Why aren't you allowed to keep things doctors cut out of you?

[SandyCat]

I wanted to keep my colon polyps as a souvenir but they wouldn't let me keep them. It was some pajeet who did the procedure too. He's doing something weird with them isn't he?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You had colon polyps? Ew, how do you get those, from butt sex? You whore.

But yeah I think he probably took them home and made them into curry, I think most colon related stuff is considered a delicacy in India. Sorry man.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You often can if you ask far enough ahead of time but some stuff automatically gets thrown away. A friend who got in a car accident has some stuff they took out of him. It is illegal in some places though.

But yes, doctors do disgusting things with everything they take from you. Why else would those sick freaks become doctors other than to do that and kill fat people with fatphobic comments like "you should lose some weight"? Frankly, the whole industry should be shut down rather than continue to traumatize people for their fetishes.

 

[SandyCat]

You had colon polyps? Ew, how do you get those, from butt sex? You whore.

My family lost the genetic lottery so we're predisposed to intestine boobs polyps

My wife's boyfriend assured me being a power bottom has nothing to do with it

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You usually can since there are people who buried them. However, remember, these are made from dying cells. They will rot and they will stink and can become a health hazard. If you have no plan to buried them or persevere them, then let them throw it away.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

My colon is shivering thinking about your colon polyps lol

 

[Anal Eclipse]

Cause they don't want you to interfere with their organ selling side hustle or start some satanic ritual. And yes you can keep it at request as my med student friend told me.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You usually can since there are people who buried them. However, remember, these are made from dying cells. They will rot and they will stink and can become a health hazard. If you have no plan to buried them or persevere them, then let them throw it away.

They usually will preserve them for you before giving it to you if you intend on keeping it, I don't believe hospitals can give you hazardous materials even if you signed away liability.

 

[murph]

They "study" the detritus they carve out of you.

 

[SofondaCox]

Its biohazard, but if you let them know beforehand and provide a secure container, they'll occasionally accommodate you.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Because how else are they gonna get a good supply of foreskins to create face cream out of?

The sad reality.

 

[Cats]

THUNK.