Are there lolcows in heaven?

[trickyzerg23]

Without lolcows to laugh at, could it possibly be a heavenly abode? Yet if there are lolcows at which to laugh in heaven, that means there is still milk produced in heaven, which means cringe exists in heaven. Yet heaven is surely perfect and without cringe. Indeed, then, without cringe there are no lolcows, so there can be no lolcows in heaven; whence, then, shall the Farmers quaff their milk‽

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

No, but you are able to laugh at the ones in Hell

 

[thegooddoctor]

Imao, your a user in this website, what makes you think your going to heaven?

 

[eDove]

Fedsmoker might be. Maaaaybe Terry Davis? Probably not, but maybe.

 

[trickyzerg23]

Imao, your a user in this website, what makes you think your going to heaven?

Shall Farmers fall to the fiery depths where trannies writhe and gnash‽

 

[Jason Wynn]

Fedsmoker might be. Maaaaybe Terry Davis? Probably not, but maybe.

Terry definitely is. He did dedicate his life to building a temple in the creator’s name

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

God is a lot more merciful and just than the average Kiwi.

He also knows more about what is going on than we do.

Lolcows can find redemption.