Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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big ups liquid richard said:
Because they don't actually do that. They get their capos to do it for them (for free) or rely on kiwifarms posters to spoon feed them (for free).
Your money doesn't go towards supporting the dozens of hours each week. It goes mostly toward gambling and drinking. The underlings that actually do all the work get nothing. I heard last week, one of the capos actually had to donate to get P/W to read a message, reminding P/W that they completed their task and had the clips ready.
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These capos man they are there spreading their asscheeks for free, at least hookers and secretaries do it for dosh. What a pathetic existence.
 
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Yes I'm New said:
Anyone who truly believes Ashton is more replaceable than Andy are hard coping. For one, Godwinson would never lower himself to be co-host to Andy Warski. Much less on a grift. Plus Godwinson has been shitting on PPP for months now on the youtube account "Grossly offensive".

Jesse PS is completely insufferable, if I tuned in to watch a man suck his own dick for hours I'd ask Flamenco for recommendations. There's a reason Jesse has to do all these irl gay-ops, because he's uninteresting and contributes nothing on the mic. Outside of that who else is there? King of Pol? Flam? Gator? Don't kid yourself there.

Literally any one of us here could be the Andy if we spent 3 days fucking around with OBS tutorials. He's a dead zero on air and more often than not ruins Ashtons sharp points by blunting them with his retard babble or shrill testicle smashing shrieks. Null himself would have been the best Andy but that ship has sailed.

But the reason why Andy's sticking around is simple. Over half of the superchatters are fans that Andy has cultivatated over the years. Which is why most superchats on their show are sub-negroid IQ points, or incomprehensible cringy jokes.

Paypaypay fans very ironically do not Paypaypay. Because Ashton has built his entire fan base around being anti-grift and not bogging down his show with reading everything the chimps at home throw at him, and this is why he'll never do solo shows again.
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i agree with most said here, but would add that the superchats would come in either way. The show is growing, and especially after the shit with Fuentes recently, is bound to grow. Hell, Ive never sent a single person a superchat in my life, but would happily throw 100 dollars at PPP because i believe he is one of the few in this sphere legitimately funny. Im just hoping either ashton relays most of this to andy. or andy himself reads this. Even then though, i dont think it will change much. It's obvious that Andy has already considered himself to be the star of the show, we are doomed to listen to hot take after hot take strung together with "go ahead" and seal clapping until PPP learns how to run obs.

Yeah... Warski actually thinks its all his thing... "Ashton will be in touch."
PPP You better take andy down hard whenever you figure the obs stuff out.
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^^what is this tweet even talking about?
big ups liquid richard said:
Doesn't sound like Godwinson at all, maybe Squire. But I'm pretty sure Squire has been spending all his time firmly suckling the underside of PPP's gunt, like the Remora fish.
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how do people not recognize that it's Squire? Rewatch some of the tomato streams and it'll be obvious
 
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tantric_depressive said:
^^what is this tweet even talking about?

how do people not recognize that it's Squire? Rewatch some of the tomato streams and it'll be obvious
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They are setting up some knoxville 2.0 fight between andy and the gunt. Now right after i posted I thought maybe im misunderstanding the process of setting up an actual fight and it has to be done through a third party, but i still stand by my assumption that andy actually believes hes the one bringing the kino to the casino.
 
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because knoxville was the peak of warskis career as well as being one of the few times he was the center of attention in a positive way. he’s usually a support character for whoever he’s doing the show for like PPP right now or JF in the past.
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Andy is low on impulse control and likes to mouth off. Typical jiggery coonery you'd expect from a Portuguese.

This is an insult to the noble art, btw.
 
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Late as fuck but heres some good info for Vickers. All those accounts telling rach for patriotically or whatever her name was, was just Ralph telling her that he would rape big papa facist up the ass. plz add this to the court docs.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Why in the fuck is surfer hanging out with known furry pedophile faggot organization?
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He's been for months. It's the main reason I quit watching, because it's too painful to see.

Also I'm a bit irritated that we got a year's worth of PPP cutting wrestling promos about beating up Ralph in a fight and now that it might actually happen, the stuttering drunk jumps in front and claims the spot for himself. Who wants to see that when it could have, should have, been PPP?
 
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big ups liquid richard said:
He's been for months. It's the main reason I quit watching, because it's too painful to see.

Also I'm a bit irritated that we got a year's worth of PPP cutting wrestling promos about beating up Ralph in a fight and now that it might actually happen, the stuttering drunk jumps in front and claims the spot for himself. Who wants to see that when it could have, should have, been PPP?
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I think Ralph is too scared to fight PPP but deluded enough to think he could take Warski
 
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big ups liquid richard said:
He's been for months. It's the main reason I quit watching, because its too painful to see.

Also I'm a bit irritated that we got a year's worth of PPP cutting wrestling promos about beating up Ralph in a fight and now that it might actually happen, the stuttering drunk jumps in front and claims the spot for himself. Who wants to see that when it could have, should have, been PPP?
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W/r/t Surfer...what the fuck Surfer? Unfortunately, it seems he truly is delusional without Ashton to reign him in. I loved him with PPP but he's gone off the rails.

In defense of Gunt v. Andy, PPP is so much larger than Gunt that a loss would not have been humiliating for Gunt. But if Gunt loses to Andy it will have more impact.
 
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big ups liquid richard said:
He's been for months. It's the main reason I quit watching, because it's too painful to see.

Also I'm a bit irritated that we got a year's worth of PPP cutting wrestling promos about beating up Ralph in a fight and now that it might actually happen, the stuttering drunk jumps in front and claims the spot for himself. Who wants to see that when it could have, should have, been PPP?
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Isn't Surfer and some other associated people in the Kino-Verse (Mormon Shaggy, Grossly Offensive/Squire, Simp Show, BronxBeats) trying to say PPP is the new Ethan Ralph and that he was lying about the swatting along with alot of other stuff? Shit is really gay and just comes off like Surfer being a jaded lover tbh- but then why are the others supporting it?
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
Isn't Surfer and some other associated people in the Kino-Verse (Mormon Shaggy, Grossly Offensive/Squire, Simp Show, BronxBeats) trying to say PPP is the new Ethan Ralph and that he was lying about the swatting along with alot of other stuff? Shit is really gay and just comes off like Surfer being a jaded lover tbh- but then why are the others supporting it?
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Yeah idk what people see here. The theory is that Ashton fake swatted himself by sending the police to Surfers Neighbor?

It just sounds retarded idk why would he do it like that IF he were to even do it in the first place.

And swatting someone is a serious crime, he has so much to lose now for what gain exactly? I just don’t think Ashton would go for that strategy. Also since the theory is primarily coming from surfer, who has legit schizophrenia, it can pretty much be dismissed.
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
Isn't Surfer and some other associated people in the Kino-Verse (Mormon Shaggy, Grossly Offensive/Squire, Simp Show, BronxBeats) trying to say PPP is the new Ethan Ralph and that he was lying about the swatting along with alot of other stuff? Shit is really gay and just comes off like Surfer being a jaded lover tbh- but then why are the others supporting it?
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Honestly i had a theory about that earlier in the thread before it all started so maybe they got it from here and latched on to it ? But still i dont have receipts, it's just a theory, a game theory.
 
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