DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

stop trying to get me to like phil

Even a gouty clock is right twice a day.

Zoya, the one whale I hate with a burning passion.

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What do you know about him? I don't know if I have ever heard of him? I think Planet Jeff or KGhaleon are the worst for me.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Jaxx being a cheap faggot. Only $25 for his master tonight.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I think it's cause his lips are getting puffier. Phil must have at least 20 undiagnosed medical conditions at this point.

I was just thinking this today and wondered what the fuck was wrong with his lips.

As a side note: Alcohol can cause water retention in your face. This makes your face look bloated and puffy. I'm guessing that's it

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil being salty, giving a "Do you realize they're going to sell this again?" Without a hint of irony he says he's gonna buy it. I don't care if he says he's only doing it for Darkstalkers and Hyper Fighting; Phil's putting his money down for it... again.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So I'm curious, is there any footage of DSP playing Street fighter, not the shit neo geo conversion or that terribly unbalanced switch version, actual street fighter and doing good. Maybe at an arcade running a machine against average or above-average players?

I would argue he's actually not good at street fighter, he got lucky with that evo win cause no one cared and he only plays people who probably weren't an itch in daddy's pants when SF2 came out then when he gets people who may not be pro but have been playing a while he crumbles, squeals like Ned Beaty in the woods.

He plays SF like he plays ER, tism patterns. All it takes is someone good enough at fighting games to read him and thats it. He can't adapt. Last week with that sagat, this week with 2 different people playing necro.

Shit happens in every fighting game he plays, the exact same way and it'll happen in dark stalkers in june.

 

[actually]

So I'm curious, is there any footage of DSP playing Street fighter, not the shit neo geo conversion or that terribly unbalanced switch version, actual street fighter and doing good. Maybe at an arcade running a machine against average or above-average players?

I would argue he's actually not good at street fighter, he got lucky with that evo win cause no one cared and he only plays people who probably weren't an itch in daddy's pants when SF2 came out then when he gets people who may not be pro but have been playing a while he crumbles, squeals like Ned Beaty in the woods.

He plays SF like he plays ER, tism patterns. All it takes is someone good enough at fighting games to read him and thats it. He can't adapt. Last week with that sagat, this week with 2 different people playing necro.

Shit happens in every fighting game he plays, the exact same way and it'll happen in dark stalkers in june.

He beat Justin Wong in some actual version of SF2 (Hyper Fighting, maybe?) at Evo East. He was decent back in the day. He's just not better than average any more.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

With DSP's long awaited return to the the epic game that is Bug Snax, let us not forget my favorite DSP meltdown in recent memory. The 50 Bit Bitch night. I honestly feel like Youtube and no bits has played the most into why DSP is so boring to follow these days.

RIP Ninstarrune, BANNED BANNED BANNED!

 

[Crooked 16th]

With DSP's long awaited return to the the epic game that is Bug Snax, let us not forget my favorite DSP meltdown in recent memory. The 50 Bit Bitch night. I honestly feel like Youtube and no bits has played the most into why DSP is so boring to follow these days.

RIP Ninstarrune, BANNED BANNED BANNED!

Him retconning what happened the next day was even better

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Dona Morte]

WITH a code Black.
Life is GREAT

Copy paste community post as well.

Looks EXTRA stupid when he privates.

 

[thedingledongle]

Randomly tune into a mirror and see Ken vs Remy

“THATS AN AHNLINE TACTIC! You suck! Didn’t give it to me!”

 

[Kheapathic]

"He parried my ass!" - Panda Lee

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

All I can say is that he has been fighting Malenia quite a bit and STILL has not reached phase 2. I guess it’s good that he’s soloing completely, but I can’t believe that he’s not thinking of bleed. 2k views though, but for a channel his size? That’s a yikes from me.

Has Phil faught Godrick, or Radahn/ Elden Beast yet? I will be blown away if he beats Malenia and I highly doubt he will be able to beat Radahn/Elden Beast.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Randomly tune into a mirror and see Ken vs Remy

“THATS AN AHNLINE TACTIC! You suck! Didn’t give it to me!”

He’s gotten so used to beating up on wheelchairs every week he seriously thinks anyone that actually knows how to play is cheating.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

If any of you here shitpost in Phil's chat, my hat goes off to you. I've been banned twice for inane questions like tonight, asking what his favorite Street Fighter 2 character was, and saying mine was Sub Zero. It's so difficult not to get banned I don't know how so many obvious trolls survive.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

If any of you here shitpost in Phil's chat, my hat goes off to you. I've been banned twice for inane questions like tonight, asking what his favorite Street Fighter 2 character was, and saying mine was Sub Zero. It's so difficult not to get banned I don't know how so many obvious trolls survive.

I go in and always make fun of his shitty music and I have been modded before after like trolling his chat (Not kidding)

 

[Mecha II]

Looks like it's night of the Blankas

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

If any of you here shitpost in Phil's chat, my hat goes off to you. I've been banned twice for inane questions like tonight, asking what his favorite Street Fighter 2 character was, and saying mine was Sub Zero. It's so difficult not to get banned I don't know how so many obvious trolls survive.

That's such a light funny troll question that I'm surprised it wasn't allowed. Unless your name was NiggerKiller69?

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

That's such a light funny troll question that I'm surprised it wasn't allowed. Unless your name was NiggerKiller69?

It wasn't anything inappropriate, he's answered my questions before. My other account I tried talking in his chat on got permabanned a couple months ago for asking if chat preferred Elden Ring or Skyrim. I guess that made me a toxic Elden Ringer. The funny thing is both times I got leaned, unless Phil does a lean-in all the normal mods just leave me be since I just ask Derich tier questions.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

It wasn't anything inappropriate, he's answered my questions before. My other account I tried talking in his chat on got permabanned on a couple months ago for asking if chat preferred Elden Ring or Skyrim. I guess that made me a toxic Elden Ringer. The funny thing is both times I got leaned, unless Phil does a lean-in all the normal mods just leave me be since I just ask Derich tier questions.

DSP is suspicious of anyone in the chat. There is like a bizarre amount of people that don't actually troll and anyone that pries a little bit gets banned because it bothers him