Super Mario Wiki / SuperMarioBoards / NIWA Wiki Community - Current Happening: Wiki Troons scammed out of 75 Grand, no more money for dilators

Just dropping by to say that I'm loving the OP so far. Keep it up.

I'll let you know if I find some more interesting cringe.
Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Why do so many wikis have a large variety of retards?
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Wikis are made up of a population of 40% kids and 60% weirdos, the latter mostly being trustefarians with too much time on their hands.

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Then again, if the Bulbagarden drama is anything to go by, the 70% are probably pedos who want to groom kids.
 
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Not a bad start at all OP, but you're missing one of the biggest cows in the pasture:

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Results May Vary/RMV/Limp Bizkit/Mike R is a turbosperg among turbospergs, a man who writes entire wikis that will be read by no one. He's been bouncing around between the various NIWA sites, being a useful tool at first before getting kicked out for throwing a tantrum over some minor detail. The first recorded instance of this was on the smash bros wiki and I'm afraid I don't have the details, but I do know that his banning there caused him to take out his impotent fury on the Kirby wiki of all places. He has since been stalking the mods of that site on and off.

More importantly though, he's a legitimate schizoid.
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A large part of his drama stems from the circumstances surrounding the previously independent Zelda wiki. To keep things brief, that site joined with wikia/fandom and ditched NIWA (can't blame them), leaving a large gap in the organization's coverage. RMV had a personal wiki that he had been sitting on for years with himself being the only contributor and he proposed that his site, triforcewiki.com, be added to NIWA. This predictably led to tension among the users who didn't cotton to the idea of a mental patient being in charge of covering one of Nintendo's largest properties, but also sent RMV into a bizarre obsessive frenzy over connections between the games and an alleged secret society based out of Yale university:
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Keep in mind that his Zelda wiki only exists because he had an autistic melt down over the previous NIWA affiliate using a published book called the Hyrule Historia for its citations, and that the official Nintendo product didn't match his headcanon. The rabbit hole goes much deeper than this, but I'm afraid this is all the screen caps that I've been given and I believe he's deleted his discord account. Retards like this never stay quiet for long though, and considering how NIWA itself is a shitstorm of co-dependant autistic people trapped in one another's orbit the odds of him crawling back into the picture are good.

PS He's also a suicide baiter for pity points lmao.
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Oh I have a folder on RMV lmao, that's taking some time to cook though. I have nearly 4 years of his exploits, back as far as when he first graced NIWA with his presence. Its a work in progress :)

We are talking about a loony so hyped up on his own farts that he has proclaimed himself to be the vilian to topple an empire of morons... all in the name of bringing glory to a Limb Bizkit album that nobody listened to.

ETA: Nah, that discord is still up, he is just banned from every discord server for being such a spastik that he lost arguments with even Alex back in 2019 (before I was a famer, sorry bros). He seems so still be in DFE mode from the events in the above screenshots, however. I almost made a thread when he got sent to banworld 3 months or so ago, but tbh I missed the boat because life had me too busy to cow watch. Making a thread on somebody that already DFE'd by the time I noticed seemed like a one way ticket to spergatory.
 
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Blood Unit said:
Ray Trace's bio on the Super Mario Board made me burst out laughing. Their entire bio is a giant rant about being genderfluid and how enbies are actually more oppressed than troons. Pure, weapons-grade autism

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sir this is a mario wiki

Leave it to degen wokesters to make even something as distilled-fun as Mario into a platform for their preaching.
 
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RX-78 said:
Not a bad start at all OP, but you're missing one of the biggest cows in the pasture:

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Results May Vary/RMV/Limp Bizkit/Mike R is a turbosperg among turbospergs, a man who writes entire wikis that will be read by no one. He's been bouncing around between the various NIWA sites, being a useful tool at first before getting kicked out for throwing a tantrum over some minor detail. The first recorded instance of this was on the smash bros wiki and I'm afraid I don't have the details, but I do know that his banning there caused him to take out his impotent fury on the Kirby wiki of all places. He has since been stalking the mods of that site on and off.

More importantly though, he's a legitimate schizoid.
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A large part of his drama stems from the circumstances surrounding the previously independent Zelda wiki. To keep things brief, that site joined with wikia/fandom and ditched NIWA (can't blame them), leaving a large gap in the organization's coverage. RMV had a personal wiki that he had been sitting on for years with himself being the only contributor and he proposed that his site, triforcewiki.com, be added to NIWA. This predictably led to tension among the users who didn't cotton to the idea of a mental patient being in charge of covering one of Nintendo's largest properties, but also sent RMV into a bizarre obsessive frenzy over connections between the games and an alleged secret society based out of Yale university:
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Keep in mind that his Zelda wiki only exists because he had an autistic melt down over the previous NIWA affiliate using a published book called the Hyrule Historia for its citations, and that the official Nintendo product didn't match his headcanon. The rabbit hole goes much deeper than this, but I'm afraid this is all the screen caps that I've been given and I believe he's deleted his discord account. Retards like this never stay quiet for long though, and considering how NIWA itself is a shitstorm of co-dependant autistic people trapped in one another's orbit the odds of him crawling back into the picture are good.

PS He's also a suicide baiter for pity points lmao.
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Lol, the suicide pod.
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
All these gay things done in my name.
Now I understand why Jesus is so embarrassed.
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I hear ya. My avatar is NOT an endorsement of the douchebaggery and spergery that is displayed by hardcore Mario fans. I don't care what Birdo's gender is, and I don't care if Mario Bros. takes place in the real world and Super Mario Bros. is the result of Mario's psychotic break from reality after dealing with crabs, turtles and fireballs during his plumbing career.

