Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[Getwhatyou]

No shot Ralph shows, guy is all talk. If it did actually happen my money is on Warski, hell my money is on anyone fighting Ralph that short fat gunty manlet

Ironically. The only one who has found on camera is ralph.

So really if you betting on anyone who has any experience it would be him.

Whether he would last the walk into the ring without a heart attack is another thing however.

It doesn't take much wind to be punched in the head over and over

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

None of them are humble. Once Fuentes made the cookie joke, his political career was dead.

Nigger, this bitch ass twink holds nothing sacred, his political life depended on his faith being the cornerstone of his morals. Once that is gone only the weak ass niggers and the ballsuckers will remain.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Why won't anyone fucking fight Andy, this sector is full of bitch made pussies.

Edit:
Ethan, will you really shame your new daddy Nick and catboi friends by bitching out? Pulling a Tonka is irreparable damage

 

[Braphamut]

When Warski went to fight Tonka, people expected Tonka to turn up in a wheelchair.
Can't wait to see how people respond when the ralphamale rolls out in this beast

Spoiler: The joke

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[Fannyscum]

A couple of tweets from Warski's timeline:

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[AIM Henchman]

Ralph can get those gains with with high protein diet of oven-roasted puppies and catboy semen. I heard he has a hookup.

 

[HotdogWater]

The internet has seen Warski win one fight (by default, but still technically a victory) and Ralph lose three fights (female cop, troon house, Portugal). Betting odds like that are why 0.8% of voters selected Ralph as the prospective winner, assuming he doesn't bitch out of the fight.

The only "fight" Ralph can claim as anything of a "victory" is when the mob of his guntlings saved him from punching guy at the bowling alley, to which he promptly curb-stomped the guy on the ground. In an actual 1v1, a first grader could murder Ralph.

It's a lose-lose for Ralph, whether he shows or not.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I look forward to what ralphs next plan is to get out of the fight.

So far its

1. Blame boogie
2. DM boogie to pressure him to not take the fight
3. Demand unrealistic contracts that must be met within 24 hours of his statements
4. Claim he has a kid now
5. Demand more money
6. Claim possible health reasons(for boogie not him)
7. Claims he has prior engagements he has scheduled that would interfere
8. Demand keemstar pay more money


How will ralph make an excuse on the Killstream tonight? Will Pantsu say she will leave him if he does this?

 

[Lincoln A-log]

I look forward to what ralphs next plan is to get out of the fight.

So far its

1. Blame boogie
2. DM boogie to pressure him to not take the fight
3. Demand unrealistic contracts that must be met within 24 hours of his statements
4. Claim he has a kid now
5. Demand more money
6. Claim possible health reasons(for boogie not him)
7. Claims he has prior engagements he has scheduled that would interfere
8. Demand keemstar pay more money


How will ralph make an excuse on the Killstream tonight? Will Pantsu say she will leave him if he does this?

I think you've got them all covered Bryan

We all know Ralph will and would lose any fight he gets into but he has to show up to this. This is Ralphs last chance to save any face before he drops lower than Tonka

 

[Chris Mclean]

"Uhh.. Sorry Ralph, Marie Uhhhhh.. poked me on Facebook and now i can't come to Knoxville 2."

Jim might be the slowest dying man but Dax has to be the slowest healing man.

 

[JhonVent]

Ethan Ralph will use the excuse that Dick has died to get out of the fight and Dick will fake his death to get out of the fight in order to not have to accompany Ralph and be in his corner to support him.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

If any of these fights come to fruition, I'm going to be betting so much money.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Beyond knowing he’ll get his fat ass absolutely handed to him, Ralph will never fight for one reason in particular:

They won’t let him wear his sunglasses in the ring.

He‘ll be too busy trying to tank Warski’s lovetaps to concentrate on keeping his eyes focused. Everyone would see how badly cross eyed and deformed he’s become since the Portugal beatdown.

 

[Fivehead]

I disagree with the majority here and think that they're actually going to go through with it and it's going to be epic.

With that said, these guys live in different countries so somebody is going to have to get vaccinated in order to travel to this event (and it's probably going to be Warski if he isn't already).

