James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
Could he have actually gotten a lot better than Arin? Dude is funny but he's not particularly charming or attractive, he has a room temperature IQ, a history of racism and not particularly good looking career prospects. He doesn't have a higher education or any notable job history for the past like 20 years outside of playing NES games. I think he landed the best he possibly could.
Somehow he's loaded with a house despite all that.

As for Erin I guess they both like anal.
 
I will say, the ending to that episode was both sincere and in a way, kind of touching. I know how much Contra means to James, and even though the rest of the episode was pretty meh, I will say the ending did a good job at tugging at my heart strings, which I can't say AVGN has done for a long while.

So, kudos James.
 
Caught a minute of Mike's stream this morning and our boy is lookin rough

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Haven’t seen the new episode yet. Modern AVGN are usually only OK (sometimes you get stinkers like Shrek and Black Tiger and Deck Enhancer) but I still get some enjoyment out of them. A one and done sorta thing most times. As for any childishness, AVGN has always been pretty damn Juvenile so to me that’s not an issue. As long as I get some chuckles or even one big laugh like the Ernie fight from last episode, I find it worth the watch.
 
but seriously Mike, you could have gotten a LOT better.
I really doubt that. Mike is a turbo sperg who never looked that good to begin with and is looking more and more ghoulish with each passing night.

Also James with the "You can play as a mother fucking Woof" lmfao. But seriously, maybe he should just pivot to "Nostalgic/Sentimental Video Game Nerd" since it seems we're at a point where he's much better off talking about games he likes.
 
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did he really leave cause of her? maybe he really didn't want to deal with the slobs (i don't include ryan in that group, since IIRC, he was there long before those fatter fucks)
If I remember correctly the COVID lockdowns prompted James to put J&M Mondays on hold for a few months. After that Mike just decided not to come back since he had to commute a fairly long distance to James's house every week and was just tired of it since they had been doing J&M Mondays for 7 years.
 
Pretty good episode. In the description it says that Mike helped with this episode. It was probably him actually playing the games.
Fucking shave your head already James
I could be wrong, but it's probably just footage from the James and Mike Mondays episode of Contra. That'd be my guess.
Caught a minute of Mike's stream this morning and our boy is lookin rough

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Idk. His hair is a mess, but it could be way worse... he could have James' hairline lol
 
Another alright episode. The shitstorm was unnecessary and sucked, and he could have went into the non-NES games a little more (like how Hard Corps' endings are difficulty based, which kinda sucks, or just a wee bit on why the PS1 games suck). Not many jokes, but if people love it I can completely see why.

My main criticism is more preference than the thing itself being bad, and that's the final bit of the video. I really don't care about nostalgia fixation, especially to that extent. It makes it sound like only past stuff was good, and everything nowadays sucks which isn't the case, especially in gaming. It gets annoying. I know it's always been a part of the channel, but it's getting a bit much between this and the VHS video to me.
 
Erin looks like a literal Cabbage Patch Doll. Her content does not seem like anything sticks out. She’s so plain. I know I’m fixated on her objectifibly but seriously Mike, you could have gotten a LOT better.
I too miss J&MM, it was the highlight coming home for work.
But come on, Erin is kind of cute and a nerd, would you say no?
Redhaired freckle girls are the stuff!
 
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Mike is looking a little rough, Is he really 41 already? That feels too old for somebody like him, I dunno why. It's got me feeling some type of way knowing that he's in his 40s now and I'm still watching stuff he makes.
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I wonder if he's got any major plans for the future. How fucked would it be if Mike had a kid? I can't imagine this dude being a father for some reason, as much as I appreciate him.
 
I too miss J&MM, it was the highlight coming home for work.
But come on, Erin is kind of cute and a nerd, would you say no?
Redheared freckle girls are the stuff!
Yeah, I miss those episodes, but I can also understand that after 7 years of them, either Mike or James or both got tired of recording them.
 
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