam.
 
Did anybody buy Sam's new book?
I want to know if it's as shitty as it looks, but I also don't want to spend $22 to find out.
I know it's supposed to be shitty because ironic shittiness is "funny," but I wanted to know if it's just the level of shit where it doesn't matter how ironic you're pretending to be, it just comes off as dumb and obnoxious.
 
Did anybody buy Sam's new book?
I want to know if it's as shitty as it looks, but I also don't want to spend $22 to find out.
I know it's supposed to be shitty because ironic shittiness is "funny," but I wanted to know if it's just the level of shit where it doesn't matter how ironic you're pretending to be, it just comes off as dumb and obnoxious.
i didnt read it tho
 
Thanks.

The writing is somewhat entertaining and is broken up with a lot of pictures and other shit. Would maybe buy it as a physical copy.
It reads exactly like one might imagine it would.

Some quotes:
they learned to use nanomachines to program Afreekan refugees’ hair to be an edible nutrient, which helped feed the armies of disabled quadra-sexed nurplerxymen
One wrong move here and the neighborhood LatinX mujer will call your Mega64, sock-and-sandal, graphic tee fuckin’ dink ass out. “I don’t want that beige dick, mijo,” she’d say, brushing empanada flakes off her over grown hairy forearms
Not many schools these days will allow you to get a doctorate in jerking it, but here you can do just that.
The Simulacrum Elves welcomed him to an incredible Veganfeast, which he accepted telepathically. Within the sacred main chamber, there was a long, bismuth crystal feastingtable, piled high with Vegan delicacies and treats, such as gluten-free pita bread, unsalted hummus, raisins, Ritz crackers, Clif® Bars, Tic Tacs®, every different type/flavorof Banquet® frozen dinner (in The Future, Banquet® frozen dinners are vegan), Huggies® Little Mouthfuls Vegan Jalapeño pop’ables, and frothing chalices of almond milk.
Jesus pushed the Asian pleasure droid off his lap and dismissed it with a flick of his hand. It meowed and Jaihoo caught a glimpse of a visibly full uterus.
The traders rubbed their hands together furiously, scheming up several ways to financially exploit the certainty of the existence or nonexistence of God.
 
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