 

[DrBoom]

Honestly I got no idea which way this could go, I know the popular consensus is Ralph ducks out but I think there is a lot more on the line than some internet cool points like Tonka had. Ralph was part of the "winning team" before. Ralph has had much greater heights (and arguably greater lows) than Tonka had in well... just about anything really.

On Ralph's side he has the AF crowd, Dick, his own reputation and health.
Andy is a coke head who would 100% get dunked on but he is the kind of guy that manages to keep coming back from embarrassing shit.

I know some people have given advice to Ralph but I want to give something to Andy, something I think he needs to hear just as a reminder because while the odds are in his favor, nothing is promised.

Andy, for the love of god do NOT fuck this up. Ralph will ride this shit to the bank and while he is able to deflect shit all day, this would be a W to blot out the sun and while he has to recognize the opposition typically, he could use this as a catch all "Don't gotta listen, Andy lost!"

I'm sure people love Ralph shit, I enjoy it too, but I would find it really dull if all the content began getting stale because he could hide behind this single W.

Time really is a flat fucking circle, isn't it?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Honestly I got no idea which way this could go, I know the popular consensus is Ralph ducks out but I think there is a lot more on the line than some internet cool points like Tonka had. Ralph was part of the "winning team" before. Ralph has had much greater heights (and arguably greater lows) than Tonka had in well... just about anything really.

You DO remember that a no show on Tonka's part pretty much killed his streaming career, right?

 

[LemonParty]

"Uhh.. Sorry Ralph, Marie Uhhhhh.. poked me on Facebook and now i can't come to Knoxville 2."
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Jim might be the slowest dying man but Dax has to be the slowest healing man.

Who says Dick Masterson doesn't want to see Ralph get his flabby ass beat?

Dick only conveniently "hurts" himself to avoid hanging out with the Gunt. He wouldn't miss this fight.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Boogie going on a diet is a more likely event than Ralph actually showing up to fight Warski.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Honestly I got no idea which way this could go, I know the popular consensus is Ralph ducks out but I think there is a lot more on the line than some internet cool points like Tonka had. Ralph was part of the "winning team" before. Ralph has had much greater heights (and arguably greater lows) than Tonka had in well... just about anything really.

On Ralph's side he has the AF crowd, Dick, his own reputation and health.
Andy is a coke head who would 100% get dunked on but he is the kind of guy that manages to keep coming back from embarrassing shit.

I know some people have given advice to Ralph but I want to give something to Andy, something I think he needs to hear just as a reminder because while the odds are in his favor, nothing is promised.

Andy, for the love of god do NOT fuck this up. Ralph will ride this shit to the bank and while he is able to deflect shit all day, this would be a W to blot out the sun and while he has to recognize the opposition typically, he could use this as a catch all "Don't gotta listen, Andy lost!"

I'm sure people love Ralph shit, I enjoy it too, but I would find it really dull if all the content began getting stale because he could hide behind this single W.

Time really is a flat fucking circle, isn't it?

I'm not so sure about Ralph winning the fight and gaining a mega W would be so bad. Any time Ralph perceives the slightest victory he feels like he's invincible and becomes extra retarded until he fucks up again. If he won a boxing match against Warski who knows what kind of batshit stunt he would pull.

I get your point though, Warski needs to train for this shit as hard as possible. A win by decision and a few love taps isn't what anyone wants to see, they all want to see Ralphs eyes get more googly.

I'm going to be so disappointed when he backs out of this.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

There's no reason for Ralph not to play along because:

A) He has several ways to wriggle out of showing up.
B) His current fanbase is so pathetic and craven that when he does flake, they'll accept whatever bullshit reason he feeds them.

Everyone makes the mistake of assuming Ralph is just some retarded animal, but he's more than that: he's a greased up retarded animal. He squeals and wriggles, he perpetually gets himself cornered yet remains difficult to capture due to his thick outer layer of oils and booze sweat. Ralph WILL NOT show up for the fight, he WILL find a way to get out of it and his paypigs WILL continue to support him.