Play a different game, you speds.
 
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Shroom King said:
I hear ya. My avatar is NOT an endorsement of the douchebaggery and spergery that is displayed by hardcore Mario fans. I don't care what Birdo's gender is, and I don't care if Mario Bros. takes place in the real world and Super Mario Bros. is the result of Mario's psychotic break from reality after dealing with crabs, turtles and fireballs during his plumbing career.

Play a different game, you speds.
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Reminds me of a super old YT video:
 
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Apparently RMV declared autistic jihad on some Dragon Quest wiki and left this word salad before getting banned. You guys understand lolcow psychology better than I do, what exactly is it that prompts them to divulge honest content like this?
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It's like if Terry Davis was dropped on his head as a child. Half-way through the list, I was waiting for him to call the readers nigger-cattle for allowing JRPG's on a Final Fantasy wiki.
 
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Since people seem to like the RMV content, I will let some of it out early. Here you can watch him melt down in 2019 over the wiki team refusing to change their liscenceing agreement with some service provider. His natural immediate response was to call everyone involved retarded, buy his own domain, tell everyone to sue him if they don't like it, and then come crewing back in less than a week once nobody joined his revolution.
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After realizing that he looks by far like the most retarded person in the room, he came crying back begging to be allowed to edit again.
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RMV does this on a regular basis and has managed to tear through almost every community he has ever been a part of in this same manor. This case is old news, but the cycle is almost the exact same every time.
 
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My theory that RMV ended up getting shit canned from all 8 of his high schools social clubs. Hence how he is distorting his fan fiction over a game designed for literal children and mashing it with some gay fan fic about the Skull and Bones society. He managed to make that sound gayer than it already is. What a massive faggot, literal vortex of autism.
 
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Chin of Campbell said:
What's most interesting to me is that these autists are a different category entirely to the Sonic variety. Like, these aren't just Sonicfags transposed onto Mario.

The internet sure is a fascinating place.
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With Sonicfags they're of a more sexual nature, like furfags but with a mixture of manchilds and 90s kids. With Mariofags, its a bizarre thing that's also a mixture of manchilds and 90s kids, but instead of being sexual, they're obsessive compulsive, treating Mario like its some sort of 'super serious business' while at the same time paradoxically treating it like their "blanky" or "teddy" and acting like babies in a playpen who don't want to leave their playthings yet want to apply adult concepts to them like Darwinian evolution, government and gender studies to pretend this kid franchise is way deeper than it actually is and justify their obsession with it, making them similar to closeted diaperfags who think they're wisened fedoratippers rather than like Sonic's furfags. Also they seem to be more obsessed with gender and sex identity in kids than the furfags over at the Sonic wiki, and that's saying a lot.

I don't know how else to describe it, but like you said it truly is fascinating.

Anyway, before any Mario fans that might be here get offended, I'm not saying playing Mario games and liking its characters or whimsical world makes you a babyfag, only people who take it and its "facts" way too seriously, like trying to apply gender studies logic to an egg-spitting dinosaur with a cloaca for a mouth or a dickless shadow monster witch, or acting as if this series somehow invented character development, or applying darwinian evolution to a fucking talking boulder that's born from volcanoes or cartoonish turtle dragons, or trying to apply some sort of consistency or diehard continuity to the setting of a whimsical kids game series and getting into multi-year-long debates over the matter worthy of multiple archives dedicated to protecting the non-existent integrity of trivial info that is entirely irrelevant, with the only info that should matter or be consistent being the ones that are about walkthroughts, hidden items, glitches, plot summaries, etc., most of which aren't even covered on this poor excuse for a site, instead the longest and most dedicated articles are about "transgender" monsters.

I mean just look at this shit
(I can't imagine the level of tism that went into these three)
https://www.mariowiki.com/User_talk:Time_Turner/Archive_8
(there's like 10 or more of these for every janny that spanned over a decade, these people really had no lives outside of their wiki)
https://www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:Issue_100/Transgenderism_in_Video_Games (speaks for itself)
https://www.mariowiki.com/The_'Shroom:Issue_XXXIII (illegible assburger diarrhea)
(All of these seem like goodies @Kier)
 
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NerdShamer said:
Autistic analysis of those side conversations in Fire Emblem.

I only read two posts from this guy, and the vibe that I'm getting is that "neurodiverse" people are incapable of being evil. Might be worth keeping tabs on.
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That vibe is actually a very very common thing amongst these circles. The admins are the most guilty of it out of anyone. The amount of people still white knighting and troll shielding Alex is staggering to me. They seem far more concerned about that than getting their own money back, which is again, absolutely mind boggling.
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(All of these seem like goodies @Kier)
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This is actually very helpful, I was not at all prepared to write a thread when the news broke so it's a tad rushed on the content I could scrape together in the last few days (let alone making sure I have as much discord content as possible incase I get sent to banworld) :lol:

As for the topic of Mario Fans, I think we have the worst of them all bunched up into one to make a supreme shitshow. Its combining the worst of Mario fans with the worst of the wiki users in general. Zelda fans are almost worse in this regard because they have various different sources to argue over which one is better, but generally these people have but infinitely more hours into it than the people that made it did. I think a lot of the spiral comes from how there is pressure to keep updating and editing the wiki to gain social status. Beyond the woke spiral where you have to get gratification from making the wiki more pozzed, status is earned in the community by making edits. Edits worth making were made decades ago. The only way to become a cool kid in your favorite community is to either have a meaningful talent, or be able to regurgitate information that everyone would be better off not knowing.
 
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