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Aww, it cut off just as he was starting to shoulder dance.
Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening
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What would it take for Ethan to do the truffle shuffle?
Tiger Jack
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I can’t decide if that little pause he leaves at the end is him just trying to catch his breath, or if he was hit with a rare moment of self awareness.
”Oh shit that was embarrassing, I just did something Chris Chan would do, oh god, oh fuck.”
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Well hey RageTits good to see you!
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The vile physique of this rage pig.
Detestable and absolutely horrific. Having such a figure should be a sin in of itself.
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It's been mentioned before but how does one have normal human arms but morbidly obese fingers and torso? How does the obesity skip the arm? Most fatties get that drumstick arm.
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Doing coke, listening to "No Vaseline" thinking he's gangster, and not realizing the whole song is about people having things stuck up their ass with no vaseline after a solid week of people joking about him sticking his thumb up asses to eat the poo-poo. Ralph really is kicking a lot of own goals isn't he?
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Ralph really DID turn into Chris. The mantle was bestowed upon him that fateful day in Richmond, like the Prophet Elijah laying his mantle upon Elisha before being assumed by the heavenly chariot, but in some unholy mockery. His thumb is his Sonichu medallion.
Nate Scully 025
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No… oh no…Ralph really DID turn into Chris. The mantle was bestowed upon him that fateful day in Richmond, like the Prophet Elijah laying his mantle upon Elisha before being assumed by the heavenly chariot, but in some unholy mockery. His thumb is his Sonichu medallion.
It’s the ring.
That’s why he’s never mentioned it before now. It literally manifested itself on his person, warping his memory itself in much the same way that Chris would internally edit things so they made sense in his fantasy world.
Things have only started.
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Interesting choice of song. A diss track where one man makes fun of a group of people, picking them apart effortlessly while being as blunt and vulgar as possible, calling then out for selling out the identity they used to garner their audience, and calling their leader's heterosexuality into question. Sort of reminds me of a "debate" that took place not too long ago...Doing coke, listening to "No Vaseline" thinking he's gangster, and not realizing the whole song is about people having things stuck up their ass with no vaseline after a solid week of people joking about him sticking his thumb up asses to eat the poo-poo. Ralph really is kicking a lot of own goals isn't he?
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Stevie Wonder saw this coming.
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Ragepig tits are so disgusting that even michelin man PPP has to feel his own man boobs to make sure he doesn't also have ragepig tits
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I just love his expression. It's like he had to check his own body as reassurance.
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The look of actual fear on his face gets me every time I see this, you can tell that PPP has finally found something to stare upon in the abyss that has stared back. This imagine honestly wouldn't be complete without it mostly as anyone else seeing this would assume that Ralph's tit had to have been edited but no, we must suffer with PPP as he feels a fear of something he cannot understand.
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Ralph has probably never used the term "Sour Grapes" in his life, until Jim effectively used it against Nick/Ralph in one stream, and now Ralph throws it around like its his catchphrase he invented. Gunt is learning from Master Nick. "I... I'm not gay, Metokur! YOU'RE gay! You uh... have sex with your wife! ...fag!"
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Convinently leaving out that hes working in media and was about to get his dreamjob. But i guess anything outside of the internet in their world dosent exist
Of course Mersh and Ralph are eternal moochers and of course dosent know anything of acceptable conduct in the workplace. Getting called a pedo even by a mentally unstable loon is gonna hurt your chances.
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Don't feel sorry for Porsalin being called a pedo. No one made him attention whore online, and that is a consequence of attention whoring online.
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He's pensive, he's deeply shaken that if he doesn't regulate his own weight better he's gonna manifest some lovecraftian cosmic horror to put the ragepig tits to shame. He's shaken to his very core, if he doesn't change what sort of surreal appendage will he grow, how will his body betray him? He is second guessing his path in life, he's almost silently begging god to lead him back to the straight and narrow. Ethan Ralph has sheparded this fat faggot back to god. CHRIST IS KANG!!!