Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[DiabeticSP]

Boogie is gonna go the Dada 5000 route and die in the ring from cardiac arrest after throwing six punches.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Boogie is getting slammed in Keem's Twitter post. Everyone knows Boogie is full of shit.

Couldn't commit to a diet after a gastric sleeve but he's going to commit to a strict, daily food and exercise regimen that's a 100% out of pocket expense so he can fly to who knows where and get his ass kicked.

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

Kiwis... I was in rehab in February when old Winks had his mega sperg-out and just caught up.

Holy shit. ho-LEE shit. Steven I know you are reading this, you need to get a restraining order against this shitlord. This motherfucker went along on murder sprees with his mom and danced when she smoked a dude and he posts vids LARPing as the Riddler taunting you.

I really, really fucking hope Winkleham rapes Boogie and declares vengeance for appropriating his PTSD. It would be cathartic for him. Winkleham, please dinner table the fuck out of this fat faggot and end this shit for good. Or I guess, Sam can knock this fool into his second stroke.

What in the Sugar baby fucking, ex-wife cucking, HAMS performing fuck.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Boogie is gonna go the Dada 5000 route and die in the ring from cardiac arrest after throwing six punches.

People underestimate how taxing boxing is. Even relatively fit people get winded after just 1 or 2 rounds hitting the punching bag and sparring is even worse. Boogie might not even make it past the first training session and it will be a challenge just to find a boxing/mma gym willing to take on the insurance liability of training his fat ass.

That being said, this fight would be pretty based and I hope it happens. Either Boogie dies in the ring, gets his ass beat, or he somehow manages to knockout Sam. There's no way the ending wouldn't be hilarious.

 

[BagelsBagel]

People underestimate how taxing boxing is. Even relatively fit people get winded after just 1 or 2 rounds hitting the punching bag and sparring is even worse. Boogie might not even make it past the first training session and it will be a challenge just to find a boxing/mma gym willing to take on the insurance liability of training his fat ass.

That being said, this fight would be pretty based and I hope it happens. Either Boogie dies in the ring, gets his ass beat, or he somehow manages to knockout Sam. There's no way the ending wouldn't be hilarious.

the dude can barely walk. his leg has bad lymphedema. fighting him would just be mean, regardless of how pathetic he and whoever he fights probably are.

 

[Thin Privilege]

Why does this boxing shit feel like another instance of Boogie letting his bruised ego drag himself into another terrible unwinnable situation, just like the Hassle feud?

He either backs out at the last minute, getting called a coward.
Or he does do the fight, but performs horribly, possibly even suffering a major injury.
Boogie is so fat and unhealthy he could legit die.

He really doesn't learn anything does he?

 

[AnOminous]

Can we truly say we live in a just universe if Boogie doesn't die in his sleep tonight?

 

[DickMain]

Sleeping on your stomach is also the worst way to sleep as it fucks up your spine. Not that Boogie's spine is not thoroughly destroyed, but god damn at least sleep right you fat piece of shit.

Not that he ever had one, but yeah.

 

[SpaceAce]

0.00% chance that any 'fight' happens. He can barely stand on his purple legs. If he did go through with it it would have to be Kayfabe.

Which Sam immediately breaks. Shoots on him and literally kills him, which is what a series of punches would do to this fat fuck. His heart would explode.

Still expecting him to milk this for kawntent

Sadly even Kayfabe couldn’t help Boogie here; we all know we can’t follow a script to save his life (or more accurately his career) and he’s just got no sense of showmanship or charisma.
I know I’ve said this before so I apologize for being repetitive but Boogie is just no fun in any setting outside of discussing his failings here.
He could be 20 years younger, 200lbs lighter and 2000x more athletic than he is now and I still wouldn’t want him under a spotlight and near a microphone.

 

[General Tug Boat]

If this hypothetical fight involves HAMS, then Melon would be lack luster at best. This man can't even fuck right, who are we kidding.

 

[HeyMoon]

Exactly how it should go.

 

[fat suit monica]

Sleeping on your stomach is also the worst way to sleep as it fucks up your spine. Not that Boogie's spine is not thoroughly destroyed, but god damn at least sleep right you fat piece of shit.

Can you imagine Boogie lying on his back? His tits would be hanging off the sides of the bed, touching the floor.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Sleeping on your stomach is also the worst way to sleep as it fucks up your spine. Not that Boogie's spine is not thoroughly destroyed, but god damn at least sleep right you fat piece of shit.

Gonna power level TMI here a so those who don't know can understand why Melon the custard cousin Felon 1488 sleeps on his stomach.

I have a family member who is morbidly obese and at times they sleep on their stomach because sleeping on their side/back causes breathing problems even with a CPAP machine or whatever it is for sleep apnea.

That's why he sleeps on his stomach, literally just fat.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Gonna power level TMI here a so those who don't know can understand why Melon the custard cousin Felon 1488 sleeps on his stomach.

I have a family member who is morbidly obese and at times they sleep on their stomach because sleeping on their side/back causes breathing problems even with a CPAP machine or whatever it is for sleep apnea.

That's why he sleeps on his stomach, literally just fat.

But how the fuck does it work? That fat gut is so Huge.....his head must just hang there?

 

[Jack Scarefani]

But how the fuck does it work? That fat gut is so Huge.....his head must just hang there?

Gonna take a wild guess here and assume the bed is morphed/sunk in. Combine that with a few extra pillows/blankets and you have your blob bed.

 

[Rotary Tiller]

I wonder how long it's been since Boogie's bedsheets were last washed? You just know he hasn't done it himself while Chad has been away.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Can't stop himself to seethe at Ethan

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[Beard_Chan]

Gonna take a wild guess here and assume the bed is morphed/sunk in. Combine that with a few extra pillows/blankets and you have your blob bed.

Blob bed is good lol.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Seethin' Steven at it again! This is even more comical when you remember Ethan just made a very short mention of him and decided to ignore him ever since because he can't be bothered. It must suck to be fuming about someone when he doesn't even think about you at all.

 

[DickMain]

Sadly even Kayfabe couldn’t help Boogie here; we all know we can’t follow a script to save his life (or more accurately his career) and he’s just got no sense of showmanship or charisma.
I know I’ve said this before so I apologize for being repetitive but Boogie is just no fun in any setting outside of discussing his failings here.
He could be 20 years younger, 200lbs lighter and 2000x more athletic than he is now and I still wouldn’t want him under a spotlight and near a microphone.

Somebody write a wrestling script for Boogie but turn it into a Boogie video please.

Can't stop himself to seethe at Ethan
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Man, I know that he misspelled "every" when he says "not even Keemstar did that to me". What's he trying to imply here exactly? It's like the Ethan thing all over again. He just has to take these passive aggressive swipes at people just to, what, paint himself in a good light or something?