Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Sam better watch out, Boogie only knows how to fight with weapons.

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I really hope Sam Hyde goes into Boogie2988, talking shit and bringing up clips to get people hyped for the fight and watch Boogie seeth. We all know he isn't going to fight, hes a 50 year old morbidly obese man that never fought one fight his whole life. The best we can get out of this is having Sam Hyde openly mock Boogie.
 
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Lugubrious said:
I really hope Sam Hyde goes into Boogie2988, talking shit and bringing up clips to get people hyped for the fight and watch Boogie seeth. We all know he isn't going to fight, hes a 50 year old morbidly obese man that never fought one fight his whole life. The best we can get out of this is having Sam Hyde openly mock Boogie.
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I actually hope he doesn't because Boogie is happy for any attention with how far he is fading into obscurity. The fact that he's talking to Keemstar, who publicly disdained him, says it all. Why give him any sort of boost?
 
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Here’s how it would play out if it happens: Boogie walks down the ramp to the ring, halfway through he has to take a break, entrance song is still playing but he does the “No, I’m fine” handwave and slowly makes his way to the ring, breathing heavily the whole time.

After a good minute of hilarity as Boogie tries to squeeze his fat ass through the opening and keeps getting stuck in the ropes he makes it in the ring, now beet red in the face and practically hyperventilating. His fight doctor, who looks an awful lot like Michael Jackson’s last doctor with a bad wig and fake mustache assures the referee that Boogie is fine to fight so they set the rules, touch gloves and the fight starts.

Sam starts moving around the ring, getting a feel for Boogie’s defense while Boogie, now light headed and experiencing numbness in his extremities and a clouded mind struggles to focus. His vision goes blurry and…BAM! He hits the mat. The ref counts it off, Boogie shakes as he tries to get up but, even after six solid months of DDP Yoga and Fitness Boxing on Switch he still hasn’t developed enough muscle mass to lift his frame.

Sam is declared victor as Frank Hassle runs into the ring to point, laugh at and mock Boogie. “This is the final insult!” Boogie weakly rasps out while trying to sound tough.

Summoning every last ounce of strength he has, Boogie forces himself to stand up. Like his dad’s whiskey dick the night he conceived Steven he struggles and strains to reach his fully erect state. He gets as far as doggystyle before the strain pushes his heart to the limit and down he goes again, this time for good. His fight doctor is now long gone, leaving behind only his wig and mustache.

The audience immediately bursts into laughter and it’s the last thing Boogie hears as he fades away, his last thought being regret over not shooting Hassle when he had the chance.
 
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Keavy Rain said:
Here’s how it would play out if it happens: Boogie walks down the ramp to the ring, halfway through he has to take a break, entrance song is still playing but he does the “No, I’m fine” handwave and slowly makes his way to the ring, breathing heavily the whole time.

After a good minute of hilarity as Boogie tries to squeeze his fat ass through the opening and keeps getting stuck in the ropes he makes it in the ring, now beet red in the face and practically hyperventilating. His fight doctor, who looks an awful lot like Michael Jackson’s last doctor with a bad wig and fake mustache assures the referee that Boogie is fine to fight so they set the rules, touch gloves and the fight starts.

Sam starts moving around the ring, getting a feel for Boogie’s defense while Boogie, now light headed and experiencing numbness in his extremities and a clouded mind struggles to focus. His vision goes blurry and…BAM! He hits the mat. The ref counts it off, Boogie shakes as he tries to get up but, even after six solid months of DDP Yoga and Fitness Boxing on Switch he still hasn’t developed enough muscle mass to lift his frame.

Sam is declared victor as Frank Hassle runs into the ring to point, laugh at and mock Boogie. “This is the final insult!” Boogie weakly rasps out while trying to sound tough.

Summoning every last ounce of strength he has, Boogie forces himself to stand up. Like his dad’s whiskey dick the night he conceived Steven he struggles and strains to reach his fully erect state. He gets as far as doggystyle before the strain pushes his heart to the limit and down he goes again, this time for good. His fight doctor is now long gone, leaving behind only his wig and mustache.

The audience immediately bursts into laughter and it’s the last thing Boogie hears as he fades away, his last thought being regret over not shooting Hassle when he had the chance.
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I’m immensely sad I’m probably not in the same timeline/alternate reality this occurs in…
 
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Zero chance an actual fight happens, no one will want the liability if that fat shit drops dead on them. Not that he'd actually show up anyway, he's way too much of a narc and a coward to actually show his face in a boxing ring.

To compensate, here's the Yarborough vs Takase fight (bonus with the funny commentator, I'd pay good money to hear him commentate on fatty2988.)

 
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When you think about it I don't think there's a single aspect of boogie's life that he does "right."
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-Doesn't exercise (lol obviously)
-Terrible hygiene
-Can't dress himself properly
-Doesn't change out of his clothes often
-Didn't (and likely still doesn't) brush his teeth
-Won't train his pets
-Likely doesn't know how to cook anything more complex than a Stouffers meal
-Sleeps in the worst position

I know we all get focused on the drama in Boogie's life, but just think about it. This is basic shit an 8 year old can do properly, but Boogie actively chooses not to do. What a horrid abortion of a human being.
 
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Chilson said:
-Doesn't exercise (lol obviously)
-Terrible hygiene
-Can't dress himself properly
-Doesn't change out of his clothes often
-Didn't (and likely still doesn't) brush his teeth
-Won't train his pets
-Likely doesn't know how to cook anything more complex than a Stouffers meal
-Sleeps in the worst position

I know we all get focused on the drama in Boogie's life, but just think about it. This is basic shit an 8 year old can do properly, but Boogie actively chooses not to do. What a horrid abortion of a human being.
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He's nothing more than a fat Aaron Carter really
And speaking of Aaron, no one tought he would step in the ring either, he's almost more than a bail out than Boogie
But lo and behold, he did and got his fucking ass kicked in the most hilarious way ever

Imma hold out hope for this one. If the massive junkie can show up I wanna hope the bitcoin baron can too

For reference, a junkie getting beat up by another junkie under the disguise of "celebrity boxing" :

 
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