Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Dnein said:
Victoria has provided intense video evidence of her tremors and dystonia. How could we ever question her.

....Good lord, though. That is probably the worst seizure/tremor/whatever-the-fuck-she-thinks-she's-imitating I've seen.

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Very real. So real.

I wonder about her history, what drove Victoria into this dumbshit muncharie? As far as I've read, she's never discussed anything about her life previous to getting sick.
 
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KrewlKween said:
Feels like morgellons hysteria peaked a while ago, it was fun while it lasted. Also it had limited potential for munchie behavior beyond excessive skin picking. It was too easy to dismiss as a bad case of the crazies. Not enough sorry points in claiming you have alien fibers coming out of your skin.
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At its height, Joni Mitchel had it.
 
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Dnein said:
Victoria has provided intense video evidence of her tremors and dystonia. How could we ever question her.

....Good lord, though. That is probably the worst seizure/tremor/whatever-the-fuck-she-thinks-she's-imitating I've seen.

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Dummy should just take wellbutrin to give herself real tremors. Munchie pro tip.
It also might help their depression that can cause chronic fatigue but don't tell them or they'll chimp out about being "invalidated".
self-diagnosed dumbass said:
Didn't snot-bubble-spinal-fluid Morgan claim this or am I misremembering?
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I think she claimed it was "a spinal fluid leak" lol.
 
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Cheyenne has two new videos. I'm bored and like to torture myself for internet points, so have a summary.

There's a nationwide calcium shortage, which is the primary component in her TPN. Now she has to do lactated ringers to get her calcium. "I was just made aware of this yesterday." Poor Chey, this is inconveniencing you and you alone. Apparently, it's "when not if" her calcium will drop. The TPN multivitamins are still on shortage.
It takes Cheyenne almost a full minute to do a simple nine-piece puzzle with help. Cheyenne is going to be a godparent.
Cheyenne and her best friend who I can't remember the name of are using a kid's decorating toy to decorate Easter eggs. They're using watercolor pens on eggs. I want to cry.
Cheyenne was a tomboy because she liked dinosaurs and reading, wow such masculinity! Someone should've told her that there were girl dinosaurs too.
"The family" ate and they played games. Cheyenne has been running a fever every day that week. This was so fucking pointless.
I hate that I had to watch two of her intros. You can tell by her cringy ass intro that this bitch thinks she is like the Duggar family of chronic illness vlogging. Bitch, this isn't TLC. You have 10k subscribers and only 240 of them wanted to see you pick strawberries.
Today is April 25th. Cheyenne is picking strawberries with her mom at Hunter Farms.
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They're going back tomorrow or Wednesday too. Artsy shot of the strawberries.
"I don't tolerate heat well, that's why we're coming back." She's planning to do it in 20-minute bursts over 2-3 days. They're planning to make jam or something, Chey is in a hurry to remind everyone that of course she can't eat it.
Cheyenne's mom says Chey is "in her element."
They're back the next day. "Thith is the biggest thtrawberry we have tho far."
Plants give Cheyenne a rash so she's wearing gloves. Totally in her element though!
Wednesday - making jam with Cheyenne. Somehow they got three pounds of strawberries, I guess her family did all the hard work (aka having fun as a family) while she sat in the car? Or she's just a liar. She has a custom "Chef Cheyenne" cutting board.
Apparently at some point in the past Cheyenne couldn't have even been in the same room as someone eating strawberries. But after her colectomy, she doesn't have scent-based reactions.
Cheyenne's mom asks her what's wrong while she's pouring in the jam, Cheyenne says her tube hurts. Nothing actually seems wrong though.
Again, Cheyenne reminds everyone she can't eat the strawberry jam. Her calcium is stable, so she doesn't need a calcium infusion. Guess she lived the week.
 
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KrewlKween said:
Feels like morgellons hysteria peaked a while ago, it was fun while it lasted. Also it had limited potential for munchie behavior beyond excessive skin picking. It was too easy to dismiss as a bad case of the crazies. Not enough sorry points in claiming you have alien fibers coming out of your skin.
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They need to do a Morgellon's reboot with microplastics or something. Feels like Gen Z is obsessed with microplastics. It's also a little more believable than an incredibly advanced alien race capable of faster-than-light travel putting fibers under your skin to...annoy you I guess.
 
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SmeltItDeltIt said:
Are we allowed to talk about Beefany here? Cause I get a face full of that awful little lard on IF and I can’t say how much I hate everything about her cause Reddit is full of fags.

Anyway. Beefany, you’re an awful cunt. Get a life.
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Is she a munchie? If so go nuts but make sure you introduce her to us so we know what the fuck you're talking about
 
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SmeltItDeltIt said:
Are we allowed to talk about Beefany here?
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Yes. We don't give a shit about Reddit's retarded "approved subject" rules here. She's been talked about pretty extensively - just search her name or username in this thread in the search bar and you'll come up with a few pages of posts where she's been mentioned. I get that you're from Reddit but come on, it's not that hard to just do a little bit of digging.
JackDonaghysSecretLover said:
Is she a munchie? If so go nuts but make sure you introduce her to us so we know what the fuck you're talking about
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They're talking about Bethany aka rebellious_story on Instagram.
 
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SmeltItDeltIt said:
Are we allowed to talk about Beefany here? Cause I get a face full of that awful little lard on IF and I can’t say how much I hate everything about her cause Reddit is full of fags.

Anyway. Beefany, you’re an awful cunt. Get a life.
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We highly discourage ragging on appearance, we just want these dumpster sluts to get mentally healthy, m'kay?

No way man go for it, Beefany's a pain in both ass cheeks
 
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son of jurassic bark said:
We highly discourage ragging on appearance, we just want these dumpster sluts to get mentally healthy, m'kay?

No way man go for it, Beefany's a pain in both ass cheeks
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Yeah I know I’m a lazy bitch for not digging through this long ass thread, figured it was quicker to ask if there was some reason I don’t see her much on here while she’s always pumping out rage inducing content. I guess they’re doing a good job at keeping up with her at IF but you can hardly say anything over there without upsetting everyone.
Anyway. Just wanted to shout into the void how much I absolutely loathe her smug face, her doctor shopping, and complete sense of entitlement.
 
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SmeltItDeltIt said:
Yeah I know I’m a lazy bitch for not digging through this long ass thread, figured it was quicker to ask if there was some reason I don’t see her much on here while she’s always pumping out rage inducing content. I guess they’re doing a good job at keeping up with her at IF but you can hardly say anything over there without upsetting everyone.
Anyway. Just wanted to shout into the void how much I absolutely loathe her smug face, her doctor shopping, and complete sense of entitlement.
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Not to mention her laser pointer so she doesn’t have to talk to the help.
 
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Friendly reminder that, when discussing someone here, you want to also serve screenshots and/or archived content. Coming here to brood over someone is fine, but like...at least provide examples of what you're talking about. Don't just start talking about xyz or you're gonna look like That One Kid in high school who moved from out of state and won't shut up about their old school in Maryland or whatever.

Search the thread, read the OP, skip through highlights, learn the norms, and then strike up conversation with examples of what the hell you're talking about. We're generally agreeable, but a little effort goes a long way. Lurk heavily and save yo' shit.
 
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SmeltItDeltIt said:
Are we allowed to talk about Beefany here? Cause I get a face full of that awful little lard on IF and I can’t say how much I hate everything about her cause Reddit is full of fags.

Anyway. Beefany, you’re an awful cunt. Get a life.
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Protozoangod said:
Not to mention her laser pointer so she doesn’t have to talk to the help.
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Details? Receipts? Not everyone reads Reddit.
 
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